adj. If you regularly use words like hootchie-wad and poop-stick, this may apply to you. Also if there are Spaghettio's on your bib.
Related term: great-grand-crotchfruit.
Real citation: “Ok, it's very childish (crotchfruitish?) of me. But it's too funny not to spread around. And Mondays are always long days.”
(Jan. 23, 2006, http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.listAll&friendID=4298898&startID=86540494&StartPostedDate=2006-02-10%2017:27:00&next=1&page=2&Mytoken=D81E1434-1D1E-4041-83EE9F5754FF277B97568616)
Made-up citation: "Oh yeah? Well, maybe I am crotchfruitish, but so's your mother's face. You're a real pain in the Charlie Browns."