noun. A real specific kind of fucker.
Real citation: " I HAVE NO DESIRE TO BE IN A BAND FUCKWADFACE"
(Nov. 4, 2002, http://www.roadrun.com/Blabbermouth.net/news.aspx?mode=Article&newsitemID=7381)
Made-up citation: "How did you know I was a fuckwadface? Was it my face?"
Thursday, January 11, 2007
enthrallitude
noun. Look deep into the eyes of some enthralled motherfucker, and this ye shall find.
Real citation: "As in a swoon, my enthrallitude was bisected by the sudden tonitruation of conflatulence."
(anonyMoses, Dec. 18, 2004, http://anonymoses.blogspot.com/2004_12_12_anonymoses_archive.html)
Made-up citation: "I watched the President's speech with something less than raging enthrallitude. '20,000 more troops' caught my ear though."
Real citation: "As in a swoon, my enthrallitude was bisected by the sudden tonitruation of conflatulence."
(anonyMoses, Dec. 18, 2004, http://anonymoses.blogspot.com/2004_12_12_anonymoses_archive.html)
Made-up citation: "I watched the President's speech with something less than raging enthrallitude. '20,000 more troops' caught my ear though."
Wednesday, January 10, 2007
ladyparts-first
adj. A common way of greeting the world for our patron skank and others.
Real citation: "Although they provided plenty of fodder for your run of the mill radical feminists, and a perfect platform from which to decry the 'American standard of beauty' that only seems to be super-skinny when Americans aren't involved (the average size of American women ranges between a 12 and a 14), it turns out that most of them were either being given horse hormones by Hollywood stylist Rachel Zoe, or inhaling crack by the bucket. They are, apparently, still demonstrably women; having apparently traded their delicate underthings for drugs, since at some point during the year, all of them landed ladyparts-first on a paparazzi camera."
(E. M. Zanotti, "The Fact That Its 2007 Is Not A Deterrent," Jan. 1, 2007, http://conservativeprincess.mu.nu/archives/210443.php)
Made-up citation: "According to my gymnastics instructor, a ladyparts-first landing from this height is not recommended by doctors."
Real citation: "Although they provided plenty of fodder for your run of the mill radical feminists, and a perfect platform from which to decry the 'American standard of beauty' that only seems to be super-skinny when Americans aren't involved (the average size of American women ranges between a 12 and a 14), it turns out that most of them were either being given horse hormones by Hollywood stylist Rachel Zoe, or inhaling crack by the bucket. They are, apparently, still demonstrably women; having apparently traded their delicate underthings for drugs, since at some point during the year, all of them landed ladyparts-first on a paparazzi camera."
(E. M. Zanotti, "The Fact That Its 2007 Is Not A Deterrent," Jan. 1, 2007, http://conservativeprincess.mu.nu/archives/210443.php)
Made-up citation: "According to my gymnastics instructor, a ladyparts-first landing from this height is not recommended by doctors."
priaptastic
adj. Boneriffic. Because of that priapism thing.
Real citation: "These aspects were clearly something that Caesariano in his Cosmo Vitruvius of 1521 did not understand, as his drawing shows an unresolved and literal draughting of the original flat man with his unfeasibly lengthy feet, hands and arms --not to mention his priaptastic penis."
(Johnny Rodger, 2005, The Drouth, http://www.thedrouth.com/article.php?id=121)
Made-up citation: "If I had a priaptastic woody lasting more than four hours, like they mention in the commercials, I'd either slam it in the window or audition for one of those commercials."
Real citation: "These aspects were clearly something that Caesariano in his Cosmo Vitruvius of 1521 did not understand, as his drawing shows an unresolved and literal draughting of the original flat man with his unfeasibly lengthy feet, hands and arms --not to mention his priaptastic penis."
(Johnny Rodger, 2005, The Drouth, http://www.thedrouth.com/article.php?id=121)
Made-up citation: "If I had a priaptastic woody lasting more than four hours, like they mention in the commercials, I'd either slam it in the window or audition for one of those commercials."
Tuesday, January 09, 2007
boobitation
noun. Like agitation, if you replaced the agitation with boobs.
Real citation: "I probably will take a look just out of boredom more than anything. If I want to see boobitation I can just look down; at least I know where mine have been."
(LottaMoxie, "Picking Up Transmissions: Speculation With Spoilers," Jan. 5, 2007, Television Without Pity, http://forums.televisionwithoutpity.com/index.php?s=&showtopic=3119603&view=findpost&p=6992711)
Made-up citation: "Many admirers of boobitation find my website when they are searching for robo-dirigibles or boob-tastic-osity."
Real citation: "I probably will take a look just out of boredom more than anything. If I want to see boobitation I can just look down; at least I know where mine have been."
(LottaMoxie, "Picking Up Transmissions: Speculation With Spoilers," Jan. 5, 2007, Television Without Pity, http://forums.televisionwithoutpity.com/index.php?s=&showtopic=3119603&view=findpost&p=6992711)
Made-up citation: "Many admirers of boobitation find my website when they are searching for robo-dirigibles or boob-tastic-osity."
absocraply
adverb. 1. Absolutely crappy. 2. Absocrappinglutely.
Related terms: Related terms: absodiddly, absoforking, absofracking, absofreaking, absofricking, absofucking, absoshitly, absosmurfing.
Real citation: "absocraply amazing"
(sufx, Feb. 23, 2006, http://www.junglescene.com/forums/browse.php?fid=1&tid=152420&mode=flat)
Made-up citation: "I absocraply believe in jinxes, but I'm not too sure about were-beasts and archdeacons."
Related terms: Related terms: absodiddly, absoforking, absofracking, absofreaking, absofricking, absofucking, absoshitly, absosmurfing.
Real citation: "absocraply amazing"
(sufx, Feb. 23, 2006, http://www.junglescene.com/forums/browse.php?fid=1&tid=152420&mode=flat)
Made-up citation: "I absocraply believe in jinxes, but I'm not too sure about were-beasts and archdeacons."
Monday, January 08, 2007
grandmatacular
adj. Spectacularly grandma-like.
Related terms: grandmatastic, grandmalicious.
Real citation: "NPR has been asking some tough questions this week. Most in the "yeah, but you're bombing neighborhoods, airports and stuff" vein. Even the grandmatacular Dianne Rehm has been jumping down people's shit."
(alex maiolo, July 20, 2006, Electrical Audio, http://electrical.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?p=255907&sid=99c19df39d3c23b5f5c7747c8f0922ab)
Made-up citation: "I'd have no dates at all without online dating, but I'm a little weary of women who post ads with spry, youthful pics then turn out to be grandmatacular in person. Are they deluded, deceitful, or just deranged?"
Related terms: grandmatastic, grandmalicious.
Real citation: "NPR has been asking some tough questions this week. Most in the "yeah, but you're bombing neighborhoods, airports and stuff" vein. Even the grandmatacular Dianne Rehm has been jumping down people's shit."
(alex maiolo, July 20, 2006, Electrical Audio, http://electrical.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?p=255907&sid=99c19df39d3c23b5f5c7747c8f0922ab)
Made-up citation: "I'd have no dates at all without online dating, but I'm a little weary of women who post ads with spry, youthful pics then turn out to be grandmatacular in person. Are they deluded, deceitful, or just deranged?"
megabuttmunch
noun. An assmunch of great proportions.
Real citation: "How many names does megabuttmunch have to use before he figures out how to spell his own name?"
(May 23, 2006, http://www.coder.com/creations/tale//tales/cgi-bin/tale.pl.cgi?PAGE=45794&STORYDIR=Grand_Testing_Tale)
Made-up citation: "Though I'm a megabuttmunch in most fields and endeavors, I've become the Tiger Woods of Connect Four."
Real citation: "How many names does megabuttmunch have to use before he figures out how to spell his own name?"
(May 23, 2006, http://www.coder.com/creations/tale//tales/cgi-bin/tale.pl.cgi?PAGE=45794&STORYDIR=Grand_Testing_Tale)
Made-up citation: "Though I'm a megabuttmunch in most fields and endeavors, I've become the Tiger Woods of Connect Four."
Sunday, January 07, 2007
goth-seductressy
adj. Dark and disturbing and female and hot and too young for you to be looking at, asswad.
Real citation: "This is Danella, looking all goth-seductressy. You can't really see, but she's wearing a reeeally awesome pair o' boots."
(Spring 2004, "Tales From the Bar," http://www.angelfire.com/bc2/yuesedtoys/bar/bar.html)
Made-up citation: "Words that won't be necessary in my obituary: abs of steel, goth-seductressy, faith, Wilt Chamberlain-esque."
Real citation: "This is Danella, looking all goth-seductressy. You can't really see, but she's wearing a reeeally awesome pair o' boots."
(Spring 2004, "Tales From the Bar," http://www.angelfire.com/bc2/yuesedtoys/bar/bar.html)
Made-up citation: "Words that won't be necessary in my obituary: abs of steel, goth-seductressy, faith, Wilt Chamberlain-esque."
fetishishness
noun. Caution: may contain fetish-like substance.
Real citation: "I think basicly, as long as the fetish ball is a horns and halos production, the problems that most of the people I have talked with about won't ever be resolved. Big bands and letting frat boys in makes more money, even though it cuts down on the quality of the fetishishness (tm)."
(lionaz, May 30, 2006, http://phredgreen.livejournal.com/33120.html)
Made-up citation: "Is my enthusiasm for women's fingernails a sign of fetishishness? Um, maybe."
Real citation: "I think basicly, as long as the fetish ball is a horns and halos production, the problems that most of the people I have talked with about won't ever be resolved. Big bands and letting frat boys in makes more money, even though it cuts down on the quality of the fetishishness (tm)."
(lionaz, May 30, 2006, http://phredgreen.livejournal.com/33120.html)
Made-up citation: "Is my enthusiasm for women's fingernails a sign of fetishishness? Um, maybe."
Thursday, January 04, 2007
pre-schmoopification
adj. Before the sugar-frosted process of schmoopification has commenced.
Related terms: schmoopiness, non-schmoopy, schmooping, schmooped, schmoopage, schmoopitude, schmoopery, schmoopification, de-schmoopify.
Real citation: "For examples I've picked out some of my favorite quotes, listed below. Also there's little stuff, like, Spike without a chip is pre-schmoopification Spike. And Evil Willow is Cruella De Will."
("Happy Hunting," http://www.angelfire.com/realm2/happyhunting/information/recaps.html)
Made-up citation: "When dating, there are certain rules to be followed during the pre-schmoopification process. If you have a clue what they are, let me know."
Related terms: schmoopiness, non-schmoopy, schmooping, schmooped, schmoopage, schmoopitude, schmoopery, schmoopification, de-schmoopify.
Real citation: "For examples I've picked out some of my favorite quotes, listed below. Also there's little stuff, like, Spike without a chip is pre-schmoopification Spike. And Evil Willow is Cruella De Will."
("Happy Hunting," http://www.angelfire.com/realm2/happyhunting/information/recaps.html)
Made-up citation: "When dating, there are certain rules to be followed during the pre-schmoopification process. If you have a clue what they are, let me know."
crack-challenged
adj. Cuckoo for crack. Or just cuckoo.
Related terms: Count Crackula, crack-pipe-worthy, crackadocious, crack on one's cornflakes.
Real citation: "Known psycho Heather Mills and her gullible knight, Paul McCartney, take this year's prize for the year's biggest no-duh-divorce, fending off competition from Pam Anderson and Kid Rock by virtue of having been married for more than 35 seconds and from Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown by virtue of not being crack-challenged."
(Rebecca Traister, "So long, sugar tits!," Dec. 31, 2006, http://salon.com/mwt/feature/2006/12/31/2006_sex/)
Made-up citation: "My dog likes to writhe around like a furry, crack-challenged loonball. It is amusing."
Related terms: Count Crackula, crack-pipe-worthy, crackadocious, crack on one's cornflakes.
Real citation: "Known psycho Heather Mills and her gullible knight, Paul McCartney, take this year's prize for the year's biggest no-duh-divorce, fending off competition from Pam Anderson and Kid Rock by virtue of having been married for more than 35 seconds and from Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown by virtue of not being crack-challenged."
(Rebecca Traister, "So long, sugar tits!," Dec. 31, 2006, http://salon.com/mwt/feature/2006/12/31/2006_sex/)
Made-up citation: "My dog likes to writhe around like a furry, crack-challenged loonball. It is amusing."
Wednesday, January 03, 2007
non-suckitudinous
adj. No sir, not sucky.
Real citation: "Also, I am working on the side on some actual VISUAL art! *shock* Hopefull it will be non-suckitudinous enough to post here."
(Dec. 26, 2004, http://granolafunk.deviantart.com/journal/)
Made-up citation: "I want to wish all readers of this blog a non-suckitudinous new year."
Real citation: "Also, I am working on the side on some actual VISUAL art! *shock* Hopefull it will be non-suckitudinous enough to post here."
(Dec. 26, 2004, http://granolafunk.deviantart.com/journal/)
Made-up citation: "I want to wish all readers of this blog a non-suckitudinous new year."
everydoofus
noun. A doofus-y everyman, emblematic of the doofus who lurks in the hearts of all.
Real citation: "America's favorite everydoofus plays Henry, a commitment-phobic veterinarian at an aquarium in Hawaii."
(Daniel Goldberg, Feb 16, 2004, http://orig.upstatelink.com/entertainment/2004/02/16/2004021624978.htm)
Made-up citation: "There's a big difference between an everydoofus and an everymoron. I learned that in grad school."
Real citation: "America's favorite everydoofus plays Henry, a commitment-phobic veterinarian at an aquarium in Hawaii."
(Daniel Goldberg, Feb 16, 2004, http://orig.upstatelink.com/entertainment/2004/02/16/2004021624978.htm)
Made-up citation: "There's a big difference between an everydoofus and an everymoron. I learned that in grad school."
Tuesday, January 02, 2007
skinhose
noun. Hose--the tallywhacker kind.
Real citation: "At the moment our story begins, this very lucky pissoir has none other than Eminem's (yes, Eminem's!) own floppy skinhose dangling wiggerishly in its chilly porcelain maw."
(Adrian Ryan, "Celebrity I Saw U," July 20, 2006, The Stranger, http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/Content?oid=44513)
Made-up citation: "In elementary school, I remember a kid named Gary defining a dickhead as 'someone who walks around with his skinhose hanging out.' I also remember some nuns and dodge balls."
Real citation: "At the moment our story begins, this very lucky pissoir has none other than Eminem's (yes, Eminem's!) own floppy skinhose dangling wiggerishly in its chilly porcelain maw."
(Adrian Ryan, "Celebrity I Saw U," July 20, 2006, The Stranger, http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/Content?oid=44513)
Made-up citation: "In elementary school, I remember a kid named Gary defining a dickhead as 'someone who walks around with his skinhose hanging out.' I also remember some nuns and dodge balls."
fistpumpery
noun. USA! USA!
Real citation: "The night ended with an all-star jam, peaking in triumphancy when Mikie Petrie of Bohemian Knuckleboogie (and formerly of Boomshanka) jumped up on stage with his trumpet to create a glorious moment of victorious fistpumpery."
(JLG, http://64.233.167.104/search?q=cache:fGLFNclCfT4J:tealeafgreen.com/phpBB2/posting.php%3Fmode%3Dquote%26p%3D2314%26sid%3D31eda7105823c78ec032cf961fe789b9+%22fistpumpery%22&hl=en&gl=us&ct=clnk&cd=1)
Made-up citation: "Rah-rah and fistpumpery weren't my strong suits as a summer camp counselor. I did plan interesting activities, like an exorcism."
Real citation: "The night ended with an all-star jam, peaking in triumphancy when Mikie Petrie of Bohemian Knuckleboogie (and formerly of Boomshanka) jumped up on stage with his trumpet to create a glorious moment of victorious fistpumpery."
(JLG, http://64.233.167.104/search?q=cache:fGLFNclCfT4J:tealeafgreen.com/phpBB2/posting.php%3Fmode%3Dquote%26p%3D2314%26sid%3D31eda7105823c78ec032cf961fe789b9+%22fistpumpery%22&hl=en&gl=us&ct=clnk&cd=1)
Made-up citation: "Rah-rah and fistpumpery weren't my strong suits as a summer camp counselor. I did plan interesting activities, like an exorcism."
Monday, January 01, 2007
clustercoitus
noun. A clusterfuck acceptable for use during Sunday prayers.
Related terms: clusterboink, clusterduck, clusterfiretruck, clusterfornicate, clusterfrack, clusterfreak, clusterfrell, clusterfrick, clusterfrig, clusterfug, clusterhump, clusterplook, clusterpork, clusterschmuck, clustersmurf.
Real citation: "Oh there is definitely a group that controls this clustercoitus."
(Anonymous Coward, April 11, 2006, http://www.godlikeproductions.com/bbs/message.php?messageid=219535)
Made-up citation: "For my new year's resolutions, I plan to exercise more, eat less, and avoid clustercoituses."
Related terms: clusterboink, clusterduck, clusterfiretruck, clusterfornicate, clusterfrack, clusterfreak, clusterfrell, clusterfrick, clusterfrig, clusterfug, clusterhump, clusterplook, clusterpork, clusterschmuck, clustersmurf.
Real citation: "Oh there is definitely a group that controls this clustercoitus."
(Anonymous Coward, April 11, 2006, http://www.godlikeproductions.com/bbs/message.php?messageid=219535)
Made-up citation: "For my new year's resolutions, I plan to exercise more, eat less, and avoid clustercoituses."
bouncerette
noun. A bouncer of the female-ier sex.
Real citation: "MistJenif (Savoy design wench and bouncerette)"
(MistJenif, Feb. 1, 1996, http://groups.google.com/group/alt.gothic/msg/826c228286107851?hl=en&)
Made-up citation: "If you call a bouncerette a bouncerette, your balls may soon be bouncing around the inside of her glove compartment."
Real citation: "MistJenif (Savoy design wench and bouncerette)"
(MistJenif, Feb. 1, 1996, http://groups.google.com/group/alt.gothic/msg/826c228286107851?hl=en&)
Made-up citation: "If you call a bouncerette a bouncerette, your balls may soon be bouncing around the inside of her glove compartment."
Sunday, December 31, 2006
losercapades
noun. The exploits of losers--and maybe a few hosers and louts too.
Related terms: asscapades, bedcapades, crapcapades, dorkcapades, fuckcapades, shitcapades, skankcapades, turdcapades.
Real citation: "So she's a big loser, and you're the little turd chronicling her losercapades on iSONEWS. That puts you at the top of the loser-chain, loser."
(AngryKoala, Jan. 16, 2006, http://www.theisonews.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=137684&highlight=&sid=496e3ba449ad39dcf9a82fc5f4c67b7d)
Made-up citation: "My biography will probably be titled Losercapades, though I'd prefer Mega Uber Space Porn: Shazbot!"
Related terms: asscapades, bedcapades, crapcapades, dorkcapades, fuckcapades, shitcapades, skankcapades, turdcapades.
Real citation: "So she's a big loser, and you're the little turd chronicling her losercapades on iSONEWS. That puts you at the top of the loser-chain, loser."
(AngryKoala, Jan. 16, 2006, http://www.theisonews.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=137684&highlight=&sid=496e3ba449ad39dcf9a82fc5f4c67b7d)
Made-up citation: "My biography will probably be titled Losercapades, though I'd prefer Mega Uber Space Porn: Shazbot!"
not-a-cancerness
noun. A quality possessed by those rare individuals who are neither stirring the pot nor slowly destroying the souls of everyone around them.
Real citation: "I think he's seen more of the best and worst of Kara than anyone else in her life and he still stays. How could Kara possibly resist that? He's like this walking validation of her not-a-cancerness. His brother died due in part to her bad judgement, they fight, they hurt each other, she accidently shot him in the chest - but he's still standing and he's still there and I just can't see that as a weakness."
(Oracle42, " 3-9: "Unfinished Business" 2006.12.01," Dec. 2, 2006, Television Without Pity, http://forums.televisionwithoutpity.com/index.php?s=&showtopic=3148877&view=findpost&p=6739334)
Made-up citation: "In basketball, teammates are valued for passing, rebounding, not-a-cancerness, and cool facial hair."
Real citation: "I think he's seen more of the best and worst of Kara than anyone else in her life and he still stays. How could Kara possibly resist that? He's like this walking validation of her not-a-cancerness. His brother died due in part to her bad judgement, they fight, they hurt each other, she accidently shot him in the chest - but he's still standing and he's still there and I just can't see that as a weakness."
(Oracle42, " 3-9: "Unfinished Business" 2006.12.01," Dec. 2, 2006, Television Without Pity, http://forums.televisionwithoutpity.com/index.php?s=&showtopic=3148877&view=findpost&p=6739334)
Made-up citation: "In basketball, teammates are valued for passing, rebounding, not-a-cancerness, and cool facial hair."
Thursday, December 28, 2006
Mother Theresa-y
adj. Humanitarian-style, which is so popular with the kids these days.
Real citation: "I found their description to be a bit whacked out. I'm allegedly highly introverted while being all Mother Theresa-y and saving the world."
(ihearteric, Sept. 18, 2006, http://charlaineharris.master.com/texis/master/search/showmsg.html?id=4514bbdb12&Catid=449095513)
Made-up citation: "I stole a neighbor's newspaper on Christmas. Not the most Mother Theresa-y way to celebrate Jesusday."
Real citation: "I found their description to be a bit whacked out. I'm allegedly highly introverted while being all Mother Theresa-y and saving the world."
(ihearteric, Sept. 18, 2006, http://charlaineharris.master.com/texis/master/search/showmsg.html?id=4514bbdb12&Catid=449095513)
Made-up citation: "I stole a neighbor's newspaper on Christmas. Not the most Mother Theresa-y way to celebrate Jesusday."
nookie-ish
adj. Conjugalicious-y.
Real citation: "In refernce to my last post: The evil cabana boy position has been filled. I am looking forward to many years of dedicated evil service from my evil cabana boy, and suggest he learn some monster foot rubbing skillz. Also, by agreeing to be my evil cabana boy, he's agreed to all sorts of nookie-ish things. Heh."
(June 8, 2006, http://myheartisinthedesert.blogspot.com/2006/06/blogger-hates-me.html)
Made-up citation: "Bonobos engage in nookie and nookie-ish activities about as often as I suck down bubble teas and watch Battlestar Galactica DVDs. Hmmm. This evolution thing might not be working right."
Real citation: "In refernce to my last post: The evil cabana boy position has been filled. I am looking forward to many years of dedicated evil service from my evil cabana boy, and suggest he learn some monster foot rubbing skillz. Also, by agreeing to be my evil cabana boy, he's agreed to all sorts of nookie-ish things. Heh."
(June 8, 2006, http://myheartisinthedesert.blogspot.com/2006/06/blogger-hates-me.html)
Made-up citation: "Bonobos engage in nookie and nookie-ish activities about as often as I suck down bubble teas and watch Battlestar Galactica DVDs. Hmmm. This evolution thing might not be working right."
Wednesday, December 27, 2006
defuckified
adj. Something defuckified has been unfuckified, unfucked, and defucked--in other words, fixed.
Related terms: deballified, degoopified, desmellified, destinkified.
Real citation: "So I go to setup Trillian on my work PC since home might go away again in the rolling blackouts. Now my first thought was just to unzip my copy from home directly on top of the existing copy but then I thought.. no... thats kind of a shotgun approach.. lets do it smarter. Much tinkering later I think I have it defuckified now. This thing seems to have settings all over the place. Whee. Hehe."
(techie, April 18, 2006, http://users.livejournal.com/techie_/2006/04/18/)
Made-up citation: "How many years of therapy will it take till my psyche is defuckified?"
Related terms: deballified, degoopified, desmellified, destinkified.
Real citation: "So I go to setup Trillian on my work PC since home might go away again in the rolling blackouts. Now my first thought was just to unzip my copy from home directly on top of the existing copy but then I thought.. no... thats kind of a shotgun approach.. lets do it smarter. Much tinkering later I think I have it defuckified now. This thing seems to have settings all over the place. Whee. Hehe."
(techie, April 18, 2006, http://users.livejournal.com/techie_/2006/04/18/)
Made-up citation: "How many years of therapy will it take till my psyche is defuckified?"
nutbaritude
noun. Look deep into the buggy eyes of a raving nutbar, and this ye shall find.
Related terms: nutbarhood.
Real citation: "Ah! I continue to marvel at Kramer's patience and politeness in the face of obvious nutbaritude."
(NoDeity, June 24, 2005, http://www.infidelguy.com/ftopicp-235470-.html)
Made-up citation: "Clinically speaking, believers in angels and believers in pig-men occupy the same sphere of nutbaritude."
Related terms: nutbarhood.
Real citation: "Ah! I continue to marvel at Kramer's patience and politeness in the face of obvious nutbaritude."
(NoDeity, June 24, 2005, http://www.infidelguy.com/ftopicp-235470-.html)
Made-up citation: "Clinically speaking, believers in angels and believers in pig-men occupy the same sphere of nutbaritude."
Tuesday, December 26, 2006
absoshitly
adj. An alternative to "absolutely" that is full of shit.
Related terms: absodiddly, absoforking, absofracking, absofreaking, absofricking, absofucking, absosmurfing.
Real citation: "guess what... i absoshitly LOVE shane tyson."
(Rocko, May 9, 2005, http://www.xanga.com/XxTwice)
Made-up citation: "The most absoshitly delightful concert I went to this year was probably the Yeah Yeah Yeahs. They own me, and I like it."
Related terms: absodiddly, absoforking, absofracking, absofreaking, absofricking, absofucking, absosmurfing.
Real citation: "guess what... i absoshitly LOVE shane tyson."
(Rocko, May 9, 2005, http://www.xanga.com/XxTwice)
Made-up citation: "The most absoshitly delightful concert I went to this year was probably the Yeah Yeah Yeahs. They own me, and I like it."
cameltoeriffic
adj. A very specific type of spandex-tightness.
Real citation: "Indeed, it was cameltoeriffic. I'm thinking they probably should have considered wearing some sort of underwear."
(Dunnas, Oct. 23, 2005, http://www.automobileforum.com/forums/index.php?s=135d1eab78432d70f14b13ce701876ae&showtopic=53255)
Made-up citation: "'Be not ye cameltoeriffic,' said the thunder god Thor, harshing the Asgardian mellow once again."
Real citation: "Indeed, it was cameltoeriffic. I'm thinking they probably should have considered wearing some sort of underwear."
(Dunnas, Oct. 23, 2005, http://www.automobileforum.com/forums/index.php?s=135d1eab78432d70f14b13ce701876ae&showtopic=53255)
Made-up citation: "'Be not ye cameltoeriffic,' said the thunder god Thor, harshing the Asgardian mellow once again."
Sunday, December 24, 2006
cringy-cringy
adj. Cringy squared.
Real citation: "I just watched this episode again earlier today- it starts off so cringy (for me, not so funny-cringy as cringy-cringy) but gets better as the episode progresses- I feel so sorry for poor Katy while watching it."
(hayds, "1-6: "Hot Girl" 2005.04.26," July 20, 2006, Television Without Pity, http://forums.televisionwithoutpity.com/index.php?s=&showtopic=3135609&view=findpost&p=5698040)
Made-up citation: "Cringy-cringy is painful to the soul but easier to clean up than barfy-cringy."
Real citation: "I just watched this episode again earlier today- it starts off so cringy (for me, not so funny-cringy as cringy-cringy) but gets better as the episode progresses- I feel so sorry for poor Katy while watching it."
(hayds, "1-6: "Hot Girl" 2005.04.26," July 20, 2006, Television Without Pity, http://forums.televisionwithoutpity.com/index.php?s=&showtopic=3135609&view=findpost&p=5698040)
Made-up citation: "Cringy-cringy is painful to the soul but easier to clean up than barfy-cringy."
non-boner-giving
present participle. Totally un-Christmas-like. Um, make that un-Cialis-like.
Related terms: actual-boner-giving, non-boner-inducing, non-boner-ifying.
Real citation: "Mexicans eat turtle eggs because they believe that turtle eggs give them boners. Turtle eggs do not give them boners. Mexican environmentalists attempt to replace non-boner-giving turtle eggs with actual-boner-giving models. Environmentalists sell out long-term goals (stop the objectification of women) for short-term goal (stop the extinction of sea-turtles)."
(ACS, August 25, 2004, http://twistyfaster.typepad.com/i_blame_the_patriarchy/2005/08/huevos.html#comment-8840140)
Made-up citation: "'Boner-giving or non-boner-giving?' is the 'Paper or plastic?' of the pharmaceuticals industry."
Related terms: actual-boner-giving, non-boner-inducing, non-boner-ifying.
Real citation: "Mexicans eat turtle eggs because they believe that turtle eggs give them boners. Turtle eggs do not give them boners. Mexican environmentalists attempt to replace non-boner-giving turtle eggs with actual-boner-giving models. Environmentalists sell out long-term goals (stop the objectification of women) for short-term goal (stop the extinction of sea-turtles)."
(ACS, August 25, 2004, http://twistyfaster.typepad.com/i_blame_the_patriarchy/2005/08/huevos.html#comment-8840140)
Made-up citation: "'Boner-giving or non-boner-giving?' is the 'Paper or plastic?' of the pharmaceuticals industry."
Thursday, December 21, 2006
semi-crapola-free
adj. Only somewhat lacking a steaming pile of crapola.
Real citation: "I don't know why, but whenever I install windows on a computer, it stays usable (semi crapola free) for at least six months. For some of my friends, that's a record. I watch as they install windows, I don't notice any difference, and it goes to hell in a week."
(Sid, Jan. 14, 2006, http://www.politicalcrossfire.com/forum/archive.php/o_t__t_46667__view_previous__index.html)
Made-up citation: "I'm afraid that if reviews indicate the new Rocky movie is even semi-crapola-free, I'll check it out. I'm not proud."
Real citation: "I don't know why, but whenever I install windows on a computer, it stays usable (semi crapola free) for at least six months. For some of my friends, that's a record. I watch as they install windows, I don't notice any difference, and it goes to hell in a week."
(Sid, Jan. 14, 2006, http://www.politicalcrossfire.com/forum/archive.php/o_t__t_46667__view_previous__index.html)
Made-up citation: "I'm afraid that if reviews indicate the new Rocky movie is even semi-crapola-free, I'll check it out. I'm not proud."
fan-coitus-tastic
adj. A family-friendly version of "fan-fucking-tastic."
Real citation: "fan-coitus-tastic!"
(andy, Oct. 2, 2006, http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=17297472&blogID=175528823&Mytoken=EA2BADA8-E557-4260-AB9387F3BB86B25817068579)
Made-up citation: "Words to avoid when composing love poems: fan-coitus-tastic, stank, throbiness."
Real citation: "fan-coitus-tastic!"
(andy, Oct. 2, 2006, http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=17297472&blogID=175528823&Mytoken=EA2BADA8-E557-4260-AB9387F3BB86B25817068579)
Made-up citation: "Words to avoid when composing love poems: fan-coitus-tastic, stank, throbiness."
Wednesday, December 20, 2006
mancrushish
adj. When a dude loves a dude...in a dudely way, sort of.
Real citation: ":laugh: i would say the rest of the lyrics but they are a lil mancrushish"
(Leonard Washington, Dec. 12, 2005, http://www.extremeskins.com/forums/archive/index.php/t-131814.html)
Made-up citation: "Many conservatives have mancrushish feelings for the Prez, as hilariously pointed out by James Wolcott."
Real citation: ":laugh: i would say the rest of the lyrics but they are a lil mancrushish"
(Leonard Washington, Dec. 12, 2005, http://www.extremeskins.com/forums/archive/index.php/t-131814.html)
Made-up citation: "Many conservatives have mancrushish feelings for the Prez, as hilariously pointed out by James Wolcott."
botsploitation
noun. A film genre featuring long, hard, shiny, metallic robots--with attachments.
Related terms: assploitation, boobsploitation, cocksploitation, crapsploitation, crotchsploitation, dorksploitation, petsploitation, skanksploitation.
Real citation: "Tom: 'Botsploitation films, Mike, the whole lot of them! Little more than electronic 'minstrel shows' so you humans can watch the goofy antics of your 'happy slaves' while you crush them under your fleshy heel!"
(Feb. 22, 2003, http://groups.google.ca/group/alt.tv.mst3k.mstings/msg/2bea51c3824b0474)
Made-up citation: "Fembotitude and botsploitation go together like coffee and...a shitload of more coffee."
Related terms: assploitation, boobsploitation, cocksploitation, crapsploitation, crotchsploitation, dorksploitation, petsploitation, skanksploitation.
Real citation: "Tom: 'Botsploitation films, Mike, the whole lot of them! Little more than electronic 'minstrel shows' so you humans can watch the goofy antics of your 'happy slaves' while you crush them under your fleshy heel!"
(Feb. 22, 2003, http://groups.google.ca/group/alt.tv.mst3k.mstings/msg/2bea51c3824b0474)
Made-up citation: "Fembotitude and botsploitation go together like coffee and...a shitload of more coffee."
Tuesday, December 19, 2006
groinalicious
adj. Mmmm...groiny goodness.
Related words: crotchalicious, conjugalicious.
Real citation: "sounds groinalicious!"
(norks, Jan. 29, 2006, http://s14.invisionfree.com/Forearm/index.php?showtopic=13)
Made-up citation: "Many folks find this blog while searching for groinalicious delights. I wonder how disappointed they are to find the words 'full-frontal-ness' and 'robo-seductress' but no full-frontal-ness or robo-seductresses."
Related words: crotchalicious, conjugalicious.
Real citation: "sounds groinalicious!"
(norks, Jan. 29, 2006, http://s14.invisionfree.com/Forearm/index.php?showtopic=13)
Made-up citation: "Many folks find this blog while searching for groinalicious delights. I wonder how disappointed they are to find the words 'full-frontal-ness' and 'robo-seductress' but no full-frontal-ness or robo-seductresses."
hosebeastess
noun. A female hosebeast. But a hosebeast is female. You figure it out!
Related words: hosebeasty.
Real citation: "and Silver, dont defend this psycho hosebeastess - she crazy"
(Univity, Oct. 16, 2004, http://www.madhookup.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=1599&sid=2560781fef9d762acb48226e25b9d473)
Made-up citation: "Should I call Bethany the lady of the house or the hosebeastess of the house in my letter of recommendation?"
Related words: hosebeasty.
Real citation: "and Silver, dont defend this psycho hosebeastess - she crazy"
(Univity, Oct. 16, 2004, http://www.madhookup.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=1599&sid=2560781fef9d762acb48226e25b9d473)
Made-up citation: "Should I call Bethany the lady of the house or the hosebeastess of the house in my letter of recommendation?"
Monday, December 18, 2006
pre-fucked-over
adj. Like premeditation, but the meditation was replaced with royal fucked-over-ness.
Real citation: "That last thought--that bolded one. Erase that one from your brain. We, as women, are somehow pre-fucked-over to believe that there is something wrong with us if something isn't working out, or going perfectly. And it's a load of bollocks. Sometimes shit is just wrong. It isn't anyone's fault. Not everything has to be the fault of someone. Sometimes, hell, often times, shit just sucks."
(Sassinator, Oct. 26, 2004, http://www.debutaunt.com/archives/000342.php)
Made-up citation: "I have a tendency to awfulize and feel pre-fucked-over, because I am a bowl of joy."
Real citation: "That last thought--that bolded one. Erase that one from your brain. We, as women, are somehow pre-fucked-over to believe that there is something wrong with us if something isn't working out, or going perfectly. And it's a load of bollocks. Sometimes shit is just wrong. It isn't anyone's fault. Not everything has to be the fault of someone. Sometimes, hell, often times, shit just sucks."
(Sassinator, Oct. 26, 2004, http://www.debutaunt.com/archives/000342.php)
Made-up citation: "I have a tendency to awfulize and feel pre-fucked-over, because I am a bowl of joy."
unpopely
adverb. Like, totally unbecoming of His Popeliness.
Real citation: "Although the world’s Cardinals agreed that Benedict’s less than sporting response to his dismissal was rather undignified, they have forgiven him on the grounds that such unpopely behaviour is not sufficient cause for stripping a Cardinal of his feathers."
(Dale Petrie, 2005, http://www.utterpants.co.uk/news/world/cliffpope.html)
Made-up citation: "White robes are popely; purple thongs are unpopely."
Real citation: "Although the world’s Cardinals agreed that Benedict’s less than sporting response to his dismissal was rather undignified, they have forgiven him on the grounds that such unpopely behaviour is not sufficient cause for stripping a Cardinal of his feathers."
(Dale Petrie, 2005, http://www.utterpants.co.uk/news/world/cliffpope.html)
Made-up citation: "White robes are popely; purple thongs are unpopely."
Sunday, December 17, 2006
mythology-y
adj. The Buffy generation's version of "sorta-mythological."
Real citation: "As for the moniker, at last night's LA show the question came up again, and we got a pretty firm response from Verheiden that it was purely an aesthetic decision, made at the last minute--they thought 'Zeus' sounded 'too mythology-y' and preferred the rhythm of 'Jupiter.'"
(Jenny O, "3-11: "The Eye Of Jupiter" 2006.12.15," Dec. 16, 2006, Television Without Pity, http://forums.televisionwithoutpity.com/index.php?s=&showtopic=3149366&view=findpost&p=6864518)
Made-up citation: "'By Thor's hammer!' is a mythology-y exclamation. 'Holy monkey balls!' is not."
Real citation: "As for the moniker, at last night's LA show the question came up again, and we got a pretty firm response from Verheiden that it was purely an aesthetic decision, made at the last minute--they thought 'Zeus' sounded 'too mythology-y' and preferred the rhythm of 'Jupiter.'"
(Jenny O, "3-11: "The Eye Of Jupiter" 2006.12.15," Dec. 16, 2006, Television Without Pity, http://forums.televisionwithoutpity.com/index.php?s=&showtopic=3149366&view=findpost&p=6864518)
Made-up citation: "'By Thor's hammer!' is a mythology-y exclamation. 'Holy monkey balls!' is not."
Thursday, December 14, 2006
non-douchitude
noun. Chuck full o' non-douchey goodness.
Real citation: Matt, in a rare moment of non-douchitude."
(kian esquire, Oct. 4, 2006, http://www.flickr.com/photos/bucketfullofbuddha/page3/)
Made-up citation: "Could you write me a letter of recommendation? Make sure to discuss my promptness and non-douchitude."
Real citation: Matt, in a rare moment of non-douchitude."
(kian esquire, Oct. 4, 2006, http://www.flickr.com/photos/bucketfullofbuddha/page3/)
Made-up citation: "Could you write me a letter of recommendation? Make sure to discuss my promptness and non-douchitude."
knockupedness
noun. A most pregcellent situation.
Related words: knockedupedness, fuckedupedness, messedupedness, jackedupedness, screwedupedness.
Real citation: "All the nausea and none of the knockupedness!"
(Oct. 18, 2005, Furious Redhead, http://www.furiousredhead.com/?m=200510)
Made-up citation: "My ex-girlfriend is reeling with knockupedness... I'm glad I'm not the dad, 'cause I can barely handle having a puppy."
Related words: knockedupedness, fuckedupedness, messedupedness, jackedupedness, screwedupedness.
Real citation: "All the nausea and none of the knockupedness!"
(Oct. 18, 2005, Furious Redhead, http://www.furiousredhead.com/?m=200510)
Made-up citation: "My ex-girlfriend is reeling with knockupedness... I'm glad I'm not the dad, 'cause I can barely handle having a puppy."
Wednesday, December 13, 2006
asstardtastic
adj. Well, this is probably not a compliment.
Related terms: asstard, asstardy, asstardish, asstardness, asstardishness, asstarditude.
Real citation: "Well asstardtastic master created the C:\ partition using the ENTIRE DISK not the 2000mb he was instructed to do on day1."
(Godspeed, Feb. 20, 2003, http://www.genmay.com/showthread.php?t=89723)
Made-up citation: "I cannot wait for the next election, because even if we elect a naked mole rat President, he or she will not be as asstardtastic as the current occupant."
Related terms: asstard, asstardy, asstardish, asstardness, asstardishness, asstarditude.
Real citation: "Well asstardtastic master created the C:\ partition using the ENTIRE DISK not the 2000mb he was instructed to do on day1."
(Godspeed, Feb. 20, 2003, http://www.genmay.com/showthread.php?t=89723)
Made-up citation: "I cannot wait for the next election, because even if we elect a naked mole rat President, he or she will not be as asstardtastic as the current occupant."
bedcapades
noun. Shenanigans of a bedly sort.
Related terms: asscapades, crapcapades, dorkcapades, fuckcapades, losercapades, shitcapades, skankcapades, turdcapades.
Real citation: "Working in Waikiki I was propositioned by 2 different couples to join them in their hotel rooms, I remember one of them owned a gym in L.A. it was so weird cause the wives start hitting on you right in front of their husbands and you don't know how to react. The gym couple was cool as hell and the wife was super fine, I contemplated it for a while until my friends brought up what the Husband might have wanted out of the arrangement. That killed all notions of joining in on their bedcapades."
(maniclion, May 5, 2004, http://www.ironmagazineforums.com/archive/index.php/t-31189.html)
Made-up citation: "In Sex Advice 101, I learned that using the word 'bedcapades' will kill any chance of bedcapades occurring."
Related terms: asscapades, crapcapades, dorkcapades, fuckcapades, losercapades, shitcapades, skankcapades, turdcapades.
Real citation: "Working in Waikiki I was propositioned by 2 different couples to join them in their hotel rooms, I remember one of them owned a gym in L.A. it was so weird cause the wives start hitting on you right in front of their husbands and you don't know how to react. The gym couple was cool as hell and the wife was super fine, I contemplated it for a while until my friends brought up what the Husband might have wanted out of the arrangement. That killed all notions of joining in on their bedcapades."
(maniclion, May 5, 2004, http://www.ironmagazineforums.com/archive/index.php/t-31189.html)
Made-up citation: "In Sex Advice 101, I learned that using the word 'bedcapades' will kill any chance of bedcapades occurring."
Tuesday, December 12, 2006
psychotic-murderess-free
adj. Totally lacking psychotic murderesses.
Real citation: "Cordelia filed her nails, thinking that perhaps a nice, long paid vacation of the psychotic-murderess-free type was just what she needed."
(gidgetgirl, http://www.shades-of-moonlight.com/hero/fanfic/throwback.htm)
Made-up citation: "Our apartments are 2-bedroom, cable-ready, psychotic-murderess-free, and pet-friendly."
Real citation: "Cordelia filed her nails, thinking that perhaps a nice, long paid vacation of the psychotic-murderess-free type was just what she needed."
(gidgetgirl, http://www.shades-of-moonlight.com/hero/fanfic/throwback.htm)
Made-up citation: "Our apartments are 2-bedroom, cable-ready, psychotic-murderess-free, and pet-friendly."
undercover pigdar
noun. A keen, hidden-pork-detecting sense.
Related terms: gaydar, straightdar, bi-dar, hickdar, loserdar, boob-dar, penis-dar, big dick-dar, hair-dar, porn-dar, sex-dar, food-dar, sleep-dar, money-dar, ho-dar, slut-dar, babe-dar, virgin-dar, jailbaitdar, hottie-dar, weirdo-dar, jerk-dar, moron-dar, dorkdar, skankdar, freak-dar, ass-dar, asshole-dar, Pretentious Club-going New York Assholedar, "someone is staring at my ass"-dar, “Jesus Freak” dar, zombie-dar.
Real citation: "As good as my gaydar, christiandar and undercover pigdar."
(SugarVelvetCheeks, Jan. 27, 2005, http://eurasiannation.proboards48.com/index.cgi?board=family&action=display&thread=1058299914&page=20)
Made-up citation: "Undercover pigdar is more useful in some professions than others, according to my guidance counselor."
Related terms: gaydar, straightdar, bi-dar, hickdar, loserdar, boob-dar, penis-dar, big dick-dar, hair-dar, porn-dar, sex-dar, food-dar, sleep-dar, money-dar, ho-dar, slut-dar, babe-dar, virgin-dar, jailbaitdar, hottie-dar, weirdo-dar, jerk-dar, moron-dar, dorkdar, skankdar, freak-dar, ass-dar, asshole-dar, Pretentious Club-going New York Assholedar, "someone is staring at my ass"-dar, “Jesus Freak” dar, zombie-dar.
Real citation: "As good as my gaydar, christiandar and undercover pigdar."
(SugarVelvetCheeks, Jan. 27, 2005, http://eurasiannation.proboards48.com/index.cgi?board=family&action=display&thread=1058299914&page=20)
Made-up citation: "Undercover pigdar is more useful in some professions than others, according to my guidance counselor."
Monday, December 11, 2006
de-bonerification
noun. The depressing process--sometimes involving ice water--of limpifying a tallywhacker.
Related terms: bonerification. non-bonerification, bonerify, debonerfy.
Real citation: "That's too bad because I've always had nice, beautiful, sometimes erotic images of Fergie in my head. Now every time I see the video for Don't Phunk With My Heart, even though she looks so smokin' hot and her hair is all crazy sexy cool, the damn pictures of her and her pee pee pants creeps into my head. Talk about a boner killer. Forget thinking about baseball or flowers or Janet Reno for de-bonerification. Now all you need is this sultry picture of Fergie and her urine soaked crotch!"
(cjlampa, Aug. 8, 2005, http://cjlampa.blogspot.com/2005_08_01_cjlampa_archive.html)
Made-up citation: "Winter is like the de-bonerification of Mother Nature. Um, if she was a dude."
Related terms: bonerification. non-bonerification, bonerify, debonerfy.
Real citation: "That's too bad because I've always had nice, beautiful, sometimes erotic images of Fergie in my head. Now every time I see the video for Don't Phunk With My Heart, even though she looks so smokin' hot and her hair is all crazy sexy cool, the damn pictures of her and her pee pee pants creeps into my head. Talk about a boner killer. Forget thinking about baseball or flowers or Janet Reno for de-bonerification. Now all you need is this sultry picture of Fergie and her urine soaked crotch!"
(cjlampa, Aug. 8, 2005, http://cjlampa.blogspot.com/2005_08_01_cjlampa_archive.html)
Made-up citation: "Winter is like the de-bonerification of Mother Nature. Um, if she was a dude."
WTFosity
noun. The essence of what-the-fuckness, according to what-the-fuckologists.
Related terms: WTF, WTFitude, WTFage.
Real citation: "Notes: skip straight to 3:10. Watching the explanation beforehand can only reduce the sheer WTFosity. Also, keep an eye out for the puffs of smoke that represent GTP hydrolysis, if you're the type to get excited about such things. And for the love of god, do not pass this up."
(Oct. 30, 2006, http://doctorfedora.livejournal.com/2006/10/30/)
Made-up citation: "Though WMDs were never found in Iraq, four years of war have turned up substantial quantities of WTFosity."
Related terms: WTF, WTFitude, WTFage.
Real citation: "Notes: skip straight to 3:10. Watching the explanation beforehand can only reduce the sheer WTFosity. Also, keep an eye out for the puffs of smoke that represent GTP hydrolysis, if you're the type to get excited about such things. And for the love of god, do not pass this up."
(Oct. 30, 2006, http://doctorfedora.livejournal.com/2006/10/30/)
Made-up citation: "Though WMDs were never found in Iraq, four years of war have turned up substantial quantities of WTFosity."
Sunday, December 10, 2006
metric turdload
noun. A lot. A turdy lot.
Related terms: metric buttload, metric assload, metric arseload, metric heinie-load, metric bootyload, metric poop-load, metric poo-load, metric shitload, metric crapload, metric fuckload, metric boatload, metric truckload, metric smurfload, metric cuntload, metric dickload, metric cockload, metric pantload, metric pantsload, metric jesus-load.
Real citation: "alchohol cuases depression on its own without accutane. Throughout my entire course I drank a metric turdload of beer and all of my bloodtests were groovy baby. Now thats probably not a good idea or anything but Im just relaying my experience."
(lepermessiah, Jan. 6, 2003, http://72.14.203.104/search?q=cache:1y4XuzOy65UJ:clearskin.net/viewtopic.php%3Fp%3D1751%26sid%3D52278083d7732e446f4fcddfd98184a0+%22metric+turdload%22&hl=en&gl=us&ct=clnk&cd=1)
Made-up citation: "While listening to Christmas music, I can think of a metric turdload of preferable activities, including alternative interrogation methods and drowning."
Related terms: metric buttload, metric assload, metric arseload, metric heinie-load, metric bootyload, metric poop-load, metric poo-load, metric shitload, metric crapload, metric fuckload, metric boatload, metric truckload, metric smurfload, metric cuntload, metric dickload, metric cockload, metric pantload, metric pantsload, metric jesus-load.
Real citation: "alchohol cuases depression on its own without accutane. Throughout my entire course I drank a metric turdload of beer and all of my bloodtests were groovy baby. Now thats probably not a good idea or anything but Im just relaying my experience."
(lepermessiah, Jan. 6, 2003, http://72.14.203.104/search?q=cache:1y4XuzOy65UJ:clearskin.net/viewtopic.php%3Fp%3D1751%26sid%3D52278083d7732e446f4fcddfd98184a0+%22metric+turdload%22&hl=en&gl=us&ct=clnk&cd=1)
Made-up citation: "While listening to Christmas music, I can think of a metric turdload of preferable activities, including alternative interrogation methods and drowning."
robobabysitter
noun. A literal or metaphorical toaster-like caretaker of crotchfruit.
Real citation: "The robobabysitters? Hilarious - particularly when they opened the briefcase of baby supplies. Loved the line about baby proofing the house - ya know, outlet protection, explosive sniffers. All the stuff any new mom would need ;-)"
(concertfreak, "5-12: "There's Only One Sydney Bristow" 2006.04.26," April 25, 2006, Television Without Pity, http://forums.televisionwithoutpity.com/index.php?s=&showtopic=3139618&view=findpost&p=5093323)
Made-up citation: "I attended my first baby shower this year, and I gave three shiny robobabysitters to the glowy mom-to-be."
Real citation: "The robobabysitters? Hilarious - particularly when they opened the briefcase of baby supplies. Loved the line about baby proofing the house - ya know, outlet protection, explosive sniffers. All the stuff any new mom would need ;-)"
(concertfreak, "5-12: "There's Only One Sydney Bristow" 2006.04.26," April 25, 2006, Television Without Pity, http://forums.televisionwithoutpity.com/index.php?s=&showtopic=3139618&view=findpost&p=5093323)
Made-up citation: "I attended my first baby shower this year, and I gave three shiny robobabysitters to the glowy mom-to-be."
Thursday, December 07, 2006
fuckbuckethead
noun. 1. A fucking buckethead. 2. A heady fuckbucket. 3. A buckety fuckhead.
Real citation: "mine were ruin'd by by a fuckbuckethead but that's a different story!"
(Feb. 23, 2006, http://magicnumbers.emirecords.co.uk/viewtopic.php?p=82748&sid=d2eae51d0d287dc3744f853130ca83d1)
Made-up citation: "Maybe I am a fuckbuckethead. But I want to be the best fuckbuckethead I can be."
Real citation: "mine were ruin'd by by a fuckbuckethead but that's a different story!"
(Feb. 23, 2006, http://magicnumbers.emirecords.co.uk/viewtopic.php?p=82748&sid=d2eae51d0d287dc3744f853130ca83d1)
Made-up citation: "Maybe I am a fuckbuckethead. But I want to be the best fuckbuckethead I can be."
Jesusy-ness
noun. Holy and pure and good and right and Christ-y.
Real citation: "But I have to ask that fervent 40 percent, if it really is just his Jesusy-ness that's keeping you in his fold, aren't you a little worried? About your much-anticipated Rapture and plans for eternity and all that, I mean."
(Bill Cope, "What's Left To Like?," March 1, 2006, http://www.boiseweekly.com/gyrobase/PrintFriendly?oid=oid%3A159403)
Made-up citation: "I had some Jesusy-ness when my hair was long and flowed in the autumn breeze. Now, not so much."
Real citation: "But I have to ask that fervent 40 percent, if it really is just his Jesusy-ness that's keeping you in his fold, aren't you a little worried? About your much-anticipated Rapture and plans for eternity and all that, I mean."
(Bill Cope, "What's Left To Like?," March 1, 2006, http://www.boiseweekly.com/gyrobase/PrintFriendly?oid=oid%3A159403)
Made-up citation: "I had some Jesusy-ness when my hair was long and flowed in the autumn breeze. Now, not so much."
Wednesday, December 06, 2006
wallowlicious
adj. Oh, the humanity! A plethora of pity-party-ness.
Real citation: "Wallowlicious indie mopecore!"
(July 12, 2004, http://stormyclaude.diaryland.com/12jul04.html)
Made-up citation: "The bad part of working at home is if I get depressed and wallowlicious, I can pretty much wallow for weeks."
Real citation: "Wallowlicious indie mopecore!"
(July 12, 2004, http://stormyclaude.diaryland.com/12jul04.html)
Made-up citation: "The bad part of working at home is if I get depressed and wallowlicious, I can pretty much wallow for weeks."
cohortitude
noun. Look deep into the heart of an evil cohort, and this ye shall find.
Real citation: "GURPS Camelot is a good GURPS book by a good GURPS writer (Bob Schroeck, with charming Peggy providing research assistance and general cohortitude), and we used it as the basis for a very entertaining campaign back in the day."
(S. John Ross, April 8, 2005, http://forum.rpg.net/archive/index.php/t-167277.html)
Made-up citation: "All my friends are women these days: I've got female cohortitude up the ying-yang."
Real citation: "GURPS Camelot is a good GURPS book by a good GURPS writer (Bob Schroeck, with charming Peggy providing research assistance and general cohortitude), and we used it as the basis for a very entertaining campaign back in the day."
(S. John Ross, April 8, 2005, http://forum.rpg.net/archive/index.php/t-167277.html)
Made-up citation: "All my friends are women these days: I've got female cohortitude up the ying-yang."
Tuesday, December 05, 2006
betowelled regions
noun. The crotch and adjacent lands.
Related terms: nether regions, groinal regions, crotchal regions, buttockial region, woman region, man region.
Real citation: "I feel marginally sorrier for Lee, because he got handed his hat, his head, his heart and his, uhm, be-towelled regions, to him on a plate by his s/i/s/t/e/r/ would-be lover. But I, too, miss the strong Lee of, again, about 1.5 seasons ago."
(Kaffyr, "3-9: "Unfinished Business" 2006.12.01," Dec. 2, 2006, Television Without Pity, http://forums.televisionwithoutpity.com/index.php?s=&showtopic=3148877&view=findpost&p=6739334)
Made-up citation: "Swamp ass is one of the most nasty conditions that can afflict the betowelled regions. Though a towel is handy."
Related terms: nether regions, groinal regions, crotchal regions, buttockial region, woman region, man region.
Real citation: "I feel marginally sorrier for Lee, because he got handed his hat, his head, his heart and his, uhm, be-towelled regions, to him on a plate by his s/i/s/t/e/r/ would-be lover. But I, too, miss the strong Lee of, again, about 1.5 seasons ago."
(Kaffyr, "3-9: "Unfinished Business" 2006.12.01," Dec. 2, 2006, Television Without Pity, http://forums.televisionwithoutpity.com/index.php?s=&showtopic=3148877&view=findpost&p=6739334)
Made-up citation: "Swamp ass is one of the most nasty conditions that can afflict the betowelled regions. Though a towel is handy."
anti-space-rock
adj. Asteroid go kah-spodey.
Real citation: "And NASA isn't even researching possible anti-space-rock technology."
(Gregg Easterbrook, "Hey coach, take responsibility!," Nov. 27, 2006, http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=easterbrook/061128)
Made-up citation: "I support the right to bear anti-space-rock super-lasers and bring them to work. These are dangerous times."
Real citation: "And NASA isn't even researching possible anti-space-rock technology."
(Gregg Easterbrook, "Hey coach, take responsibility!," Nov. 27, 2006, http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=easterbrook/061128)
Made-up citation: "I support the right to bear anti-space-rock super-lasers and bring them to work. These are dangerous times."
Monday, December 04, 2006
coconut-clonker
noun. A noisy, dignity-free specialist.
Real citation: "I remember once walking on the Upper East Side when I came upon a group of actors in faux armor and leggings clapping coconuts together to promote the just-released movie version of Monty Python and the Holy Grail. As they passed, I heard one coconut-clonker say to another, 'And to think I went to Julliard...'"
(James Wolcott, "Parade Floats and Haunted Spirits," Nov. 23, 2006, http://www.vanityfair.com/politics/blogs/wolcott/2006/11/parade_floats_a.html)
Made-up citation: "I can respect a coconut-testicled coconut-clonker, because I was raised with good values."
Real citation: "I remember once walking on the Upper East Side when I came upon a group of actors in faux armor and leggings clapping coconuts together to promote the just-released movie version of Monty Python and the Holy Grail. As they passed, I heard one coconut-clonker say to another, 'And to think I went to Julliard...'"
(James Wolcott, "Parade Floats and Haunted Spirits," Nov. 23, 2006, http://www.vanityfair.com/politics/blogs/wolcott/2006/11/parade_floats_a.html)
Made-up citation: "I can respect a coconut-testicled coconut-clonker, because I was raised with good values."
tentaclesque
adj. Appendage-y in a tentacle-ish way.
Real citation: "The Imps hold the Pixie forest to the east of the Dwarven kingdom. They are humanoid, in that they have two arms, two legs, and a head, but otherwise they more or less resemble vague sillouhettes. Their skin is purple or pink and their eyes glow with magic. Their feet, hands, and the tentaclesque thing on the back of their head is sepia brown."
(gaiacarra, June 28, 2005, http://www.projectjen.net/forums/index.php?s=7a891832322b6fb97db2f8909f7d5335&showtopic=13132&pid=201420&st=0&#entry201420)
Made-up citation: "Words no pregnant woman wants to hear about their first ultrasound: seven-headed, three-wattled, tentaclesque."
Real citation: "The Imps hold the Pixie forest to the east of the Dwarven kingdom. They are humanoid, in that they have two arms, two legs, and a head, but otherwise they more or less resemble vague sillouhettes. Their skin is purple or pink and their eyes glow with magic. Their feet, hands, and the tentaclesque thing on the back of their head is sepia brown."
(gaiacarra, June 28, 2005, http://www.projectjen.net/forums/index.php?s=7a891832322b6fb97db2f8909f7d5335&showtopic=13132&pid=201420&st=0&#entry201420)
Made-up citation: "Words no pregnant woman wants to hear about their first ultrasound: seven-headed, three-wattled, tentaclesque."
Sunday, December 03, 2006
craptasticish
adj. When "crappy" seems to lack precision.
Real citation: "Your Verbal Intelligence is CrapTasticish"
(http://72.14.207.104/search?q=cache:UJ-So3c0OlMJ:profile.myspace.com/index.cfm%3Ffuseaction%3Duser.viewprofile%26friendID%3D44866449+craptasticish&hl=en&gl=us&ct=clnk&cd=1)
Made-up citation: "This craptasticish wind is really chapping my hide. Also my face, my fingers, my dog...it sucketh."
Real citation: "Your Verbal Intelligence is CrapTasticish"
(http://72.14.207.104/search?q=cache:UJ-So3c0OlMJ:profile.myspace.com/index.cfm%3Ffuseaction%3Duser.viewprofile%26friendID%3D44866449+craptasticish&hl=en&gl=us&ct=clnk&cd=1)
Made-up citation: "This craptasticish wind is really chapping my hide. Also my face, my fingers, my dog...it sucketh."
smurfwad
noun. The bluest, most adorable member of the wad family.
Related terms: biscuitwad, hootchie-wad, non-fugly-blubber-wad.
Real citation: "Actually, I've been getting more annoyed at the radio ads lately. Who started the trend of having people with annoying voices sell stuff? Do they really think it helps to have some irritating smurfwad repeating the name of your product over & over again?"
(Cletus, Nov. 17, 2004, http://www.tfans.com/talk/index.php?showtopic=13494&st=0)
Made-up citation: "Papa Smurf was a smurfwad, though most batboys are not bats."
Related terms: biscuitwad, hootchie-wad, non-fugly-blubber-wad.
Real citation: "Actually, I've been getting more annoyed at the radio ads lately. Who started the trend of having people with annoying voices sell stuff? Do they really think it helps to have some irritating smurfwad repeating the name of your product over & over again?"
(Cletus, Nov. 17, 2004, http://www.tfans.com/talk/index.php?showtopic=13494&st=0)
Made-up citation: "Papa Smurf was a smurfwad, though most batboys are not bats."
Thursday, November 30, 2006
fuckwitface
noun. A handy word for the holiday season.
Real citation: "I haffff to use my fucking wrist to hold this thing on now because my hands are completely insubordinate and goodbye legs... sure we may want to bolt from this shitty store and at least out there they'll show a flicker of love for something (even if it's my dying FUCKING FLESH), show something not like stony McRockhard bitchassbitch vengeful fuckwitface here but my legs have officially peeeeaced out for good so"
(http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=96743078&blogID=187341561&MyToken=ed7157d5-159a-4308-9b88-1c58bacf0bf5)
Made-up citation: "When my teenage son called me a fuckwitface, I gave him kudos for creativity and an atomic wedgie for insubordination."
Real citation: "I haffff to use my fucking wrist to hold this thing on now because my hands are completely insubordinate and goodbye legs... sure we may want to bolt from this shitty store and at least out there they'll show a flicker of love for something (even if it's my dying FUCKING FLESH), show something not like stony McRockhard bitchassbitch vengeful fuckwitface here but my legs have officially peeeeaced out for good so"
(http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=96743078&blogID=187341561&MyToken=ed7157d5-159a-4308-9b88-1c58bacf0bf5)
Made-up citation: "When my teenage son called me a fuckwitface, I gave him kudos for creativity and an atomic wedgie for insubordination."
hosebeasty
adj. Though hos have replaced hosebeasts, historians find this adjective useful.
Real citation: “I really enjoyed everybody in In Her Shoes. I'd never read the book so I don't know how true they stayed to the story, but the three leads were all very good together. Cameron Diaz's character was so nasty and awful and lazy and moochy that I just couldn't even picture someone like that existing. For anyone who's read the book, is her character that hosebeasty?”
(IssieCol, Oct. 9. 2005, http://www.madnono.com/boards/showthread.php?s=dc124f6a419f6250c19f55d6e96ae168&threadid=50&perpage=20&pagenumber=15)
Made-up citation: "Is a hosebeast a female hoser? If so, hosebeastiness may be a Canadian export."
Real citation: “I really enjoyed everybody in In Her Shoes. I'd never read the book so I don't know how true they stayed to the story, but the three leads were all very good together. Cameron Diaz's character was so nasty and awful and lazy and moochy that I just couldn't even picture someone like that existing. For anyone who's read the book, is her character that hosebeasty?”
(IssieCol, Oct. 9. 2005, http://www.madnono.com/boards/showthread.php?s=dc124f6a419f6250c19f55d6e96ae168&threadid=50&perpage=20&pagenumber=15)
Made-up citation: "Is a hosebeast a female hoser? If so, hosebeastiness may be a Canadian export."
Wednesday, November 29, 2006
mind-firetruck
noun. A heroic-yet-euphemistic mindfuck.
Related terms: mindboink, mindfornicate, motherfiretrucker.
Real citation: "The Vatican tells the people to reproduce so that they remain in poverty and repressed and the vatican can continue to mind-FiretrUCK them. I like the some of the magickal aspects of Catholism. For example, the Catholics couldn't talk the Irish into doing away with the Goddess Brigit - so they made her into a Saint. Dah! The Pope and his Vatican Mafia are all full of that stuff that male cows leave in pasture land after eating a bunch of hay. Just my not so humble opinion."
(Lady Wyldbirch, Feb. 9, 2003, http://www.witchvox.com/wren/wn_detaila.html?id=6255&offset=0)
Made-up citation: "Operation Mind-firetruck is a new educational initiative for our nation's kindergartners. It is totally not evil."
Related terms: mindboink, mindfornicate, motherfiretrucker.
Real citation: "The Vatican tells the people to reproduce so that they remain in poverty and repressed and the vatican can continue to mind-FiretrUCK them. I like the some of the magickal aspects of Catholism. For example, the Catholics couldn't talk the Irish into doing away with the Goddess Brigit - so they made her into a Saint. Dah! The Pope and his Vatican Mafia are all full of that stuff that male cows leave in pasture land after eating a bunch of hay. Just my not so humble opinion."
(Lady Wyldbirch, Feb. 9, 2003, http://www.witchvox.com/wren/wn_detaila.html?id=6255&offset=0)
Made-up citation: "Operation Mind-firetruck is a new educational initiative for our nation's kindergartners. It is totally not evil."
ecto-kitty
noun. A scary, scary kitty with slime.
Real citation: "The only thing is that the tail is a little... off. But I decided that if I were an ecto kitty trying to pull myself together, I might not get everything in exactly the right place either."
("More Visits," http://www.spiritpics.net/MoreVisits.html)
Made-up citation: "I wonder if I'm allergic to ecto-kitties as well as the real thing."
Real citation: "The only thing is that the tail is a little... off. But I decided that if I were an ecto kitty trying to pull myself together, I might not get everything in exactly the right place either."
("More Visits," http://www.spiritpics.net/MoreVisits.html)
Made-up citation: "I wonder if I'm allergic to ecto-kitties as well as the real thing."
Tuesday, November 28, 2006
non-squee-inducing
noun. Provoking no girlish squees of approval.
Real citation: "well those leather pants are hardly non squee inducing - I think his butt looks better in those leather pants"
(cancon, April 17, 2006, http://72.14.203.104/search?q=cache:ulvy5Qp1jrQJ:www.rockband.com/messageboard/topic.asp%3FTOPIC_ID%3D2432%26whichpage%3D28+%22non-squee-inducing%22&hl=en&gl=us&ct=clnk&cd=1)
Made-up citation: "My wardrobe is non-squick-inducing and non-squee-inducing. It's just a bore."
Real citation: "well those leather pants are hardly non squee inducing - I think his butt looks better in those leather pants"
(cancon, April 17, 2006, http://72.14.203.104/search?q=cache:ulvy5Qp1jrQJ:www.rockband.com/messageboard/topic.asp%3FTOPIC_ID%3D2432%26whichpage%3D28+%22non-squee-inducing%22&hl=en&gl=us&ct=clnk&cd=1)
Made-up citation: "My wardrobe is non-squick-inducing and non-squee-inducing. It's just a bore."
jerkatoid
noun. A jerk with more syllables.
Real citation: "Timefishblue, maybe you should stop being such a JERKATOID"
(Squaw Fish, Aug. 2, 2005, http://72.14.203.104/search?q=cache:hHvYfKLus6YJ:67.19.160.202/~truthand/bb/viewtopic.php%3Fp%3D85785%26sid%3D37cc70484f1929a309d6a8f10aafe672+jerkatoid&hl=en&gl=us&ct=clnk&cd=2)
Made-up citation: "My inner jerkatoid is strong. Unfortunately, my inner Buddha is anorexic, depressed, and has tiny heart syndrome."
Real citation: "Timefishblue, maybe you should stop being such a JERKATOID"
(Squaw Fish, Aug. 2, 2005, http://72.14.203.104/search?q=cache:hHvYfKLus6YJ:67.19.160.202/~truthand/bb/viewtopic.php%3Fp%3D85785%26sid%3D37cc70484f1929a309d6a8f10aafe672+jerkatoid&hl=en&gl=us&ct=clnk&cd=2)
Made-up citation: "My inner jerkatoid is strong. Unfortunately, my inner Buddha is anorexic, depressed, and has tiny heart syndrome."
Monday, November 27, 2006
hematomeriffic
adj. Absobloody bloody.
Real citation: "Bulldog stands up quickly and punches her in the nose through the bar; she screams and falls down, dead, face all nasty and hematomeriffic."
(Jacob, "Hero," Television Without Pity, http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/articles/content/a12661/index-3.html)
Made-up citation: "'Hematomeriffic' is another word--like 'scum-sucking'--I hope isn't essential to my obituary."
Real citation: "Bulldog stands up quickly and punches her in the nose through the bar; she screams and falls down, dead, face all nasty and hematomeriffic."
(Jacob, "Hero," Television Without Pity, http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/articles/content/a12661/index-3.html)
Made-up citation: "'Hematomeriffic' is another word--like 'scum-sucking'--I hope isn't essential to my obituary."
differentyness
noun. This synonym for "diversity" never quite caught on.
Real citation: "And this is why we had no HPM for the last two days. Just look at all the differentyness!"
(RubberPiggy, June 11, 2005, http://piratemonkeys.proboards41.com/index.cgi?board=board&action=display&thread=1118492309)
Made-up citation: "I should've studied biodifferentyness instead of literature. I prefer monkeys to Shakespeare."
Real citation: "And this is why we had no HPM for the last two days. Just look at all the differentyness!"
(RubberPiggy, June 11, 2005, http://piratemonkeys.proboards41.com/index.cgi?board=board&action=display&thread=1118492309)
Made-up citation: "I should've studied biodifferentyness instead of literature. I prefer monkeys to Shakespeare."
Sunday, November 26, 2006
buttheadette
noun. A female-y form of butthead.
Real citation: "I'm so not, I'm a buttheadette today."
(bunny, Oct. 18, 2005, http://groups.google.com/group/alt.support.depression/msg/93570f6636137c67?hl=en&)
Made-up citation: "When a butthead and buttheadette breed, the gene pool trembles and sheds a tear."
Real citation: "I'm so not, I'm a buttheadette today."
(bunny, Oct. 18, 2005, http://groups.google.com/group/alt.support.depression/msg/93570f6636137c67?hl=en&)
Made-up citation: "When a butthead and buttheadette breed, the gene pool trembles and sheds a tear."
spoogebot
noun. Um, a delightful blend of all that's good and holy and spoogey and robotic?
Real citation: "I said I thought he was a spoogebot, but he was basically okay since he entertained me so much."
(orange shampoo, May 13, 2003, http://www.atforumz.com/archive/index.php/t-106483-p-56.html)
Made-up citation: "In the terrifying days ahead, nanobots and spoogebots will decide our fate, according to the AP wire."
Real citation: "I said I thought he was a spoogebot, but he was basically okay since he entertained me so much."
(orange shampoo, May 13, 2003, http://www.atforumz.com/archive/index.php/t-106483-p-56.html)
Made-up citation: "In the terrifying days ahead, nanobots and spoogebots will decide our fate, according to the AP wire."
Wednesday, November 22, 2006
nonfuckedupedness
noun. A big buoyant bucket of normality.
Real citation: "What would your personal philanthropic organization hope to achieve?
Nonfuckedupedness, through the careful and measured application of happy."
(Shades, http://www.consumating.com/profiles/Shades)
Made-up citation: "As we head home for the holidays, let's think happy thoughts of nonfuckedupedness that might distract us from our families."
Real citation: "What would your personal philanthropic organization hope to achieve?
Nonfuckedupedness, through the careful and measured application of happy."
(Shades, http://www.consumating.com/profiles/Shades)
Made-up citation: "As we head home for the holidays, let's think happy thoughts of nonfuckedupedness that might distract us from our families."
ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-gay
adj. I'm guessing, pretty gay.
Real citation: "Hooray! You have to be pretty happy for the ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-gay John Paulk. He's found a new interest in life after stuffing up the lives of many other people."
(Greg, "'Ex-gay' John Paulk's exciting new career," Oct. 13, 2006, enuspride.blogspot.com/2006/10/ex-gay-john-paulks-exciting-new-career.html)
Made-up citation: "According to the Bible, being ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-gay is very naughty. Or totally righteous. One of the two."
Real citation: "Hooray! You have to be pretty happy for the ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-gay John Paulk. He's found a new interest in life after stuffing up the lives of many other people."
(Greg, "'Ex-gay' John Paulk's exciting new career," Oct. 13, 2006, enuspride.blogspot.com/2006/10/ex-gay-john-paulks-exciting-new-career.html)
Made-up citation: "According to the Bible, being ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-gay is very naughty. Or totally righteous. One of the two."
Tuesday, November 21, 2006
un-dumbassify
verb. To perform the delicate reverse-lobotomization process.
Related terms: dumbassify, de-dumbassify, dumbassification, dedumbassification.
Real citation: "Chuck D offered props to the students for 'working to un-dumbassify yourselves,' encouraged students to broaden their horizons, and called for a greater emphasis on education in American culture, saying 'We need the information in the education to get as much repetition as the entertainment.'"
("Study in Contrasts," Feb. 25, 2006, Uncertain Principles, http://scienceblogs.com/principles/2006/02/study_in_contrasts.php)
Made-up citation: "Maybe if teachers were called un-dumbassifiers, they'd make more money."
Related terms: dumbassify, de-dumbassify, dumbassification, dedumbassification.
Real citation: "Chuck D offered props to the students for 'working to un-dumbassify yourselves,' encouraged students to broaden their horizons, and called for a greater emphasis on education in American culture, saying 'We need the information in the education to get as much repetition as the entertainment.'"
("Study in Contrasts," Feb. 25, 2006, Uncertain Principles, http://scienceblogs.com/principles/2006/02/study_in_contrasts.php)
Made-up citation: "Maybe if teachers were called un-dumbassifiers, they'd make more money."
fantardistically
adverb. When "tardly" just doesn't cover the amplitude of the tarditude.
Real citation: "Earth to Funked, I wasn't talking about the WHOLE tardnet. Just a very small corner that attracts bombardments from some fantardistically tardtacular tards - MrMultiplePersonalityDisorder, Voss, etc."
(AKSWulfe, Aug. 6, 2004, http://72.14.203.104/search?q=cache:9xU3v8coLSYJ:forums.checksix.net/archive/index.php%3Ft-2221.html+fantardistically&hl=en&gl=us&ct=clnk&cd=1)
Made-up citation: "F-words to avoid when writing personal ads: 'fucknut,' 'fantardistically,' 'flaccid,' 'flatulent,' 'ferret-licking.'"
Real citation: "Earth to Funked, I wasn't talking about the WHOLE tardnet. Just a very small corner that attracts bombardments from some fantardistically tardtacular tards - MrMultiplePersonalityDisorder, Voss, etc."
(AKSWulfe, Aug. 6, 2004, http://72.14.203.104/search?q=cache:9xU3v8coLSYJ:forums.checksix.net/archive/index.php%3Ft-2221.html+fantardistically&hl=en&gl=us&ct=clnk&cd=1)
Made-up citation: "F-words to avoid when writing personal ads: 'fucknut,' 'fantardistically,' 'flaccid,' 'flatulent,' 'ferret-licking.'"
Monday, November 20, 2006
arch-dipshit
noun. A dipshit above all other dipshits. Kind of a dipshit role model.
Real citation: "It was an incident that propelled "Mean Jean" to the title of reigning arch-dipshit of the American polity, the favored punching bag of the Washington press hyenas and the best thing that happened to late night since Bill Clinton's cigar."
(Matt Taibbi, Nov. 1, 2006, "NATIONAL AFFAIRS: OHIO BURNING," Rolling Stone,
rollingstone.com/politics/story/12285739/national_affairs_ohio_burning/print)
Made-up citation: "The Pope appoints a select few arch-dipshits to keep the mini-dipshits in line."
Real citation: "It was an incident that propelled "Mean Jean" to the title of reigning arch-dipshit of the American polity, the favored punching bag of the Washington press hyenas and the best thing that happened to late night since Bill Clinton's cigar."
(Matt Taibbi, Nov. 1, 2006, "NATIONAL AFFAIRS: OHIO BURNING," Rolling Stone,
rollingstone.com/politics/story/12285739/national_affairs_ohio_burning/print)
Made-up citation: "The Pope appoints a select few arch-dipshits to keep the mini-dipshits in line."
non-orgasmitude
noun. No joy in groinville.
Real citation: “Men had ejaculated prematurely in record numbers, and an extremely high percentage of women had come so close, incredible close, viciously close to raging orgasms, bud had teetered on the brink and then tumbled back to the frustrated heat of non-orgasmitude.”
(Matt, “Margin of Error,” http://www.thetoplessreview.com/archives/margin_of_error.html)
Made-up citation: "'KLPD' is a term for male non-orgasmitude meaning, hilariously, 'trick or betrayal of an erect penis.'"
Real citation: “Men had ejaculated prematurely in record numbers, and an extremely high percentage of women had come so close, incredible close, viciously close to raging orgasms, bud had teetered on the brink and then tumbled back to the frustrated heat of non-orgasmitude.”
(Matt, “Margin of Error,” http://www.thetoplessreview.com/archives/margin_of_error.html)
Made-up citation: "'KLPD' is a term for male non-orgasmitude meaning, hilariously, 'trick or betrayal of an erect penis.'"
Sunday, November 19, 2006
referendumologist
noun. A proud colleague of the journalistologist.
Real citation: "During the mid-term elections, there were multiple referendums in place to push voter turn-out. One of the more popular ones had to do with, of course, gay marriage. Arizona became the first state to reject a ban on gay marriage. Referendumologist Jason Jones briefly explained what this meant... People are more worried about the GOP taking another term than the idea of two guys humping in their neighborhood."
(The Daily Show, Nov. 13, 2006, http://www.thedailysearch.com/comedycentral.php)
Made-up citation: "The OED includes entries on the sciences of nothingology, dogology, and squalorology--but referendumologists continue to toil in obscurity like the heroes they are."
Real citation: "During the mid-term elections, there were multiple referendums in place to push voter turn-out. One of the more popular ones had to do with, of course, gay marriage. Arizona became the first state to reject a ban on gay marriage. Referendumologist Jason Jones briefly explained what this meant... People are more worried about the GOP taking another term than the idea of two guys humping in their neighborhood."
(The Daily Show, Nov. 13, 2006, http://www.thedailysearch.com/comedycentral.php)
Made-up citation: "The OED includes entries on the sciences of nothingology, dogology, and squalorology--but referendumologists continue to toil in obscurity like the heroes they are."
malcontenty
adj. Not too contenty.
Real citation: "The Target Powers That Be have taken me off the sales floor. My new assignment is as a part of the group known as Presentation. If today is any indication, Presentation involves getting up at five in the morning and then sharing a shift with the frightening malcontents they don't allow on the regular day shift because...well...they're too frightening and malcontenty."
(Michael, "Dirty Cynicism (or Not A 9/11 Post)," Nov. 9, 2006, Notes From a Darkened Room, http://nfadr.blogspot.com/2006/09/dirty-cynicism-or-not-911-post_11.html)
Made-up citation: "To deal with malcontenty elements in your classroom or death squad, use a firm voice and make plenty of eye contact."
Real citation: "The Target Powers That Be have taken me off the sales floor. My new assignment is as a part of the group known as Presentation. If today is any indication, Presentation involves getting up at five in the morning and then sharing a shift with the frightening malcontents they don't allow on the regular day shift because...well...they're too frightening and malcontenty."
(Michael, "Dirty Cynicism (or Not A 9/11 Post)," Nov. 9, 2006, Notes From a Darkened Room, http://nfadr.blogspot.com/2006/09/dirty-cynicism-or-not-911-post_11.html)
Made-up citation: "To deal with malcontenty elements in your classroom or death squad, use a firm voice and make plenty of eye contact."
Thursday, November 16, 2006
ectoplasminess
noun. Like truthiness, but with less truth and more supernatural slime.
Real citation: "The ectoplasminess of the Dribblet is just...EEEEE."
(mentalfloss, May 18, http://kamil.slashcity.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=34159&sid=9e487c6519204e28e1fd312486767ce9)
Made-up citation: "The aspiring restaurateur should avoid words like 'ectoplasminess' and 'phlegm' when writing the menu."
Real citation: "The ectoplasminess of the Dribblet is just...EEEEE."
(mentalfloss, May 18, http://kamil.slashcity.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=34159&sid=9e487c6519204e28e1fd312486767ce9)
Made-up citation: "The aspiring restaurateur should avoid words like 'ectoplasminess' and 'phlegm' when writing the menu."
fanboyette
noun. A geeky, fanatical retconner who likes boyish things but has feminine wiles.
Real citation: "Surely that would be fangirl, not fanboyette"
(Dessimat0r, Nov. 4, 2003, http://neowin.net/forum/lofiversion/index.php/t113116.html)
Made-up citation: "I'm looking for a family-values-licking, flying-eyeball-swallowing, filthy-dirty-compelling fanboyette. Must love goliath bird-eating spiders and cuddling."
Real citation: "Surely that would be fangirl, not fanboyette"
(Dessimat0r, Nov. 4, 2003, http://neowin.net/forum/lofiversion/index.php/t113116.html)
Made-up citation: "I'm looking for a family-values-licking, flying-eyeball-swallowing, filthy-dirty-compelling fanboyette. Must love goliath bird-eating spiders and cuddling."
Wednesday, November 15, 2006
crotchsploitation
noun. A somewhat redundant term for a raincoat-crowd-pleasing film.
Related terms: assploitation, boobsploitation, cocksploitation, crapsploitation, dorksploitation, petsploitation, skanksploitation.
Real citation: "This film is the finest piece of crotchsploitation since 'They live'. The climax goes something like this:"
(May 29, 2006, Post Industrial Brambles, http://www.bojnberry.ca/~boj/blog/?m=200605)
Made-up citation: "What does Robert Ebert have to say about the crotchsploitation genre?"
Related terms: assploitation, boobsploitation, cocksploitation, crapsploitation, dorksploitation, petsploitation, skanksploitation.
Real citation: "This film is the finest piece of crotchsploitation since 'They live'. The climax goes something like this:"
(May 29, 2006, Post Industrial Brambles, http://www.bojnberry.ca/~boj/blog/?m=200605)
Made-up citation: "What does Robert Ebert have to say about the crotchsploitation genre?"
still-tini
noun. Might not be the best booze in the land.
Real citation: "As for keeping the tattos, laser removal isn't something I'd want done with a jury-rigged gadget in an alcove off the hanger deck anaesthetized only by a pint of Chief's still-tini. I can imagine Kara trying to remove it, or cut at it or something. If it came off I see a scar in its place."
(AriEmory, "3-4: "Collaborators" 2006.10.27," Oct. 29, 2006, http://forums.televisionwithoutpity.com/index.php?s=&showtopic=3147691&view=findpost&p=6434280)
Made-up citation: "I make moonshine and still-tinis in my kitchen sink with a can of Drano and the finest hops."
Real citation: "As for keeping the tattos, laser removal isn't something I'd want done with a jury-rigged gadget in an alcove off the hanger deck anaesthetized only by a pint of Chief's still-tini. I can imagine Kara trying to remove it, or cut at it or something. If it came off I see a scar in its place."
(AriEmory, "3-4: "Collaborators" 2006.10.27," Oct. 29, 2006, http://forums.televisionwithoutpity.com/index.php?s=&showtopic=3147691&view=findpost&p=6434280)
Made-up citation: "I make moonshine and still-tinis in my kitchen sink with a can of Drano and the finest hops."
Tuesday, November 14, 2006
anti-anti-lap-dance
adj. Two negatives equal a positive. And, evidently, a lap dance.
Real citation: "Not sure what else they have cooking, or whether it is their church group driving this, but it is odd that Nickels is doing this as he originally ran as someone opposed to such bullshit. But their seems to be a backlash coming - the anti anti-lap-dance initiative will be on the ballot and got three times the number of signatures they needed in an incredibly short time, Licata forced the Mayor to start a JAT oversight group made up of club owners and neighborhood folks, and the press is going after the King County Dept of Health questioning how the smoking ban will actually be enforced."
(Fuzed, Nov. 11, 2005, http://forums.thestranger.com/archive/index.php/t-1531.html)
Made-up citation: "Much to his chagrin, Mark Strand has not been able to work 'anti-anti-lap-dance' into a poignant, meditative poem."
Real citation: "Not sure what else they have cooking, or whether it is their church group driving this, but it is odd that Nickels is doing this as he originally ran as someone opposed to such bullshit. But their seems to be a backlash coming - the anti anti-lap-dance initiative will be on the ballot and got three times the number of signatures they needed in an incredibly short time, Licata forced the Mayor to start a JAT oversight group made up of club owners and neighborhood folks, and the press is going after the King County Dept of Health questioning how the smoking ban will actually be enforced."
(Fuzed, Nov. 11, 2005, http://forums.thestranger.com/archive/index.php/t-1531.html)
Made-up citation: "Much to his chagrin, Mark Strand has not been able to work 'anti-anti-lap-dance' into a poignant, meditative poem."
middle minion management
noun. A low, low rung of the corporate ladder.
Real citation: "do you have any positions for 'minion' open? i'm qualified for middle minion management. excellent references, you know."
(Cecily Monster, June 11, 2006, http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=443379)
Made-up citation: "I don't have a future in middle minion management, though I'd love to have enthusiastic minions to clean the tub and crush my enemies."
Real citation: "do you have any positions for 'minion' open? i'm qualified for middle minion management. excellent references, you know."
(Cecily Monster, June 11, 2006, http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=443379)
Made-up citation: "I don't have a future in middle minion management, though I'd love to have enthusiastic minions to clean the tub and crush my enemies."
Monday, November 13, 2006
assitudinous
adj. When "assy" (or even "asshatty") can't quite cover the magnitude of the assitude.
Real citation: "Members of a peaceful international community can respect each other's spacefaring attempts (though individual members may be quite assitudinous towards other as-of-not yet members)."
(http://www.hemptrek.com/drtos/BG051012.html)
Made-up citation: "Last week, while canceling a date, I called her the wrong name. Yes, I am an assitudinous man."
Real citation: "Members of a peaceful international community can respect each other's spacefaring attempts (though individual members may be quite assitudinous towards other as-of-not yet members)."
(http://www.hemptrek.com/drtos/BG051012.html)
Made-up citation: "Last week, while canceling a date, I called her the wrong name. Yes, I am an assitudinous man."
pre-shtup
adj. Biblically speaking, before the begatting.
Real citation: "Then again, you could try to be subtle and simply give her a big fat kiss, your mouth all wet with her skankerific juices. That'll give her the hint! But that would just mean unpleasantness for both of you. Hmm. Maybe you could try incorporating bubble baths into your pre-shtup routine. Or, if you're really stuck, you can always make like David Blaine and learn how to hold your breath."
(Judy McGuire, "Olfactory Unpleasantness," Nov. 1, 2006, Seattle Weekly, http://www.seattleweekly.com/diversions/0644/dategirl.php)
Made-up citation: "For your pre-shtup routine, you should read this article. Really. I'm talking to you."
Real citation: "Then again, you could try to be subtle and simply give her a big fat kiss, your mouth all wet with her skankerific juices. That'll give her the hint! But that would just mean unpleasantness for both of you. Hmm. Maybe you could try incorporating bubble baths into your pre-shtup routine. Or, if you're really stuck, you can always make like David Blaine and learn how to hold your breath."
(Judy McGuire, "Olfactory Unpleasantness," Nov. 1, 2006, Seattle Weekly, http://www.seattleweekly.com/diversions/0644/dategirl.php)
Made-up citation: "For your pre-shtup routine, you should read this article. Really. I'm talking to you."
Sunday, November 12, 2006
shitpantsy
adj. Feeling bed-shitting fear, minus the bed.
Real citation: "When I said that being afraid is a 'decision', and dying is not, I meant that it's a *player's* decision (in those games without the Courage/Fear/Sanity, etc, stat). That's what this mechanic is all about, and I think there's an essential divide between games that have these type of stats and those that don't. And having a Courage stat in a game is not the same as having, say, a Fear spell which might cause a PC to get all shitpantsy. With the stat, the Fear roll is integral to the playing of the game."
(db savoy, Aug. 29, 2002, http://forum.rpg.net/archive/index.php/t-14054.html)
Made-up citation: "Though I've had intense parent training as a summer camp counselor, the thought of having my own child makes me quiver with shitpantsy terror."
Real citation: "When I said that being afraid is a 'decision', and dying is not, I meant that it's a *player's* decision (in those games without the Courage/Fear/Sanity, etc, stat). That's what this mechanic is all about, and I think there's an essential divide between games that have these type of stats and those that don't. And having a Courage stat in a game is not the same as having, say, a Fear spell which might cause a PC to get all shitpantsy. With the stat, the Fear roll is integral to the playing of the game."
(db savoy, Aug. 29, 2002, http://forum.rpg.net/archive/index.php/t-14054.html)
Made-up citation: "Though I've had intense parent training as a summer camp counselor, the thought of having my own child makes me quiver with shitpantsy terror."
thongfully
adverb. Joyfully and wonderfully, if the joy and wonder were replaced by thongs.
Real citation: "Tough but tender these women's dressy thong sandals from Hot Kiss definitely have an attitude. Smooth patent upper in a thong style with a central metal ringsnap accents and metal spikes for an edge. Toe post thongfully lined interior. Cushioned footbed and a matching patent wrapped midsole. Smooth flat dress style outsole and a patent wrapped 2 inch just-right"
("Hot Kiss - Women's Shania," http://www.pricehunter.com/shoes/Hot-Kiss-Womens-Shania-2700.htm)
Made-up citation: "The Pope thongfully did something infallible, Vatican sources say."
Real citation: "Tough but tender these women's dressy thong sandals from Hot Kiss definitely have an attitude. Smooth patent upper in a thong style with a central metal ringsnap accents and metal spikes for an edge. Toe post thongfully lined interior. Cushioned footbed and a matching patent wrapped midsole. Smooth flat dress style outsole and a patent wrapped 2 inch just-right"
("Hot Kiss - Women's Shania," http://www.pricehunter.com/shoes/Hot-Kiss-Womens-Shania-2700.htm)
Made-up citation: "The Pope thongfully did something infallible, Vatican sources say."
Thursday, November 09, 2006
Greco-creepo
adj. A large bowl of ew that's illegal too.
Related term: Skanko-Roman.
Real citation: "You've got that alleged bout of Greco-creepo wrestling in Las Vegas starring Congressman Jim Gibbons."
(James Wolcott, "Spit Tricks," Nov. 1, 2006, http://www.vanityfair.com/politics/blogs/wolcott/2006/11/i_feel_the_repu.html)
Made-up citation: "If the local middle school has a Greco-creepo wrestling team, you may want to send your son elsewhere."
Related term: Skanko-Roman.
Real citation: "You've got that alleged bout of Greco-creepo wrestling in Las Vegas starring Congressman Jim Gibbons."
(James Wolcott, "Spit Tricks," Nov. 1, 2006, http://www.vanityfair.com/politics/blogs/wolcott/2006/11/i_feel_the_repu.html)
Made-up citation: "If the local middle school has a Greco-creepo wrestling team, you may want to send your son elsewhere."
snitfittery
noun. A first cousin of hissyfittery that's equally unpleasant.
Real citation: "Now, a smarter person would have realized much earlier than I did that at some point, no answer becomes the answer no. I applied for a secondary position, and got an answer much faster - which was again no, partly on the grounds that rebound and general snitfittery are not the best of all motivations."
(March 10, 2000, http://groups.google.com/group/alt.callahans/msg/b35a784ae475e6b9)
Made-up citation: "I wish I were above pettiness and snitfittery, but my inner George Costanza is strong."
Real citation: "Now, a smarter person would have realized much earlier than I did that at some point, no answer becomes the answer no. I applied for a secondary position, and got an answer much faster - which was again no, partly on the grounds that rebound and general snitfittery are not the best of all motivations."
(March 10, 2000, http://groups.google.com/group/alt.callahans/msg/b35a784ae475e6b9)
Made-up citation: "I wish I were above pettiness and snitfittery, but my inner George Costanza is strong."
Wednesday, November 08, 2006
microtallywhacker
noun. A wee wee-wee.
Related terms: micropenis, microdick, microcock, micropecker, microweenie, microwang.
Real citation: "Figures microtallywhacker....your boy Bush is backed into a corner and your only response is some nonsense about the devil's spawn. Ignorant."
(JO, March 22, 2004, http://www.thebackpacker.com/trailtalk/thread/29912,-1.php)
Made-up citation: "According to George Carlin, wars are started by the microtallywhackered against the macrotallywhackered."
Related terms: micropenis, microdick, microcock, micropecker, microweenie, microwang.
Real citation: "Figures microtallywhacker....your boy Bush is backed into a corner and your only response is some nonsense about the devil's spawn. Ignorant."
(JO, March 22, 2004, http://www.thebackpacker.com/trailtalk/thread/29912,-1.php)
Made-up citation: "According to George Carlin, wars are started by the microtallywhackered against the macrotallywhackered."
fuckenizing
adj. When "fucking" just isn't appropriate. Or long enough, or something.
Real citation: "Getting back to the subject at hand, I dont believe that HoL should be made into any fuckenizing (eh? you like how I wriggled that in there?) movies or tv shows, despite my prior comments."
(Apung, March 25, 2006, http://www.houseofleaves.com/forum/archive/index.php?t-4289.html)
Made-up citation: "The fuckenizing progress is heuristic. I read that in some spam."
Real citation: "Getting back to the subject at hand, I dont believe that HoL should be made into any fuckenizing (eh? you like how I wriggled that in there?) movies or tv shows, despite my prior comments."
(Apung, March 25, 2006, http://www.houseofleaves.com/forum/archive/index.php?t-4289.html)
Made-up citation: "The fuckenizing progress is heuristic. I read that in some spam."
Tuesday, November 07, 2006
human-excrement-sprayingest
adj. A full stack of ew.
Real citation: "You can stop looking for a big huge comedy smash–it just arrived… in an RV! It’s this year’s biggest, loudest, gas-guzzlingest, human-excrement-sprayingest, fastest, loosest, out-of-controlest cross-country comedy road trip of the year!"
(April 28, 2006, The Weekly Blurb, http://weeklyblurb.com/blog/2006/04/)
Made-up citation: "Words I hope will not appear in my obituary: 'problematic,' 'human-excrement-sprayingest,' 'gooey.'"
Real citation: "You can stop looking for a big huge comedy smash–it just arrived… in an RV! It’s this year’s biggest, loudest, gas-guzzlingest, human-excrement-sprayingest, fastest, loosest, out-of-controlest cross-country comedy road trip of the year!"
(April 28, 2006, The Weekly Blurb, http://weeklyblurb.com/blog/2006/04/)
Made-up citation: "Words I hope will not appear in my obituary: 'problematic,' 'human-excrement-sprayingest,' 'gooey.'"
cannonfodderness
noun. A quality not recommended by doctors or agents.
Real citation: "I think that right there is just cannonfodderness in play. like a WW1 scenario there. But it does have a redshirtesque fell to it. Weird."
(Captain Gloval, May 27, 2006, http://forum.spacebattles.com/showthread.php?p=2589064)
Made-up citation: "I liked when the guy with the Jesus stick died on Lost, even though he was one of the only likeable characters. I didn't think he had any cannonfodderness at all, so his ugly death was a nice surprise."
Real citation: "I think that right there is just cannonfodderness in play. like a WW1 scenario there. But it does have a redshirtesque fell to it. Weird."
(Captain Gloval, May 27, 2006, http://forum.spacebattles.com/showthread.php?p=2589064)
Made-up citation: "I liked when the guy with the Jesus stick died on Lost, even though he was one of the only likeable characters. I didn't think he had any cannonfodderness at all, so his ugly death was a nice surprise."
Monday, November 06, 2006
beholderess
noun. A woman with eyes.
Real citation: "Snarkiness is in the eye of the beholderess. Name-calling is name-calling, it's not in the "guise" of anything."
(Gerald Jones, Aug. 12, 2003, http://nielsenhayden.com/makinglight/archives/003183.html)
Made-up citation: "There's a fine line between a beholderess and a beholderette, according to legal scholars."
Real citation: "Snarkiness is in the eye of the beholderess. Name-calling is name-calling, it's not in the "guise" of anything."
(Gerald Jones, Aug. 12, 2003, http://nielsenhayden.com/makinglight/archives/003183.html)
Made-up citation: "There's a fine line between a beholderess and a beholderette, according to legal scholars."
Sunday, November 05, 2006
skeezeballitude
noun. Look deep into the soul of a skeezeball, and this ye shall find (along with, perhaps, sleazeballitude and sketchballitude).
Real citation: "when one skeeze calls another unskeezy, it really just multiplies the skeezieness by 34. it's called The Pythagorean Theorem of skeezeballitude."
(http://www.alchemymusic.net/forums/viewtopic.php?p=387345&sid=71001c90035f2cf022dddedbe1033d85)
Made-up citation: "As Mom likes to say, 'I love the smell of skeezeballitude in the morning.'"
Real citation: "when one skeeze calls another unskeezy, it really just multiplies the skeezieness by 34. it's called The Pythagorean Theorem of skeezeballitude."
(http://www.alchemymusic.net/forums/viewtopic.php?p=387345&sid=71001c90035f2cf022dddedbe1033d85)
Made-up citation: "As Mom likes to say, 'I love the smell of skeezeballitude in the morning.'"
kerplodey
adj. Kah-splodey.
Real citation: "My brain just went kerplodey."
(Peter Wiggin, Oct. 12, 2006, http://peterwiggin.livejournal.com/)
Made-up citation: "For kerplodey space porn and heart-demolishing drama, I can't blurb Battlestar Galactica hard enough."
Real citation: "My brain just went kerplodey."
(Peter Wiggin, Oct. 12, 2006, http://peterwiggin.livejournal.com/)
Made-up citation: "For kerplodey space porn and heart-demolishing drama, I can't blurb Battlestar Galactica hard enough."
Thursday, November 02, 2006
swamp-ass-free
adj. Dry-butted and minty fresh.
Real citation: "and my new favorite shorts kept me swamp-ass free. Really, these Joe’s Bike Garage shorts made by Louis Garneau were awesome. I fully recommend them!"
(Megan Bilodeau, "sneaky," June 4, 2006, http://www.newenglandcross.com/NewEnglandCross.com/blogit/9B513333-5239-4CD6-AD9E-770824947543.html)
Made-up citation: "My freezing face, fingers, and dog are not ecstatic over the cold weather, but my nether-regions do enjoy this swamp-ass-free time of the year."
Real citation: "and my new favorite shorts kept me swamp-ass free. Really, these Joe’s Bike Garage shorts made by Louis Garneau were awesome. I fully recommend them!"
(Megan Bilodeau, "sneaky," June 4, 2006, http://www.newenglandcross.com/NewEnglandCross.com/blogit/9B513333-5239-4CD6-AD9E-770824947543.html)
Made-up citation: "My freezing face, fingers, and dog are not ecstatic over the cold weather, but my nether-regions do enjoy this swamp-ass-free time of the year."
ratfork
noun. Ratfuck for kindergartners.
Real citation: "Here we have a man accused of breaking into their house in the middle of the night, abducting their daughter, and doing all sorts of nasty things culminating in her murder. Now, my personal belief is that David Westerfield is an evil ratfork who is guilty of everything he’s been accused of, and that the van Dams are not responsible for what happened in any way."
(Jeff, "Martha Stewart and the Personal Hells," June 26, 2006, http://www.jesush.com/?p=113)
Made-up citation: "A 'dirty ratfork' is either a major fucking asshole or a most unclean utensil."
Real citation: "Here we have a man accused of breaking into their house in the middle of the night, abducting their daughter, and doing all sorts of nasty things culminating in her murder. Now, my personal belief is that David Westerfield is an evil ratfork who is guilty of everything he’s been accused of, and that the van Dams are not responsible for what happened in any way."
(Jeff, "Martha Stewart and the Personal Hells," June 26, 2006, http://www.jesush.com/?p=113)
Made-up citation: "A 'dirty ratfork' is either a major fucking asshole or a most unclean utensil."
Wednesday, November 01, 2006
desquickify
verb. To remove ew-provoking squickery from a person, place, or thing.
Real citation: "Everything I would say has already been said, but as I've said elsewhere, I've made it sort of a personal goal to desquickify myself. I have a few that remain and don't even want to be tempted, and I leave those alone. But if a good story that pushed other buttons contained those squicks I would read it anyway."
(Madam Kistulot, March 2, 2006, http://www.mcforum.net/yabbse/index.php?PHPSESSID=2d6394e2ed4f1ba42fb3cc82a2ea79d3&topic=
6012.msg100843)
Made-up citation: "To err is human. To desquickify is polite."
Real citation: "Everything I would say has already been said, but as I've said elsewhere, I've made it sort of a personal goal to desquickify myself. I have a few that remain and don't even want to be tempted, and I leave those alone. But if a good story that pushed other buttons contained those squicks I would read it anyway."
(Madam Kistulot, March 2, 2006, http://www.mcforum.net/yabbse/index.php?PHPSESSID=2d6394e2ed4f1ba42fb3cc82a2ea79d3&topic=
6012.msg100843)
Made-up citation: "To err is human. To desquickify is polite."
beskunked
adj. Bestinked by a Pepe le Pew type.
Real citation: "Readers will laugh at your horrified reaction as your beskunked dog returns to frolic with you -- and learn from your section on hiking safety for pets (including the equipment every hiker needs when taking pets on the trail)."
(Moira Allen, "Writing (and Selling) Personal Experience Articles," http://www.writing-world.com/freelance/personal.shtml)
Made-up citation: "My apartment has a beskunked aroma... Does that make me the skunk? I'll just blame it on the dog."
Real citation: "Readers will laugh at your horrified reaction as your beskunked dog returns to frolic with you -- and learn from your section on hiking safety for pets (including the equipment every hiker needs when taking pets on the trail)."
(Moira Allen, "Writing (and Selling) Personal Experience Articles," http://www.writing-world.com/freelance/personal.shtml)
Made-up citation: "My apartment has a beskunked aroma... Does that make me the skunk? I'll just blame it on the dog."
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