Monday, July 23, 2007

neanderthal magnet

noun. A person who, through no fault of her own--and yes, this is probably a her--is forced to repel repeated amorous advances from cavemanly critters.

Related terms: nutjob magnet, wingnut magnet, fucknut magnet, loser magnet, asshat magnet, asshole magnet, doofus magnet, dork magnet, dumbass magnet, skank magnet, ho magnet, bad kisser magnet.

Real citation: “Are they all like this, or am I just a Neanderthal magnet?”
(Dec. 16, 2002,

Made-up citation: "Evolutionary biologists are unable to explain neanderthal magnets, self-flushing toilets, and butt bras."


Anonymous said...

Holy Shit! I've been using Freak Magnet for years! Thought it was just me....

Anonymous said...

Is this the same as Flypaper for Freaks? I've been using that one for years.