Monday, October 02, 2006


adverb. An absolutely smurfing alternative to "absolutely."

Related terms: absodiddly, absoforking, absofracking, absofreaking, absofricking, absofucking.

Real citation: "In any case, Horace Andy is obviously a god of some kind, and they were absosmurfing brilliant when I saw them on June 18, so bugger Richard Ashcroft (I don't care what you say Ebby, that's a *weird* double bill).Go and see 'em in a town near you."
(Danielle, July 2, 1998,

Made-up citation: "I absosmurfing dread the thought of putting winter booties on my dog. Shoot me in the head."


Kiru Banzai said...

might I suggest "pithicism", cited here?

ZoobieWa said...

I've heard this before in natural language, but I recall:


Which seems like a PC or humerous adaption from the much more common


Anyway, maybe we can start an etymology going.. :)