Monday, July 16, 2007


noun. This cousin of the warmonger prefers bouncing breasts and nummy nipples to air strikes and vehicle-borne improvised explosive devices.

Real citation: “Lydia is already napping, the girl was tiiiiiiired. She's been slightly bitchy this morning too. Ok, lets face it, she's been REALLY bitchy this morning. And a boobiemonger too. From 8-now I have nursed her 3 times. Gah.”
(papermuse, July 8, 2006,

Made-up citation: "Evolutionarily speaking, men are boobiemongers, and primates are bananamongers. Meanwhile, Martians are nanobotmongers. God has a plan for us all."

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

This amuses me to see ;)

She's no longer a boobiemonger, she's graduated to bigger and better things-tantrum warfare. She is on at least a four year old level, so all that boobiemongering must have improved her tantrum skills. ;D