clusterboink

noun. A family-friendly clusterfuck.

Real citation: "Here's an update to the House Ethics Committee investigation of Tom DeLay, which is fast approaching the deadline they set for themselves when they chose to defer the matter in July. Unfortunately, it looks like this may wind up a total partisan clusterboink, in which all other considerations are subservient to protecting ones' flanks. The complete Roll Call story, sent to me separately by AJ Garcia and RZ, is reproduced below."
(Deadlock in DeLay ethics investigation?", Sept. 15, 2004, Off the Kuff, http://www.offthekuff.com/mt/archives/004166.html)

Made-up citation: "How many of Wordsworth's poems rhymed 'clusterboink' with "lust...brr: oink'? Not more than three, I'd wager."