Monday, October 01, 2007


noun. A handy tool--like a can-opener for armageddon.

Real citation: “The Rapture-o-matic now fully automated on auto-pilot veering dangerously to the right coming soon to a nation near you”
(Aug. 9, 2007, firedoglake,

Made-up citation: "One-day sale! For true believers: rapture-o-matics and harps. For the damned: big axes and duct tape for the apocalyptic showdown."

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