Friday, June 30, 2006


verb. Metaphorically or surgically, balls go bye-bye.

Related terms: deballify, deballification.

Real citation: "I have reread my prior post and reavaluated my former opinion ,as a result ive taken the liberty on you folks behalf to rip the uteriss uterie not sure of spelling from several co workers ..........just doing my part ........ive also deballed deballified the males ......damn spelling."
(easygirl, April 6, 2006,

Made-up citation: "Though he was deballified only two days ago, my puppy seems to have even more nutso energy than usual. I'm thinking of getting the procedure myself..."


noun. A quality possessed by the real good shit.

Real citation: "Anyway, view the gloriousnessosity of it all:"
(Joe G. July 30, 2004,

Made-up citation: "The gloriousnessosity of Gwen's groin is a God-given porno."

Wednesday, June 28, 2006


noun. This will make you yearn for the soothing tones of technobabble and psychobabble.

Real citation: "That last thing alone sounds like a godsend considering the fuckbabble we had to endure throughout this years Big Brother."
(August 16, 2002,

Made-up citation: "Forget English and Spanish; fuckbabble is our national tongue, and I wish we'd swallow it."


adj. There might be more than one fork or too many white people, I guess.

Real citation: "I wonder if it's gonna be a little too upscale-y like one of those 'luxury' movie theaters. I hope not."
(Feb. 9, 2005,

Made-up citation: "Though 'pommes frites' sounds pretentious and upscale-y, ever single time I have eaten fries with that name they have been ungodly good. So shut up and eat."

Monday, June 26, 2006


noun. Not the Bride of Frankenstein, from what I'm told.

Real citation: "Along with the old guard, Iggy teams up with some younger turks here, enlisting Green Day for a blast of snot-punk shuffle (Private Hell), drafting Sum 41 for a Ramonesy power-pop anthem (Little Know it All), and picking up electro-skankstress Peaches for a double dose of her raw, raunchy sexuality (Rock Show, Motor Inn)."
(Darryl Sterdan, "Skull Ring,"

Made-up citation: "I think I'm too old to text message or know an electro-skankstress when I see one."


adverb. Or is that an adjective? Either way, there is something boinkalicious here.

Real citation: "Anyway, to return to boinkly activities, Home Truths had an item yesterday on the taste experience of drinking port by sucking it up through a chocolate finger. I cannot conceive of a more boink-worthy activity. Plain fingers or chocolate? Ruby or tawny port - surely not vintage?"
(Mike Page, April 24, 2005,

Made-up citation: "Nothing is less promising of future boinkly fun than talking about your kid, your last six relationships, and your incarcerated sibling on the first date."

Friday, June 23, 2006


noun. Look deep into the eyes of my rat terrier puppy Monkey, and this ye shall find.

Real citation: "*sniffles* Mommy, I'm scared ... ahem. Though I wonder, from a strictly logical point of view - where does one draw the line (if any) between oohing and aahing over the hotness and adorable-itude here and actually writing screeds inspired by it? The fact/fiction dilemma, I suppose ... Or is this more off-topic than "My Cat's Breath Smelled Like Cat Food" ?"
(Rocket Launcher, "The Daily Show with Jon Stewart," Feb. 17, 2005, Television Without Pity,

Made-up citation: "Though I am chock full o' adorable-itude and hung like an octopus, I got where I am today through hard work and moral fiber."


adj. Cuckoo for crack and other fine breakfasts.

Related terms: batshit loony, batshit whacko, batshit insane, batshit nutty, batshit nutso, super-batshit-insane, completely-fucking-batshit-insane, batshit-fucking-crazy, batshit-sounding, non-batshit, pre-batshit, anti-batshit, batshittery, holy batshit, batcrap, batpoop.

Real citation: "I still can't get over her getting in touch with a librarian in Jordan to find out if I really read a book there. How batshit deranged can you get without realizing you're out of your fucking mind? She continues to demonstrate that you can be truly out of your mind and never know it."
(evariste, Feb. 11, 2006,

Made-up citation: "Too much work plus unending allergies equals a batshit-deranged me, who might just start living up to my family's fine tradition of postal workers."

Wednesday, June 21, 2006


adj. Non-loinal; non-groinal; non-no-no-place-al.

Related terms: crotchal.

Real citation: "Only in the non-crotchal areas"
(Unseen, Jan. 15, 2004,

Made-up citation: "Turning a non-crotchal friendship into a raging crotchfest is a delicate procedure indeed."


adj. Call the doctor, priest, exorcist, etc.

Real citation: "From there we'd realise the Giles in the real world isn't actually the First, but a force of good, PTB?, that's using (a non-corporeal)Giles, his memories, etc, to help them - but he'll go when the First is defeated. Buffy has issues about this, later on of course she can't hug Giles to say good bye when he has to go - all sad, etc. The series ends on a similar tone it actually does, 'cause Giles is at peace and they know it (with Anya & Spike still dyingish)"
(Jamie, April 26, 2004, "Making Our Own Fun: Rewriting 'Buffy,'" Television Without Pity,

Made-up citation: "Maybe I'm not in a dyingish state exactly, but this fucking cough is screwing up my sleep and KILLING ME."

Monday, June 19, 2006


noun. World go boom. Or down the commode. Or something.

Real citation: "Like Geoff Pullum, I haven't read what Don Watson has to say about the globo-downfallization of language, because Watson's book is not available here."
(Mark Liberman, "Counting new words: is there a lexicography gap?," Dec. 23, 2003, Language Log,

Made-up citation: "Disappointing though it may be, I don't believe your expanding waistline can be linked to globo-downfallization."


noun. Fire in the pants! I think it moved.

Real citation: "Perhaps I was reading it wrong. Perhaps I wasn't supposed to read it as a story, but read one chapter at a time, as turnedonedness was required. Bullshit."
(Tessa, April 27, 2005, Silence Without,

Made-up citation: "Yesterday, turnedonedness was in the air, as I had to drag my frothing-at-the-groin puppy away from an unspayed beagle, thus preventing the worst Father's Day ever."

Friday, June 09, 2006

go psycho bugnuts

idiom. Go cuckoo bananas; go slappy walnuts; go mentally wacky; go overnight postal; sprinkle crack on one's cornflakes.

Real citation: "Why leave it up to a couple of people, with no support? Especially people who are likely to go psycho bugnuts as they all apparently do?"
(Daniel, "Live Together, Die Alone," page 16, Television Without Pity,

Made-up citation: "Since getting a puppy, litterbugs drive me six shades of psycho bugnuts--because he eats everything and then licks me. Essentially, your trash is licking me. Why don't you just smear it directly on my face?"


noun. A citizen with public speaking responsibilities in addition to fuckheaded backwards behavior.

Related terms: spokesbaby, spokesbat, spokeschimp, spokescrab, spokescrony, spokesdemon, spokesdipshit, spokesdoofus, spokesdude, spokes-fembot, spokesferret, spokeshottie, spokeslackey, spokesloony, spokeslunatic, spokesmaniac, spokesmartian, spokesmonkey, spokesmoron, spokesnomad, spokespuppet, spokespuppy, spokesvermin, spokesweasel, spokeswookie.

Real citation: “Roger Scheissman, official spokesfuckhead for alt.flame."
(Anonymous, Sept. 28, 2001,

Made-up citation: "Hiring a man named Snow as White House press secretary was a brave step towards honesty; another step was taken yesterday when the position was renamed Spokesfuckhead-in-Chief."

Wednesday, June 07, 2006


noun. Heaps of hair! Take care! Beware!

Real citation: "But this production, currently filming in County Clare, is not the flouncing posh-frocked bewiggery we've come to expect."
("Serpent's Kiss Article Text (From Last Month)," Dec. 8, 2000, The REG Temple,

Made-up citation: "Now that Alias is finished, I'll miss Victor Garber and Ron Rifkin the most, but Jennifer Garner's bewiggery and other charms will always have a special place in my pants."


adj. Orgylicious.

Real citation: "But overall, these are a little too group-grope-y for me. I admit it, I'm a control freak... I like being able to select the recipients of my award-winning kisses, rather than have Fate (or a buncha drunk Lhoppers) do it for me."
(Atalanta, Aug. 14, 2001,

Made-up citation: "I've only had one nearly group-grope-y sitch in my life. Amazingly, a vat of alcohol was involved."

Monday, June 05, 2006


noun. Not sure I can explain this one, but me likey the sound of it.

Real citation: "The L Word (Showtime) better bring back Dana Delany and fast. Playing a Senator on last night's episode, she was sharp, focused, and contained, packing more pow than all those younger actresses flopping their bodies and attitudes around. Her attempted seduction of Jennifer Beals' Bette was sexier and more insinuating than all the panting, heaving, instant-undress nookie-mashing they've been doing lately."
(James Wolcott, "The Pause that Refreshes," Jan. 30, 2006,

Made-up citation: "Since getting a puppy, I have had less energy to pursue nookie-mashing activities, though the puppy is El Chick Magneto. It's a paradox."


noun. Brangelina's aptly named cha-cha, where the hoo-hoo-dilly of Mr. Pitt enjoys membership privileges.

Related terms: infangelina.

Real citation: "The naughty tongues of Hollyweird are in full 'wag' mode over recent reports that a Pitt/Jolie wedding is right around the corner, to be quickly followed by a baby hopping out of Angelina's 'vagilina.'"
(Ann Romano, "One Day at a Time," Jan. 12, The Portland Mercury,

Made-up citation: "If you gaze into the vagilina too long, your subscription to People will run out."

Friday, June 02, 2006


adj. Mmm...male fantasy overload.

Real citation: "Well, I feel better then, that I didn't miss out on any Nadia/Rachel hair-braiding, pillow-fighting-esque slumber party behavior since Rachel had moved out. You think they could have thought to tell us, oh I don't know, before tonight?"
(kariyaki, "5-16/5-17: "Reprisal"/"All the Time in the World" 2006.05.22," May 22, 2006, Television Without Pity,

Made-up citation: "Ultimate fighting is increasing in popularity and rarely described as 'pillow-fighting-esque.'"


adj. Deliciously tentacled, much like a few of my relatives.

Real citation: "The new Octopons from the 50 Fathoms line would work well. They are nicely sculpted and tentaclicious!"
(Aaron T, Feb. 20, 2004,

Made-up citation: "If pigmen and other animal-human hybrids eventually rule the earth, I only hope, for the sake of the children, that our unholy, porky overlords will be tentaclicious."


noun. That's dude-itude--for men.

Real citation: "Next time on Exe-Jesus: Abram gets an "ah" and God tells him to cut off part of his dick as a sign of eternal bro-itude!"
(darksandal, Feb. 6, 2006,

Made-up citation: "'Bros before hos' is a central tenet of French philosophy--uh, make that bro-itude."