Sunday, October 14, 2007


adj. An abundance of crap heretofore unimagined by fecalologists, encompassing about a kabillion Courics.

Real citation: “Looking for a decidedly unofficial center of downtown? You could do worse than the small square called Liberty Plaza one block from the WTC site, a few blocks north of the still-wonderfully-seedy Lower Greenwich Street (go and you ll see what we mean), right on Broadway, just south of City Hall and (more usefully, since you can t fight the former) J & R Music World, and just west of the mucho-crapitudinous Nassau Street Shopping District.”

Made-up citation: "I'm glad I make you feel safe and tingly, Eliza. However, you make me feel mucho-crapitudinous and dizzy. Also, there's a rash."

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