Monday, November 10, 2008

Paula Abdul-usional

adj. A specific mental condition not available at this time to Ricardo Montalban.

Real citation: "Soundbite: Paula Abdul-usional
Paula Abdul
: I'm tired of people not treating me like the gift that I am."
(July 6, 2007, Blind Item Collective,

Made-up citation: "I often feel Paula Abdul-usional in the morning... *crickets chirping* Oh, come on, guys. Like every middle linebacker doesn't feel the same way!"

1 comment:

Needless To Say said...

This is a great one...but they're pretty much all great!