Monday, January 17, 2011


adj. Too much klunk in the trunk.

Real citation: "My tweetmachine is herky-jerky and klunkity-funkity. Please grease it, @TwitterLuber."
(Jan. 14, 2010,
Trixie Longboots, Twitter,

Made-up citation: "Klunkity-funkity is not a great name for a funk band or daughter."

Wednesday, January 12, 2011


adj. Describing a collision... between the study... of words... and you know who.

Real citation: "More Shatnerguistic goodness! RT @bgzimmer: Reminds me of this:"
(Jan. 12, 2011, Erin McKean, Twitter,

Made-up citation: "I won't go back to school till I can pursue a Ph.D. in