Thursday, November 27, 2008


noun. Gobble gobble boom chicka gobble wah.

Real citation: "We apologize in advance for subjecting you to this image of leading Hollywood torture-pornographer/ turkeysploitation visionary Eli Roth, but we felt that today's combination of disturbing Lindsay Lohan and Brian Grazer imagery, while certainly distressing on its own, probably wouldn't leave any lasting psychological scars."
(June 4, 2007, Defamer,

Made-up citation: "Stop this turkeysploitation film! Send home the basters and fluffers! You are turning Thanksgiving dinner into a Dan Savage column, Mom. Again!"

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