noun. El crapidente. In this case, the Bushidente.
Real citation: "In a sadly ironic twist, the Crapinator-in-Chief wasn’t far off the mark with his joke about dictatorships being easier to govern as long as you’re the one running them. Any time you get people involved, everything goes to hell in a hand-basket…fast."
(June 29, 2008, Bring it On, http://www.teambio.org/2008/06/29/throwing-the-candidate-out-with-the-bath-water/)
Made-up citation: "I just elected myself Crapinator-in-Chief and lost ten pounds at the same time. How did I do it? By taking the Browns to the Super Bowl."
Saturday, February 28, 2009
Friday, February 27, 2009
I-told-you-so-esque
adj. Often found in arrest reports and love letters that are also nyah-nyah-ish.
Real citation: "I don't even know what I should feel, must I feel an I-told-you-so-esque feeling? To be honest, I don't."
(June 24, 2008, http://veritaserumplease.blogspot.com/2008_06_01_archive.html)
Made-up citation: "I hate to be all I-told-you-so-esque, but there's a reason my variation of the atomic wedgie is feared up and down the eastern seaboard. Now you know, Dr. Vargas! Now you know."
Real citation: "I don't even know what I should feel, must I feel an I-told-you-so-esque feeling? To be honest, I don't."
(June 24, 2008, http://veritaserumplease.blogspot.com/2008_06_01_archive.html)
Made-up citation: "I hate to be all I-told-you-so-esque, but there's a reason my variation of the atomic wedgie is feared up and down the eastern seaboard. Now you know, Dr. Vargas! Now you know."
Thursday, February 26, 2009
three-way-o-phobe
noun. A disliker of the erotic and triadic arts.
Real citation: "Dr. Drew isn't a homophobe. He's an asshole-o-phobe—and a BDSM-o-phobe, a premarital-sex-o-phobe, a three-way-o-phobe, etc. Basically, when it comes to human sexuality, there's not a lot of daylight between Dr. Drew and Pope Benedict XVI. And I'll let you in on a little secret: Odds are good that your ass is going to leak when you're old, anyway—I'll betcha the pope's ass is leaking all over the throne of St. Peter right now—so you might as well enjoy it while you can."
(Dan Savage, Feb. 19, 2009, The Stranger, http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/SavageLove?oid=1118133)
Made-up citation: "Three-way-o-phobes have ruined this country, and they're out of touch with the founding fathers. Don't people know the original American flag was a bedsheet for a menage a awesome with George Washington, Abe Lincoln, and Mae West? USA! USA!"
Real citation: "Dr. Drew isn't a homophobe. He's an asshole-o-phobe—and a BDSM-o-phobe, a premarital-sex-o-phobe, a three-way-o-phobe, etc. Basically, when it comes to human sexuality, there's not a lot of daylight between Dr. Drew and Pope Benedict XVI. And I'll let you in on a little secret: Odds are good that your ass is going to leak when you're old, anyway—I'll betcha the pope's ass is leaking all over the throne of St. Peter right now—so you might as well enjoy it while you can."
(Dan Savage, Feb. 19, 2009, The Stranger, http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/SavageLove?oid=1118133)
Made-up citation: "Three-way-o-phobes have ruined this country, and they're out of touch with the founding fathers. Don't people know the original American flag was a bedsheet for a menage a awesome with George Washington, Abe Lincoln, and Mae West? USA! USA!"
Aquamanliness
noun. Can you command fish? Are you spandex-clad? Jealous of Batman? This could apply to you.
(Oct. 13, 2004, Octopus Overlords, http://octopusoverlords.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=1247507)
Wednesday, February 25, 2009
crotchfruitian
noun. An inhabitant of the magical land of Crotchfruitistan, which outsiders know as "childhood".
Related terms: bio-crotchfruit, great-grand-crotchfruit, crotchfruitish, crotchfruity.
Real citation: "My youngest crotchfruitian, Ash, will be One Year Old in a couple of weeks; I really find it very difficult to believe that a year has passed so quickly.. After all the angst during his gestation, I'm so happy to say that I love him utterly and don't regret his participation in my life one little bit. I love him so much and thank og that he's my son. He's beautiful and happy and up on his feet and even though he enjoys slapping me and attempting to extract my eyeballs in order to use them as teething instruments I can't imagine life without him."
(April 8, 2006, Livejournal, http://hoopy.livejournal.com/12371.html)
Made-up citation: "Welcome crotchfruitians! Today we're going to strangle bunnies and crush joy--it's part of evidence-based education, and you're going to love the synergy."
Related terms: bio-crotchfruit, great-grand-crotchfruit, crotchfruitish, crotchfruity.
Real citation: "My youngest crotchfruitian, Ash, will be One Year Old in a couple of weeks; I really find it very difficult to believe that a year has passed so quickly.. After all the angst during his gestation, I'm so happy to say that I love him utterly and don't regret his participation in my life one little bit. I love him so much and thank og that he's my son. He's beautiful and happy and up on his feet and even though he enjoys slapping me and attempting to extract my eyeballs in order to use them as teething instruments I can't imagine life without him."
(April 8, 2006, Livejournal, http://hoopy.livejournal.com/12371.html)
Made-up citation: "Welcome crotchfruitians! Today we're going to strangle bunnies and crush joy--it's part of evidence-based education, and you're going to love the synergy."
poor-human-being-itude
noun. A quality found in many human beings and a few well-trained aardvarks.
Real citation: "I had a very similar relationship with my grandfather, except the cheating on my grandmother, favoritism among children, abuse, and general poor-human-being-itude was confirmed and factual. When he died, I told my mom (his daughter in law) that I didn't feel very badly about it, because I'd always found him to be creepy. So had she. Throughout his life, I was respectful and polite to him, and that's the end of anyone's real obligation to someone with whom you spend two days a year."
(Nov. 21, 2006, Ask Metefilter, http://ask.metafilter.com/51473/What-duty-do-I-have-to-my-grandfather-or-more-generally-to-my-extended-family)
Made-up citation: "Is it an example of poor-human-being-itude if I hire orphans to work in coal mines made of nuclear waste, while forbidding puppies and mirth among my minions? Pish-posh! Some of those orphans are real assholes."
Real citation: "I had a very similar relationship with my grandfather, except the cheating on my grandmother, favoritism among children, abuse, and general poor-human-being-itude was confirmed and factual. When he died, I told my mom (his daughter in law) that I didn't feel very badly about it, because I'd always found him to be creepy. So had she. Throughout his life, I was respectful and polite to him, and that's the end of anyone's real obligation to someone with whom you spend two days a year."
(Nov. 21, 2006, Ask Metefilter, http://ask.metafilter.com/51473/What-duty-do-I-have-to-my-grandfather-or-more-generally-to-my-extended-family)
Made-up citation: "Is it an example of poor-human-being-itude if I hire orphans to work in coal mines made of nuclear waste, while forbidding puppies and mirth among my minions? Pish-posh! Some of those orphans are real assholes."
Tuesday, February 24, 2009
non-robo-head
noun. A thoroughly organic noggin that therefore conceals no laser-powered eye-blasters.
Real citation: "While walking down the street today, I saw a man with a wireless earpiece for his phone. I didn't see that at first because I was coming from his non-robo-head side. So, he just looks like a well-dressed older man standing on the sidewalk with his arms crossed and arguing with no one. I find it difficult not to laugh
at these people. I love that technology is bridging the gap between the businessman and the crazy, homeless man who talks to himself on the street."
(July 13, 2005, Livejournal, http://nicetrousers.livejournal.com/11560.html)
Made-up citation: "When you meet the William 900, please speak to his non-robo-head, but don't get too close; we haven't worked out the face-biting glitch just yet."
Real citation: "While walking down the street today, I saw a man with a wireless earpiece for his phone. I didn't see that at first because I was coming from his non-robo-head side. So, he just looks like a well-dressed older man standing on the sidewalk with his arms crossed and arguing with no one. I find it difficult not to laugh
at these people. I love that technology is bridging the gap between the businessman and the crazy, homeless man who talks to himself on the street."
(July 13, 2005, Livejournal, http://nicetrousers.livejournal.com/11560.html)
Made-up citation: "When you meet the William 900, please speak to his non-robo-head, but don't get too close; we haven't worked out the face-biting glitch just yet."
cluster-naughty word
noun. A real clustersmurf, I reckon (though less blue, in all senses).
Real citation: "Speaking of Collins, what's up with Jeff Fisher basically calling Billy Volek a liar yesterday? I still haven't figured out the whole Titans cluster-naughty word when it comes to how they went from Steve McNair to Billy Volek to Volek/Vince Young to Collins/Young."
(Sept. 21, 2006, Gene Hurst, Hurst's Fantasy Blog, http://fantasyfootballhelpers.com/blogs/2006/09/short-but-sweet.html)
Made-up citation: "Kindergarteners! What is up with the cluster-naughty word around the gerbil cage? Give that rodent some space, you little mother-firetruckers."
Real citation: "Speaking of Collins, what's up with Jeff Fisher basically calling Billy Volek a liar yesterday? I still haven't figured out the whole Titans cluster-naughty word when it comes to how they went from Steve McNair to Billy Volek to Volek/Vince Young to Collins/Young."
(Sept. 21, 2006, Gene Hurst, Hurst's Fantasy Blog, http://fantasyfootballhelpers.com/blogs/2006/09/short-but-sweet.html)
Made-up citation: "Kindergarteners! What is up with the cluster-naughty word around the gerbil cage? Give that rodent some space, you little mother-firetruckers."
Monday, February 23, 2009
bepancaked
adj. Like bedoofused, but more delicious. And flatter.
Real citation: "Oh, and Kute Kitty? I, and my army of bepancaked rabbits of pain and suffering, do hereby challenge your ninja bunny army to war and chaos! To the victor the spoils!"
(March 31, 2006, Sci-fi and fantasy mass debate, http://www.hostingphpbb.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=10&mforum=scifidiscussion&sid=611d4e8ca685e8ed42c7a1e02ab240a0)
Made-up citation: "All my dreams are bepancaked! I wonder what that means. Click here for the answer and fifty bucks and graphic nudity and free chicken."
Real citation: "Oh, and Kute Kitty? I, and my army of bepancaked rabbits of pain and suffering, do hereby challenge your ninja bunny army to war and chaos! To the victor the spoils!"
(March 31, 2006, Sci-fi and fantasy mass debate, http://www.hostingphpbb.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=10&mforum=scifidiscussion&sid=611d4e8ca685e8ed42c7a1e02ab240a0)
Made-up citation: "All my dreams are bepancaked! I wonder what that means. Click here for the answer and fifty bucks and graphic nudity and free chicken."
nad-ectomy
noun. Deballification.
Real citation: "Cooper got a 'nad-ectomy' last week. It was necessary, not only because we are responsible pet owners and there are more than enough pups running around already that need homes, but because the dog was hell bent on inappropriate sexual behavior. One day Dear Son was sitting on the floor minding his own business and I caught the dog hunched over him from the back having such intense pelvic seizures that I'm surprised he didn't throw his doggy spine out of joint. I was horrified, and I couldn't get the dog to put his stuff away quick enough. That was the last straw. The nad-ectomy was still ten days away, and I was heading for the scissors because I couldn't deal with it any longer. Fortunately I cooled down before I followed through."
(Jan. 18, 2009, Mamma's Gone Mad!, http://mommasgonemad.blogspot.com/2009/01/not-all-empty-scrotums-are-sad.html)
Made-up citation: "Today, on a very special episode of Sesame Street, Elmo is getting a nad-ectomy, because that insufferable little muppet must not be allowed to breed."
Real citation: "Cooper got a 'nad-ectomy' last week. It was necessary, not only because we are responsible pet owners and there are more than enough pups running around already that need homes, but because the dog was hell bent on inappropriate sexual behavior. One day Dear Son was sitting on the floor minding his own business and I caught the dog hunched over him from the back having such intense pelvic seizures that I'm surprised he didn't throw his doggy spine out of joint. I was horrified, and I couldn't get the dog to put his stuff away quick enough. That was the last straw. The nad-ectomy was still ten days away, and I was heading for the scissors because I couldn't deal with it any longer. Fortunately I cooled down before I followed through."
(Jan. 18, 2009, Mamma's Gone Mad!, http://mommasgonemad.blogspot.com/2009/01/not-all-empty-scrotums-are-sad.html)
Made-up citation: "Today, on a very special episode of Sesame Street, Elmo is getting a nad-ectomy, because that insufferable little muppet must not be allowed to breed."
Sunday, February 22, 2009
pet-monkey-ize
verb. To prepare a person, place, thing, or what-have-you for the arrival of domesticated primates--and I don't mean house apes (or "crib lizards", as they are known in some dialects).
Real citation: "To answer Sarah Jessica and Chris’ question, though — a monkey becomes a psychotic pet monkey when you belittle him/her/it. So do your best, if you’re debating picking up a black-market pet monkey to pet-monkey-ize your house and your psyche before he/she/it shows up. Be ready to treat your brand-new pet monkey just like your sister. Nay…better than your sister."
(March 18, 2005, Words For My Enjoyment, http://www.pauldavidson.net/2005/03/18/words-for-your-enjoyment-pet-monkeys/)
Made-up citation: "As the owner of a dog named Monkey, I know just how to pet-monkey-ize a bathroom or linen closet. In related news, I am available in the capacity of zoo consultant or gorilla chew-toy, for a small fee."
Real citation: "To answer Sarah Jessica and Chris’ question, though — a monkey becomes a psychotic pet monkey when you belittle him/her/it. So do your best, if you’re debating picking up a black-market pet monkey to pet-monkey-ize your house and your psyche before he/she/it shows up. Be ready to treat your brand-new pet monkey just like your sister. Nay…better than your sister."
(March 18, 2005, Words For My Enjoyment, http://www.pauldavidson.net/2005/03/18/words-for-your-enjoyment-pet-monkeys/)
Made-up citation: "As the owner of a dog named Monkey, I know just how to pet-monkey-ize a bathroom or linen closet. In related news, I am available in the capacity of zoo consultant or gorilla chew-toy, for a small fee."
Saturday, February 21, 2009
messiah-tastic
adj. Mmm.... Jeebus-y.
Real citation: "The worst sex I've ever had? A girl that shouted 'Hallelujah!' when she climaxed...very disturbing. Messiah-tastic!"
(June 15, 2007, http://www.b3ta.com/questions/worstsex/page4/)
Made-up citation: "Nothing makes me feel more messiah-tastic than saving lives. Or so I imagine. I get the same feeling from scratching my balls anyway."
Real citation: "The worst sex I've ever had? A girl that shouted 'Hallelujah!' when she climaxed...very disturbing. Messiah-tastic!"
(June 15, 2007, http://www.b3ta.com/questions/worstsex/page4/)
Made-up citation: "Nothing makes me feel more messiah-tastic than saving lives. Or so I imagine. I get the same feeling from scratching my balls anyway."
Friday, February 20, 2009
pizzazz-a-majiggy
noun. A hard to identify quality that laypeople often confuse with pizzazz.
Real citation: "I know, I know! You think spelling bees are boring and I keep writing about them, but this post has some pizzazz-a-majiggy!!! Today was an Angus Glen Community Centre's first annual spelling bee. I kinda lost somewhere in the second or third round! I got a lot of hard words. First word, caterpillar!!!!! First words are always the easiest! Man, I can't believe thst was my first word!!! The first person had to spell afraid and I get caterpillar?????!!!! People are crazy these days! That includes me!!!! SERIOUSLY!!!!!!!!!"
(Oct. 25, 2008, Monica's Sparkles of Fun, http://monicastar.blogspot.com/2008/10/spelling-bees-2.html)
Made-up citation: "I misplaced the pizzazz-a-majiggy... Do you think anyone will notice if I use my green-glowing-nano-slime-ammo-pack instead?"
Real citation: "I know, I know! You think spelling bees are boring and I keep writing about them, but this post has some pizzazz-a-majiggy!!! Today was an Angus Glen Community Centre's first annual spelling bee. I kinda lost somewhere in the second or third round! I got a lot of hard words. First word, caterpillar!!!!! First words are always the easiest! Man, I can't believe thst was my first word!!! The first person had to spell afraid and I get caterpillar?????!!!! People are crazy these days! That includes me!!!! SERIOUSLY!!!!!!!!!"
(Oct. 25, 2008, Monica's Sparkles of Fun, http://monicastar.blogspot.com/2008/10/spelling-bees-2.html)
Made-up citation: "I misplaced the pizzazz-a-majiggy... Do you think anyone will notice if I use my green-glowing-nano-slime-ammo-pack instead?"
sub-atomic wedgie
noun. A painful maneuver that can make even the micro-butted feel like a fat-ass.
Real citation: "It's ironic really, since it's believed that Baakar and Drolos were once agents of the Synod. Their gruesome sub-atomic wedgie spree crisscrossed the galaxies with no end in sight. Of course, they are not really on trial for those abominable acts but rather for the crimes of leaving Synod Books in the chamber pots of comfort stations along the way. Suffice it to say, the water was not pristine."
(July 31, 2007, John Cox Art, http://www.johncoxart.com/2007/07/introducing_3.html)
Made-up citation: "I went into particle physics so I could learn the secrets of the sub-atomic wedgie and the dreaded nano-noogie. Now I will bring this precious knowledge back to my people, who I shall then torture mercilessly."
Real citation: "It's ironic really, since it's believed that Baakar and Drolos were once agents of the Synod. Their gruesome sub-atomic wedgie spree crisscrossed the galaxies with no end in sight. Of course, they are not really on trial for those abominable acts but rather for the crimes of leaving Synod Books in the chamber pots of comfort stations along the way. Suffice it to say, the water was not pristine."
(July 31, 2007, John Cox Art, http://www.johncoxart.com/2007/07/introducing_3.html)
Made-up citation: "I went into particle physics so I could learn the secrets of the sub-atomic wedgie and the dreaded nano-noogie. Now I will bring this precious knowledge back to my people, who I shall then torture mercilessly."
Thursday, February 19, 2009
schmouch
interjection. A Yiddish ouch. Oy aaaaaiiiieeeeeeeeeeeee!
Real citation: "Ouch schmouch....check yours...I'll bet ya' it's the same!!!"
(Oct. 19, 2008, Totoya FJ Cruiser Forum, http://www.fjcruiserforums.com/forums/1165100-post109.html)
Made-up citation: "That's just a little schmouch--no need to worry. Nurse, hand me the drill with lox..."
Real citation: "Ouch schmouch....check yours...I'll bet ya' it's the same!!!"
(Oct. 19, 2008, Totoya FJ Cruiser Forum, http://www.fjcruiserforums.com/forums/1165100-post109.html)
Made-up citation: "That's just a little schmouch--no need to worry. Nurse, hand me the drill with lox..."
prosti-kitty
noun. That's a bad, bad kitty! Who taught Mister Snugglesworth to sell his body on the street?
Real citation: "Awesome kitten video. Mail kitty, trolley kitties, construction kitties, the kitty that jumps off that car when it's not supposed to, homeless kitty, prosti-kitty, dealer-kitty, fucked-up kitties, jay-walker kitty, club kitties, dj kitty... just awesome."
(May 18, 2006, The Locals Homepage, http://media.locals.ca/localsconf/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=70356&st=0&sk=t&sd=a&start=300)
Made-up citation: "When I was a kid in Buffalo, the big insult was 'Your mother works on Chippewa Street'. Now, Chippewa is gentrified and whore-free, except for a few prosti-kitties and two of my cousins."
Real citation: "Awesome kitten video. Mail kitty, trolley kitties, construction kitties, the kitty that jumps off that car when it's not supposed to, homeless kitty, prosti-kitty, dealer-kitty, fucked-up kitties, jay-walker kitty, club kitties, dj kitty... just awesome."
(May 18, 2006, The Locals Homepage, http://media.locals.ca/localsconf/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=70356&st=0&sk=t&sd=a&start=300)
Made-up citation: "When I was a kid in Buffalo, the big insult was 'Your mother works on Chippewa Street'. Now, Chippewa is gentrified and whore-free, except for a few prosti-kitties and two of my cousins."
Wednesday, February 18, 2009
mutineeringishly
adverb. Not a word anyone wants to see on their military record or first grade report card.
Real citation: "And I totally take back my rapisting of Kelly -- and am glad, because I like that actor. I knew he'd done something shady, but am delighted that he's not totally crap. Just slightly. Mutineeringishly."
(Feb. 6, 2009, "4-14: "Blood on the Scales" 2009.02.06," Television Without Pity, http://forums.televisionwithoutpity.com/index.php?s=&showtopic=3181936&view=findpost&p=11335958)
Made-up citation: "Sweet Veronica, if we were to get married again, I'd listen more. I'd make time for us. I'd comb my hair, even my back hair. And I would take 'mutineeringishly' out of our wedding vows, just for you."
Real citation: "And I totally take back my rapisting of Kelly -- and am glad, because I like that actor. I knew he'd done something shady, but am delighted that he's not totally crap. Just slightly. Mutineeringishly."
(Feb. 6, 2009, "4-14: "Blood on the Scales" 2009.02.06," Television Without Pity, http://forums.televisionwithoutpity.com/index.php?s=&showtopic=3181936&view=findpost&p=11335958)
Made-up citation: "Sweet Veronica, if we were to get married again, I'd listen more. I'd make time for us. I'd comb my hair, even my back hair. And I would take 'mutineeringishly' out of our wedding vows, just for you."
massage-gasm
noun. Mmm... Happy ending-ish.
Real citation: "So old crazy rich Frances Conroy calls up the country club and gets Carlos fired for giving her a massage-gasm."
(Nov. 20, 2008, The Children of St. Claire, http://childrenofsaintclare.wordpress.com/2008/11/20/desperate-housewives-57-and-58-what-more-do-i-need-and-city-on-fire/)
Made-up citation: "In massage school, I learned that massage-gasms are awkward for the massager, the massagee, and my cousin who cleans the tables."
Real citation: "So old crazy rich Frances Conroy calls up the country club and gets Carlos fired for giving her a massage-gasm."
(Nov. 20, 2008, The Children of St. Claire, http://childrenofsaintclare.wordpress.com/2008/11/20/desperate-housewives-57-and-58-what-more-do-i-need-and-city-on-fire/)
Made-up citation: "In massage school, I learned that massage-gasms are awkward for the massager, the massagee, and my cousin who cleans the tables."
Tuesday, February 17, 2009
the 20-tentacle tango
noun phrase. An exclusive form of sex.
Real citation: "Ah, February, that special time of the year when love is in the air and the heart turns toward romance. Or, in the case of the Southern California population of the market squid, that special time of year when giant underwater orgies are followed by immediate death. Never mind the stress of Valentine's Day gift shopping—what about the stress of fitting in the 20-tentacle tango before your inevitable demise?"
(Feb. 13, 2009, Miriam Goldstein, Slate, http://www.slate.com/id/2211343/)
Made-up citation: "I'm looking for a nice girl who values family and friends and experimentation. I'd love to try the dirty pancake or the 20-tentacle tango--or maybe a meal of food in a restaurant. No weird girls please."
Real citation: "Ah, February, that special time of the year when love is in the air and the heart turns toward romance. Or, in the case of the Southern California population of the market squid, that special time of year when giant underwater orgies are followed by immediate death. Never mind the stress of Valentine's Day gift shopping—what about the stress of fitting in the 20-tentacle tango before your inevitable demise?"
(Feb. 13, 2009, Miriam Goldstein, Slate, http://www.slate.com/id/2211343/)
Made-up citation: "I'm looking for a nice girl who values family and friends and experimentation. I'd love to try the dirty pancake or the 20-tentacle tango--or maybe a meal of food in a restaurant. No weird girls please."
false prophety
adj. Offensive to the will of God, the ethics of journalism, and the edicts of kindergarten teachers everywhere.
Real citation: "Now, stop yelling at your computer screen, don't give me that Angel didn't do an evil deed bullshnit. He did what we seem to do every election year, chose between two evils. On one hand you have perfect happiness, utopia, with the down sides of possibly being eaten by your savior and losing free will, on the other you have chaos, people going back to hating their lives and feeling empty and unfufilled, but oh yeah they get to choose that, and they may still be eaten by a beastie but just not a false prophety one."
(May 1, 2003, PeterDavid.net, http://www.malibulist.com/mt/mt-commentsantispam.cgi?entry_id=1081)
Made-up citation: "I sometimes come across a little false prophety, but I really think that rain of toads is coming today. My apocalypse sense is tingling."
Real citation: "Now, stop yelling at your computer screen, don't give me that Angel didn't do an evil deed bullshnit. He did what we seem to do every election year, chose between two evils. On one hand you have perfect happiness, utopia, with the down sides of possibly being eaten by your savior and losing free will, on the other you have chaos, people going back to hating their lives and feeling empty and unfufilled, but oh yeah they get to choose that, and they may still be eaten by a beastie but just not a false prophety one."
(May 1, 2003, PeterDavid.net, http://www.malibulist.com/mt/mt-commentsantispam.cgi?entry_id=1081)
Made-up citation: "I sometimes come across a little false prophety, but I really think that rain of toads is coming today. My apocalypse sense is tingling."
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