Wednesday, December 01, 2010

gross-dog-poop-all-over-my-block syndrome

noun phrase. A condition that seems nasty till you catch gross-dog-poop-all-over-my-face syndrome.

Real citation: "If people can get wind turbine syndrome from living near wind turbines, does that mean I have gross-dog-poop-all-over-my-block syndrome?"
(Nov. 15, 2010,
Hallie Haglund, Twitter,

Made-up citation: "I believe I can cure gross-dog-poop-all-over-my-block syndrome with new legislation: If you get caught not picking up your dog's deuce, that deuce will be inserted into your hiney. You're welcome, America."