coconut-testicled

adj. Endowed with primitive, prodigious, Pope-worthy ballitude.

Real citation: "And a coconut-testicled, 15-foot tall Locke throwing knives at a sentient cloud of black smoke? Oh, I'd keep watching, but I think I'd feel really dirty afterwards."
(Super, May 7, 2006, Television Without Pity, http://forums.televisionwithoutpity.com/index.php?s=&showtopic=3119603&view=findpost&p=5186968)

Made-up citation: "According to the OED, 'coconut-testicled' can first be found in a letter of Jane Austen's, though the related 'melon-balled' is much older."