Tuesday, July 31, 2007

denunification

noun. The systematic removal of nuns from a school, firehouse, yard, or garage.

Real citation: “THE SCHOOL BOARD WERE HANDED OVER 400 VALID SIGNATURES FROM THE PUBLIC THAT STATED THEY WERE CAST AS A NO CONFIDENCE AGAINST THE BOARD. THE BOARD WAS THEN NOTIFIED THAT A GROUP OF COMMUNITY MEMBERS WERE MEETING WITH ADMINISTRATIVE PERSONNEL FROM THE RIVERSIDE COUNTY OFFICE OF EDUCATION TO SEEK THE DENUNIFICATION OF THE SCHOOL DISTRICT”
(Dec. 10, 2002, http://ssbm.bizland.com/pe120902.chtml)

Made-up citation: "My dog chased a nun down the hallway today. I better see some denunification fast, or I'll be moving out! I also heard that if you see a nun in daylight, she's probably rabid."

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