noun. The hellspawn of my grandspawn's loins.
Real citation: "G5, I seriously doubt that if you had a national referendum on prostitution, it would still be illegal. Those laws were FORCED on an unsuspecting public in 1915 by a tiny and vicious lobby group of religious old bitches of both sexes, and they continue to stay on the books by virtue of the lobbying of said bitches' great-grand-crotchfruit. The average American (thank Satan) believes in 'what goes on between consenting adults is nobody else's business.' Brazil and Colombia have this written in their constitutions. Sometimes I really wonder who are the 'atrasados' in this world!"
(Rubiazo, June 19, 2005, http://poorbuthappy.com/colombia/node/10550#comment-74208)
Made-up citation: "When you make a decision, Mr. President, don't just think of the crotchfruit. Think of the great-grand-crotchfruit."