Real citation: Today was supposed to be a good day. Lego Star Wars 2 (the sequel to my most favoritist video game ever!) is in release. The ORIGINAL (CGI crapfest-free) Star Wars movies are out. Apple is announcing some (hopefully) cool new stuff. What could possibly go wrong??
(David Simmer II, Sept. 12, 2006, Blogography, http://www.blogography.com/archives/lego/)
Made-up citation: "I'm sad about the lame season finale of The Shield. Until then, the whole series had been almost 100% crapfest-free."