Tuesday, January 02, 2007


noun. Hose--the tallywhacker kind.

Real citation: "At the moment our story begins, this very lucky pissoir has none other than Eminem's (yes, Eminem's!) own floppy skinhose dangling wiggerishly in its chilly porcelain maw."
(Adrian Ryan, "Celebrity I Saw U," July 20, 2006, The Stranger, http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/Content?oid=44513)

Made-up citation: "In elementary school, I remember a kid named Gary defining a dickhead as 'someone who walks around with his skinhose hanging out.' I also remember some nuns and dodge balls."

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