Wednesday, February 28, 2007


noun. Wide receivers drop literal, pigskin-type balls, and the rest of us drop enormous metaphorical balls, making for a boatload of ball-droppitude in the world.

Real citation: "But for sheer ball-droppitude and apparent cluelessness, I'd still put my money on Glenallen. Though I understand that Candlestick supposedly has the most difficult-to-play right field on Earth, it bothers me a lot that Hill hasn't improved."
(Gregg Pearlman, "May Day! May Day! We're Losing Altitude!," May 3, 1997,

Made-up citation: "Lately, I've been suffering from frequent ball-droppitude--and yes, my testicles are doing just fine, thank you."


present participle. Throwing "that's what she said" around like you're Michael Scott or it's TWSS Day.

Real citation: "alas, I’ve been teaching PE to elementary school kids all day. And I don’t think it’s all that appropriate to use TWSS with them, although there were more than a few moments in the teachers lounge I thought it to myself. Now that I’m out of school, there will be much TWSSing tonight!"
(Markus, Feb. 15, 2007,

Made-up citation: "TWSSing in church is all the rage for hipster evangelicals and teenage punks."

Tuesday, February 27, 2007

mad scientistette

noun. A researcher with demented assistants, diabolical plans, and feminine wiles.

Real citation: "Still made me giggle thinking you laughing like a mad scientistette. Yes its a real word goddamnit!"
(Manfre, March 30, 2004,

Made-up citation: "My grandmother was a mad scientistette and my grandfather was an animal-puller. That's why I am part mountain goat."


adj. A close relative of craven-licious, beggar-licious, and plead-o-licious.

Real citation: "I'm trying to think of something suitably grovelicious, but nothing comes to mind...."
(CunningLinguist, June 9, 2004,

Made-up citation: "I'm gentlemanly, well-groomed, and grovelicious. I feel I would be a good asset to your company."


noun. The dampest science.

Real citation: "But you appear to now have one in Freakinology, eh? And that's a good sign! Degrees in Doofusology, Whineology, Bedwettology, and last, but not least, Buttinskology are worthless and you shouldn't waste your time trying to get them. Please? Heh-heh-heh."
(Joe Finocchiaro, Aug. 6, 1996,

Made-up citation: "A rare boast: I have a doctorate in bedwettology."

Thursday, February 22, 2007

double dillwadish

adj. Twice the dillwad-y badness in half the time.

Real citation: "4 games back with 6 to go...ostensibly they were set. It would be dillwadish to even attempt such a feat. Especially since Indiana and Washington virtually have the same record. Would it not be double dillwadish to expend so much energy and risk injury to do this? They would not gain home court since they would have to play the Pistons anyway. Please refrain from your mental masturbation."
(April 15, 2006,

Made-up citation: "When I end up in hell, St. Peter or whoever will say I was pretty, selfish, and double dillwadish."

sex goddessless

adj. Sigh. The saddest adjective of them all.

Related terms: sex goddessness.

Real citation: "I even have something in there for √úbersite, that starts out something along these lines of 'Dear Rockin' Sex Goddess and Lovely Lady Loren, fear not for I have hopefully gone on to a better place, but you must go on. You need to stay strong so that teenagers everywhere will be disciplined, caracatures of others will be drawn, Glam_daddy will be taught how to aquire quality weed and so that the world will not be Sex Goddessless...'"
(Otter, Oct. 31, 2003,

Made-up citation: "I'm sex goddessless, graying, and congested. My new humidifier should fix one of my problems."


adj. Barfy. Or righteous with the fury of the powah of the dark side! I mean, the Lord.

Real citation: "I had an exorcistesque vomiting moment during the concert. I only wish it had been blood vomit.."
(July 15, 2006,

Made-up citation: "An exorcistesque pediatrician gathers many malpractice suits."

Monday, February 19, 2007


adj. Fantastic squared. Or diddly-fucking cubed.

Related terms: fan-diddly-damn-tastic, fan-diddly-an-diddly-tastic,

Real citation: "Just because it is the best way to do things now doesn’t mean it is ‘good’, the fundemental document format is flawed. Yes the semantics are fan-diddly-fucking-tastic, that isn’t what I am fucking nagging about. Grrrrr. And the fact I have so little time. Fuck you all."
(Feb. 16, 2006, Print,

Made-up citation: "A recent poll named the Great Cornholio the most fan-diddly-fucking-tastic character in television history, narrowly beating out Mr. Spock and Dr. Huxtable."


noun. All will be groovy. Really.

Real citation: "Good News: Syera comes up with a plan to lead them into relative non-doomedness."
(Syera, July 18, 2006,

Made-up citation: "A feeling of non-doomedness is one of the first signs of impending doom, according to the American Psychological Association."

Sunday, February 18, 2007

Lower Buttmunchistan

noun. A faraway land, where little buttmunches roam.

Related terms: East Buttfuckistan.

Real citation: "As long as the guest workers fulfill the requirements of their employers, they could speak the language and carry the culture of Lower Buttmunchistan for all we care."
(Cabinia, May 28, 2004,

Made-up citation: "This month I'm going to Atlanta (to see penguins), Buffalo (to see family), and Lower Buttmunchistan (because I hate myself).

bone throwage

noun. Sometimes, you just need someone to throw you a frickin'....well, you know.

Real citation: "We need bone throwage....."
(zan, June 22, 2005,

Made-up citation: "Hey, weather gods! Can I get a little bone throwage here? Me and my little dog are freezing our nads off. And he doesn't even have any."

Thursday, February 15, 2007


noun. 1) A crazy person. 2) An expert on all things psycho bugnuts.

Related terms: batshit loony, batshit whacko, batshit insane, batshit nutty, batshit nutso, batshit-deranged, super-batshit-insane, pre-batshit-insane, completely-fucking-batshit-insane, batshit-fucking-crazy, batshit-sounding, non-batshit, pre-batshit, anti-batshit, batshittery, batshititude, holy batshit, batcrap, batpoop, batfuck.

Real citation: "Hahahahaha! You are not lazy or obese. But onya bike you boring bowling batshitologist LOL."
(May 17, 2005,

Made-up citation: "Does collecting the above terms make me a batshitologist? How much prouder can Mom get?"


adj. Dry testicles, folks. That's all we have today.

Real citation: "When I agreed to do this review I was honest, admitting that my opinion of Strapping Young Lad was lukewarm. I was told that it would make a nice change from reviewers licking their balls all the time. I thought I could definitely deliver on the non-ball-licking review. I really did. But maybe for this record they should have asked more of an SYL fan."
(Fred Phillips, June 21, 2006,

Made-up citation: "I'd leave 'non-ball-licking' off the resume, son. No boss wants to see those words hyphenated."

Wednesday, February 14, 2007


noun. A mix of an asshole, a shithead, and a fuckface--minus a shitfuckhole, of course.

Related terms: fuckheadface, shitheadface.

Real citation: "Hey assheadface, hope everything is alright, I'm still recovering from all the chocolate ice cream and the fancy egg aroma. Lates."
(Sept. 8, 2006,

Made-up citation: "Men are likelier than women to be assheadfaces, according to cutting-edge research at a local university."


adj. Freaky! Like, chock full o' freakitude.

Real citation: "Why is the Christian Reformed Church intense and why are the Protestant Reformed Churches freakitudinous?"
(Geoff, Feb. 26, 2005,

Made-up citation: "Body Worlds 2 was mega-freakitudinous. And I learned that skin is good. I'm making it a point to always have some."

Tuesday, February 13, 2007

sweet Matilda's hymen

exclamation. An idiom that may not be a fit affirmation of the Sunday homily.

Real citation: "Sweet Matilda's hymen- oh, wait... I can see how that would be a poor turn of phrase in light of..."
(DJRadiohead, "Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton Have Holes In Their Wardrobes," Sept. 14, 2006,

Made-up citation: "Sweet Matilda's hymen! Never have I consumed cupcakes as transcendent as these."


adj. Malfunctiony. Or just broke.

Real citation: ":ozz: <--- Lookit! That's me!! Meeee!! Uh, wait, no it's not...mine seems to be slightly....malfunctionish."
(RabidOzztaku, Nov. 12, 2004,

Made-up citation: "My no-name, bargain-basement computer is less malfunctionish than the brand-namier one I had before. Cheapness doth prevail!"

Monday, February 12, 2007

Warrior Princess-esque

adj. Badassette-like. And Xena-ish.

Related terms: un-Warrior-Princess-like.

Real citation: "First one, in the hide-e-hole, it sounds like he calls her 'Sheena', which doesn't make much sense to me, so maybe I misheard and it was supposed to be 'Xena', because that would kinda fit seeing as how she'd just pulled some Warrior Princess-esque moves to save them. As they're getting out of the hide-e-hole, he calls her 'Underdog'."
(Phee, "
3-7: "Not In Portland" 2007.02.07," Feb. 8, 2007, Television Without Pity,

Made-up citation: "A Warrior Princess-esque wardrobe does not imply Warrior Princess-esque combat skills, according to Dr. Phil."


noun. The horror, the horror! Dude.

Real citation: "mine was when she had done a lovely warmup, then as we were just coming in she spotted her mate and started shrieking and didn't stop the wentire test. starburst can vouch for the test's horriditude."
(Mehitabel, May 24, 2006,;amp;amp;ct=clnk&cd=1&gl=us)

Made-up citation: "Mommy, why did God create horriditude and pea soup?"

Sunday, February 11, 2007


adj. There's not enough ew in the world...

Real citation: "Yep, we're making placenta pills...mmmm...placentalicious."
(BratMama, Jan. 23, 2004,

Made-up citation: "When writing the menu for your new upscale vegetarian restaurant, avoid the words 'placentalicious' and 'beefgasm.'"


noun. Ass, folks. Here be ass.

Real citation: "Paddle the buttockage good. Oh yeah."
(That Quiz Guy, "Old Rites, Almost Forgotten," June 7, 2006,

Made-up citation: "Though I often fret about the horrid state of other parts of my body, I hardly ever worry about my buttockage. It would be cool if my non-buttockage were out of sight too."

Thursday, February 08, 2007


noun. Some fuckedupedness starts early.

Real citation: "I read somewhere, or heard in some whacked out seminar once, that for a relationship to work, there needs to be at least eight really good things to every bad thing. That's something I probably should have put a voice to, as it was in my head, but you know--again, part of the prefuckedupness of being a woman is expecting everyone to be fucking psychic. Why aren't you psychic, Deb?! :-p"
(Sassinator, Oct. 26, 2004,

Made-up citation: "Is original sin a form of prefuckedupness, Father Larry?"


adj. No groping, molesting, tickling, or stroking can be found here.

Real citation: "Keep fondling, people. It's a small light in the darkness of a non-fondle-y world."
(Sept. 8, 2006,

Made-up citation: "I have many non-fondle-y relationships with women--which is great--but Jesus fuck, I could use a few guy friends these days."

Thursday, February 01, 2007


verb. To reverse the effects of brainsuckage, which can be most unenlightening, though restful.

Real citation: "The battle plays out essentially the same way, except we actually have Doc indicate why he's going to kill Dawn. Something about Glory's soul/essense or something, I don't care. That plothole pissed me off. Glory deheads the Buffybot, Willow debrainsucks Tara, Buffy smashes Glory and they play Donkey Kong, as per the original."
(Marguryte, "Making Our Own Fun: Rewriting 'Buffy,'" June 28, 2005, Television Without Pity,

Made-up citation: "After coffee debrainsucked me over breakfast, my corpus callosum felt frisky and fresh again."


noun. A numbskull with womanly charms, wiles, and wardrobe.

Real citation: "Who came up with that lousy idea? If you know, and would forward this blog entry to him/her (that numbskull/numbskulless) I'd appreciate it."
(David Hardesty, "Butterflies," Jan. 27, 2006, Musings of a Small Town Christian,

Made-up citation: "I would date a doofusette, cosmic-donut supporter, or congressrodent, but not a numbskulless. I have standards, people!"