noun. Someone with a powerful and frustrating fucknut-attracting quality.
Related terms: nutjob magnet, wingnut magnet, loser magnet, asshat magnet, asshole magnet, doofus magnet, dork magnet, dumbass magnet, skank magnet, ho magnet, bad kisser magnet, neanderthal magnet.
Real citation: "Yes, I'm a fucknut magnet. (Pssst...must be pissing tilUgetLaid off again. LMFAO!)"
(Debbie, Nov. 26, 2002, http://groups.google.com/group/z-netz.alt.wichtig/msg/513eae90f0cc8aa6?hl=en&)
Made-up citation: "If I were a fucknut magnet, I'd have to carry a crowbar or big can of Raid at all times. I have little tolerance for fucknuttery."