Thursday, October 11, 2007


noun. A motherhumper with feminine assets, such as a fortress of moistitude and boobamaphones.

Real citation: “I hugged her and smiled and gave her my card. She will sober up and regret this, but mostly, she will go home, try to use my card as a roach for a joint and then discover it's laminated with cellosheen and she will cough her washboard guts up. Row that, you weird motherfuckeress.”
(July 22, 2004,

Made-up citation: "I am so bummed out about my dating non-exploits. Where is the right motherfuckeress for me?"

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