Monday, July 09, 2007


verb. To lessen the influence of 1) George W. Bush or 2) wild, shit-flinging chimpanzees.

Real citation: “Unfortunately 30% of Americans are this stupid. We need to start some kind of remedial training to de-Chimpify these idiots.”
(April 10, 2007, Think Progress,

Made-up citation: "As a teacher, it's my duty to de-chimpify every child, filling their ripe melons with knowledge, morality, and a government chip. Meep!"

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