Tuesday, October 16, 2007


adj. Lacking all traditional bridal qualities, such as beauty, grace, and X-ray vision.

Real citation: “I don't like weddings, get weddings, or understand why gals plan them way in advance either. (When I get married, I plan on eloping. I like neither wedding dressers nor jewelry, and I don't even want an engagement ring---that's how un-bride-y I am.)”
(berrieh, Oct. 6, 2007, “2-1: "SeinfeldVision" 2007.10.04,” Television Without Pity, http://forums.televisionwithoutpity.com/index.php?s=&showtopic=3159367&view=findpost&p=8969354)

Made-up citation: "Sweetheart, you're not un-bride-y. Stop saying that. You're going to make the bestest bride ever. Now hold still while I get the duct tape. OK, Phil?"

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