adj. Before the sugar-frosted process of schmoopification has commenced.
Related terms: schmoopiness, non-schmoopy, schmooping, schmooped, schmoopage, schmoopitude, schmoopery, schmoopification, de-schmoopify.
Real citation: "For examples I've picked out some of my favorite quotes, listed below. Also there's little stuff, like, Spike without a chip is pre-schmoopification Spike. And Evil Willow is Cruella De Will."
("Happy Hunting," http://www.angelfire.com/realm2/happyhunting/information/recaps.html)
Made-up citation: "When dating, there are certain rules to be followed during the pre-schmoopification process. If you have a clue what they are, let me know."