clustersmurf

noun. A clusterfuck of smurftastic proportions.

Related terms: clusterboink, clusterfornicate, clusterplook, clusterpork.

Real citation: "So, now the turrets can fire, but as I've planned on it, you can only smack Huntress in CC. The other turrets either cannot see the clusterSMURF of Steel/Superwoman/Kent or do not have the range. Now, where'd I hear that word "ClusterSMURF"??? I know it was a military flick of some sort, but which one exactly? It isn't Platoon or FMJ (Full Metal Jacket)...so perhaps you recall?"
(Lancelot, June 3, 2005, http://www.creationmatrix.com/forum/index.php?s=a2222787f50c7b3fed385ede2b7bd5c8&showtopic=
10957&pid=477924&mode=threaded&show=&st=&)

Made-up citation: "As the Bible says, 'There's a fine line between a clustersmurf and a clusterelf. Now go get that holy land, penisbutt!'"