Wednesday, May 25, 2005

crack on one's cornflakes

idiom. A sign of a healthy, loony, batshit-worthy breakfast.

Real citation: "Any ideas? If there isn't anything like this I might write it myself or did I sprinkle too much crack on my corn flakes this morning?"
(Michael Honeyfield, Feb. 15, 2004,

Made-up citation: “Since insanity runs in my family, I don’t even need to put crack on my cornflakes. I got all the crack and cornflakes I need—right here!”

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