Tuesday, December 28, 2004


present participle. Opening up wide for an airborne eyeball of fun.

Real citation: "Two zombie breasts. Six dead bodies. Blood-spewing. Zombie detached-hand attack. Hand spearing. Hand sawing. Flying-eyeball swallowing. Fruit-cellar demon attacks. Zombie axing. Heads roll. Hands roll. Everything rolls. Glopola City."
("Evildead 2: Dead by Dawn," from Joe Bob's Ultimate B Movie Guide, http://www.joebobbriggs.com/bmovieguide/e/evildead2.html)

Made-up citation: "Listen, the flying-eyeball-swallowing has been fun, but next time, let's just go out for doughnuts."

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