adj. Smelling vaguely of children.
Related terms: crotchfruit, uber-crotchfruit.
Real citation: "So the Bashi family must be all wrapped up in the shiny Crotchfruity love."
(BlueHorse, June 29, 2005, http://monkeyfilter.com/link.php/8984)
Made-up citation: "My building is full of dogs, but there is nary a crib lizard or even a crotchfruity odor to be found."