noun. A piggly-wiggly, spendy-bendy, 24-carat clusterfuck.
Real citation: "When he and his cronies wanted to attack Iraq, I suspended disbelief and forced myself to trust those that supposedly had more information than us (the citizens). It''s becoming clear now that they didn''t know anything, and the consequences of this are disturbing. Today, I officially declare this presidential administration a clusterpork."
(baggachipz, July 17, 2003, http://www.gamerswithjobs.com/node/1259)
Made-up citation: "If I were a rich girl--or government--I'd have one motherfuck of a clusterpork. Oink!"