adverb. An absolutely smurfing alternative to "absolutely."
Related terms: absodiddly, absoforking, absofracking, absofreaking, absofricking, absofucking.
Real citation: "In any case, Horace Andy is obviously a god of some kind, and they were absosmurfing brilliant when I saw them on June 18, so bugger Richard Ashcroft (I don't care what you say Ebby, that's a *weird* double bill).Go and see 'em in a town near you."
(Danielle, July 2, 1998, http://www.smoe.org/lists/fegmaniax/1998/v07.n247)
Made-up citation: "I absosmurfing dread the thought of putting winter booties on my dog. Shoot me in the head."