kerplodey

adj. Kah-splodey.

Real citation: "My brain just went kerplodey."
(Peter Wiggin, Oct. 12, 2006, http://peterwiggin.livejournal.com/)

Made-up citation: "For kerplodey space porn and heart-demolishing drama, I can't blurb Battlestar Galactica hard enough."

swamp-ass-free

adj. Dry-butted and minty fresh.

Real citation: "and my new favorite shorts kept me swamp-ass free. Really, these Joe’s Bike Garage shorts made by Louis Garneau were awesome. I fully recommend them!"
(Megan Bilodeau, "sneaky," June 4, 2006, http://www.newenglandcross.com/NewEnglandCross.com/blogit/9B513333-5239-4CD6-AD9E-770824947543.html)

Made-up citation: "My freezing face, fingers, and dog are not ecstatic over the cold weather, but my nether-regions do enjoy this swamp-ass-free time of the year."

ratfork

noun. Ratfuck for kindergartners.

Real citation: "Here we have a man accused of breaking into their house in the middle of the night, abducting their daughter, and doing all sorts of nasty things culminating in her murder. Now, my personal belief is that David Westerfield is an evil ratfork who is guilty of everything he’s been accused of, and that the van Dams are not responsible for what happened in any way."
(Jeff, "Martha Stewart and the Personal Hells," June 26, 2006, http://www.jesush.com/?p=113)

Made-up citation: "A 'dirty ratfork' is either a major fucking asshole or a most unclean utensil."

desquickify

verb. To remove ew-provoking squickery from a person, place, or thing.

Real citation: "Everything I would say has already been said, but as I've said elsewhere, I've made it sort of a personal goal to desquickify myself. I have a few that remain and don't even want to be tempted, and I leave those alone. But if a good story that pushed other buttons contained those squicks I would read it anyway."
(Madam Kistulot, March 2, 2006, http://www.mcforum.net/yabbse/index.php?PHPSESSID=2d6394e2ed4f1ba42fb3cc82a2ea79d3&topic=
6012.msg100843)

Made-up citation: "To err is human. To desquickify is polite."

beskunked

adj. Bestinked by a Pepe le Pew type.

Real citation: "Readers will laugh at your horrified reaction as your beskunked dog returns to frolic with you -- and learn from your section on hiking safety for pets (including the equipment every hiker needs when taking pets on the trail)."
(Moira Allen, "Writing (and Selling) Personal Experience Articles," http://www.writing-world.com/freelance/personal.shtml)

Made-up citation: "My apartment has a beskunked aroma... Does that make me the skunk? I'll just blame it on the dog."

non-boobness

adj. No voluptuous bosoms or delicious morons to be found here.

Related terms: boobness, boobiness, non-boobiness.

Real citation: "I think you make the case for Bush's non-boobness very well."
(Feb. 5, 2004, http://nancynall.com/2004/02/02/ouch/feed/)

Made-up citation: "I think my I.Q. is in the non-boobness range, though I don't know if it would be a winning score in basketball."

mochafication

noun. Like Vietnamization, but yummier.

Real citation: "Beginning mochafication in THREE... TWO... ONE... [slurp]"
(Theo, July 21, 2006, mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/2006/07/beh_beh_boo_boo.html)

Made-up citation: "If the counselor can't help me, I've seen promising research on mochafication therapy."

pre-batshit-insane

adj. Not yet cuckoo-bananas or bugfucky.

Related terms: batshit loony, batshit whacko, batshit insane, batshit nutty, batshit nutso, batshit-deranged, super-batshit-insane, completely-fucking-batshit-insane, batshit-fucking-crazy, batshit-sounding, non-batshit, pre-batshit, anti-batshit, batshittery, holy batshit, batcrap, batpoop.

Real citation: "Pre-batshit-insane Tom Cruise"
(stile, May 14, 2006, http://www.fazed.net/forum/view/?id=23296&p=846)

Made-up citation: "In the pre-batshit-insane state, the American celebrity is unconcerned about remnants of ancient-demon-space-monster dudes."

space-porn-themed

adj. There are many round objects.

Real citation: "Excellent '70s space-porn-themed pinball machine"
(Xeni Jardin, March 30, 2005, http://www.boingboing.net/2005/03/30/excellent_70s_spacep.html)

Made-up citation: "Space-porn-themed weddings will be all the rage this spring. Most Jovian strippers are already booked."

metric diaperload

noun. Not actually an infant-or-elder-launched brown mess of considerable size.

Related terms: metric buttload, metric assload, metric arseload, metric heinie-load, metric booty-load, metric poop-load, metric poo-load, metric shitload, metric crapload, metric fuckload, metric frackload, metric boatload, metric truckload, metric smurfload, metric cuntload, metric dickload, metric cockload, metric pantload, metric pantsload, metric jesus-load.

Real citation: "Just for laughs, what is Comcast charging you for your connection? I'm guessing about $45 a month, but enlighten me. I'm also guessing that you have to subscribe to a metric diaperload of cable-tv products from them to qualify for your Internet connection, but again, please enlighten me."
(Mr Neutron, May 30, 2005, http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,14426132)

Made-up citation: "My puppy has a metric diaperload of friends: Nikita, Daisy, Jed, Merle, Jack, Charlie, Brutus, Ben, Baxter, Roscoe, Dash, Willie... Not that I'm jealous."

neanderthaless

noun. Our primordial female ancestor. This term is preferable to "cavewoman" or "dino-ho."

Related term: neanderthalette.

Real citation: "To the neanderthal the neanderthaless is beautiful."
(apostate, Nov. 13, 2001, groups.google.com/group/alt.fan.eddings/msg/3364520a81b49249?hl=en&)

Made-up citation: "Researchers at a local university have learned that neanderthalesses may have been hairy."

by Zeus' balls

exclamation. A testicular, Olympian idiom appropriate for very few occasions.

Related terms: for God's sack, for Christ's sweet biscuits.

Real citation: "By Zeus' balls, I forgot about Jake! If they don't show Gaeta or Tyrol walking him around the ship next episode, I'll be pretty upset. After all, he's about the fifth or sixth most important member of the resistence, which makes him an adorable war hero as far as I'm concerned."
(Jack Gladyney, Oct. 20, 2006, " "3-4: "Exodus: Part II" 2006.10.20," Television Without Pity, http://forums.televisionwithoutpity.com/index.php?s=&showtopic=3147415&view=findpost&p=6361824)

Made-up citation: "By Zeus' balls, I am most pleased with this gnocchi in a vodka sauce with calamari and extra noodles."

fuckwitesque

adj. Kinda fuckwitted, I suppose.

Real citation: "that behaviour tomorrow will count as "fuckwitesque" to be honest Mr W."
(Stallion Explosion, June 14, 2002, http://b3ta.com/board/146967)

Made-up citation: "Lately I've been realizing how many fuckwitesque notions are entrenched in my brain. It's about as fun as a box of shit."

heart-blower-upper

noun. Not recommended by cardiologists.

Real citation: "Yep, you guessed it, Tarantino just isn't cool enough to call it 'Complete bullshit heart-blower-upper rib cage smack down no jutsu'."
(KhanFusion, May 16, 2004, http://www.inksandwich.com/forum/archive/index.php?t-2113.html)

Made-up citation: "There's heartbreakers and then there's heart-blower-uppers. I am the latter. And crack is not whack."

James Spader-y

adj. This is a compliment.

Real citation: "There wasn't even an ounce of trash talk in his voice. He was utterly and completely convinced I would miss it. He knew I would miss it. This is an obscenely confident man. There's something almost James Spader-y about him. It's disorienting."
(Bill Simmons, "Playing in Tiger's shadow," Oct. 12, 2006, http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=simmons/061012)

Made-up citation: "In the real world, I think most James Spader-y behavior is illegal."

kaboomboomboomboom

noun. A mega-splodey state of affairs.

Real citation: "We suffered through the viewing from the Washington St construction site too. Were you near the asshat in the helmet? He would not shut up. However, the sparkling lights, the loud kaboomboomboomboom, and the general glee over seeing big change happen real fast made a sticky monday night awesome!"
(August 29, 2006, http://andiamnotlyingforreal.blogspot.com/2006/08/wilson-bridge-detonation-was-bullshit.html)

Made-up citation: "The combination of sci-fi kaboomboomboomboom and heart-demolishing drama on the latest Battlestar Galactica was almost more than I could take. Let's just say I'm a fan."

brown-boxers moment

noun. Holy mother of shitski!

Related terms: brown trousers moment, brown pants moment, brown undies moment.

Real citation: "{*Please note this was the first game i had on my AMD800 many years ago, by todays standards it may well suck but fluck me it was a brown-boxers moment at the time}"
(tommydotm, Feb. 17, 2005, http://www.igda.org/Forums/showthread.php?threadid=14554)

Made-up citation: "My comedy improv class is like a brown-boxers moment that lasts three hours. My boxers hate me."

ice the suck cake

verb phrase. To add delicious suckitude to a situation.

Real citation: "If you ice the suck cake by constantly complaining about how filthy everything is—while, again, never lifting a finger yourself—YOUR ROOMMATES WILL NOTICE. They might eat your suck cake uncomplaining (as might your SO), but you haven't fooled them. It sucks. - Cranky"
("Savage Love Web Extra," Oct. 17, 2006, http://www.villagevoice.com/people/0642,savage,74774,24.html)

Made-up citation: "Larry David deserves a Ph.D. for his detailed portraits of how people ice the suck cake."

backlash-tastic

adj. Anti-feminist.

Real citation: "Diane Keaton gets spit up on before she finally sees the light, moves to Vermont, falls for a veterinarian and starts making baby food in Backlash-tastic 'Baby Boom.'"
(Rebecca Traister, "Sympathy for the she-devil," June 30, 2006, Salon, http://www.salon.com/mwt/feature/2006/06/30/women_bosses/)

Made-up citation: "What are the odds that the first female president will be a backlash-tastic Republican-bot?"

bewhacked

adj. Kiboshed.

Related term: beyoinked.

Real citation: "Meanwhile Odysseus’ job (I swear to god) is to follow behind Diomedes and grab the newly bewhacked dead guys by the feet and drag them out of the way so as to make a neat little path for the horses."
("Reading the Iliad," http://www.jamierieger.com/western/iliad_ch10.htm)

Made-up citation: "If you think 'bewhacked' is an out-there word, check the OED, where I just found the even more out-there and delightful 'be-pamphletise,' 'beflounced,' 'be-belzebubbed,' and 'be-Frenchman'd.'"

repornified

adj. I tried to think of something more original than "porn again." I failed.

Real citation: "We should've known that pornstress Tyra Banxxx' tearful appearance on her namesake's daytime talk show last year would eventually wind up as PR material for a porn DVD: despite telling the real Tyra that she would stop using her name and quit the adult business, SexZ Pictures announced the release this week of "America's Next Top Porn Model", directed by Roy Karch and starring the repornified Banxxx."
(Oct. 19, 2006, Fleshbot, http://www.fleshbot.com/sex/dvd/tyra-banxxx-in-americas-next-top-porn-model-165672.php)

Made-up citation: "As the Bible says, 'Repornified babes eating refried beans is a rarefied sight."

co-badass

noun. An ass-whomping cohort.

Real citation: "She's still trying to be this kick-ass double act with Kara, trading lines and being co-bad-asses."
(Jacob, "Scar," Television Without Pity, page 4, http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/articles/content/a427/index-3.html)

Made-up citation: "There's a fine line between a sidekick and a co-badass. The distinction may be spandex-related."

overlordage

noun. Like landlordage, but more oppressive.

Real citation: "The end game is clear. Peace means that Israel ends its occupation of Palestine. For real -- no buffers, no perpetual water confiscation, no overlordage. Is that on the table?"
(jonh, May 23, 2003, The Smirking Chimp, http://72.14.203.104/search?q=cache:xcDvABxgxdIJ:smirkingchimp.com/viewtopic.php%3Ftopic%3D22333%26forum%3D7+overlordage&hl=en&gl=us&ct=clnk&cd=3&client=firefox-a)

Made-up citation: "I just got my Lez Zeppelin tickets. I'm looking forward to hearing my favorite songs about overlordage and stuff."

Where-the-fuck-istan

noun. Off the grid, baby!

Real citation: "Alot of americans seem to think that way too... until we demand a fair price for our lumber or lifting of sanctions on our beef or something. Then we might as well be Where-the-fuck-istan... :annoyed:"
(capn_g, http://www.adgbc.com/bbs/showthread/t-8324.html)

Made-up citation: "Most academic jobs seem to be in Where-the-fuck-istan, Indiana, along with some goats."

brain-hurtitude

noun. An owie of the mind--though not of the neurodoublefucked kind.

Real citation: "Those susceptible to brain-hurtitude are better off avoiding this thread."
(homullus, Dec. 10, 2002, http://forums.puzzlepirates.com/community/mvnforum/viewthread?thread=6679)

Made-up citation: "Zen koans like 'Does a dog have Buddha nature?' create a most enlightening brain-hurtitude. Moooooooooo."

fornicationful

adj. There is much hot monkey sex to be found here.

Real citation: "Even in my most fornicationful peaks I still cracked one off here and there."
(The Chase, Feb. 13, 2006, http://www.kvraudio.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=123065&view=next)

Made-up citation: "What's the most fornicationful non-porn movie ever made?"

righteousish

adj. 1. Sorta on a high horse. 2. Sorta awesome.

Real citation: "there was this Italian dude in Wenseslav (sp.?) Square who walked like you, then in the middle of his conversation with his friend he stopped, turned, whistled across the street, yelled "CIIAAAOOOO BEELLLLAAAAA" to a beautiful czech girl, then returned to this usual walking. That is the only righteousish moment here that had the Hickling flavor."
(Burka$$$h, March 31, 2006, http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=13365294)

Made-up citation: "I used to be self-righteousish about eating pork. Now I eat so much bacon I'm turning into a pig man."

buttmuncheroo

noun. A seldom seen species of the once proud buttmunch.

Real citation: "My boyfriend's the buttmunch. So we've tried variations on a theme: buttmuncher, buttmunchee, buttmunchette, buttmuncher and now buttmuncheroo haha."
(Candy177, Dec. 17, 2004, http://allpoetry.com/poem/950407)

Made-up citation: "Despite my fear of looking like a buttmuncheroo, I am enjoying my improv comedy class."

trumpety-strumpety

adj. Horny.

Real citation: "A lush transition leads to a trumpety-strumpety style with virtuoso rhythmic and pianistic variations covering the entire range of the piano."
(http://dram.nyu.edu/dram/note.cgi?id=8545)

Made-up citation: "Kill the hogs! Release the virgins! Let trumpety-strumpety music ring forth! Forsooth and verily, etc!"

de-dweebification

noun. The always delicate process of removing dweebishness.

Real citation: "3. Buffs as ACK: Despite the numerous and highly irritated episodes of
AAAB-17's and AAAB-25 recently, I seem to actually see some people
using the bombers as they intended. Could be just people practicing
for FG, but I think we might be seeing a subtle "de-dweebification"
going on here. :-)"
(Scott Thomson, Dec. 6, 1996, http://groups.google.com/group/comp.sys.ibm.pc.games.flight-sim/msg/133d204778f502d5?hl=en&)

Made-up citation: "Since I'm a juggler, a word geek, a Battlestar Galactica nut, and the former owner of a rat named Yoda, I'm probably immune to most forms of de-dweebification."

groinhead

noun. 1. Loinshead. 2. One whose head is preoccupied with affairs of the groin.

Real citation: "TOO FAR GROINHEAD!! thats my mother your talking about.. Besides, your punching way abouve your weight fantasising about her.. so give up now!"
(Sept. 5, 2006, http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=56781108)

Made-up citation: "All dickheads are groinheads, but not all bats are Batman."

megapoopage

noun. Someone dropped the bomb!

Related term: megadumpage

Real citation: "The next four weeks is different. Mom weans them, there is a week of picking up mega poopage while they eat solid food and learn to leave their indoor pen via the puppy door to do all that outdoors."
(Goodfriends Kennel, http://www.uci.net/~golden/litters.html)

Made-up citation: "As the Bible says, 'Megapoopage happens.'"

boinktacular

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dumbfucktastic

adj. Severely, profoundly, moderately, or mildly dumbfucky.

Real citation: "Twinfalls is quite Dumbfucktastic."
(LlamaGod, July 24, 2006, http://www.rpgcodex.com/phpBB/viewtopic.php?t=14239)

Made-up citation: "Mixing up a.m. and p.m. when buying a flight is the most dumbfucktastic thing I've done in awhile."

non-suckwadish

adj. No suckwads here. Really.

Real citation: "I just wanted to drop by and let you know that Chris DOES in fact STILL suck. I figured maybe you were wondering if he is OFF the suckwad list yet. That maybe he got better and he is now by some miracle cool, therefore it's OK to have his gay ass picture on your myspace. Unfortunately, there is not a miracle BIG enough to make Chris cool/non-suckwadish."
(Rachael, May 18, 2006, http://64.233.167.104/search?q=cache:A1B3_yKAEb4J:profile.myspace.com/index.cfm%3Ffuseaction%3Duser.viewprofile%26friendid%3D8702840+suckwadish&hl=en&gl=us&ct=clnk&cd=1)

Made-up citation: "Being non-suckwadish is 98% of good teaching."

ew-able

adj. Capable of inspiring a hearty "ewww."

Real citation: "Wonder if Adama cottoned to the fact she was playing footsie with Lee. Ew. (Not Lee, it is impossible for Lee to be Ew-able.)"
(rimfire, "1-9: "Tigh Me Up, Tigh Me Down" 2005.03.04," May 5, 2005, http://forums.televisionwithoutpity.com/index.php?s=&showtopic=3123998&view=findpost&p=2602948)

Made-up citation: "I think my feet are getting more attractive. They're less ew-able than they used to be."

spandexitude

noun. Modesty schmodesty.

Real citation: "I'm getting carried away, as I often do when I start talking about the bags. The news is that there is now a whole line of this sex enhancement gear, including hoods, bondage bags with internal confinement for the arms, two-legged open-crotch bags, double-zippered sleepsacks, and bodyform catsuits that leave the arms and legs free to move while completely encasing them in heavenly spandexitude."
(David Steinberg, "Of Blood, Spandex, and Lesbian Enjoyment," nearbycafe.com/loveandlust/steinberg/erotic/cn/cn22.html)

Made-up citation: "As I write this, I'm writhing in full spandexitude for my web cam."

congressasshat

noun. A buttheadier asshat than most.

Real citation: "Well, the usual list of stuff, write your congressasshat, blahdy, blah."
(http://www.smartdykes.com/modules.php?name=News&file=article&sid=1309)

Made-up citation: "When congressasshats breed, God shivers and reaches for the crack pipe."

trepan-happy

adj. There's nothing quite like a hole in the head. Yay?

Real citation: "My unscientific mind finds it curious, however, that for hundreds of years doctors were recommending that those with peptic ulcers cut back on the Moccona-and-jalapeno sandwiches, and try to relax. One can only guess that doctors told patients to do this because it was in some way effective (this wasn't the trepan-happy middle ages, remember - this was all the way up to the early eighties)."
(James P. Wall, "A Brief, Deranged Word About Ulcers," Oct. 5, 2005, http://writingstatic.blogspot.com/2005/10/brief-deranged-word-about-ulcers.html)

Made-up citation: "If the President were trepan-happy as well as an avid jogger, that would explain a few things."

pithicism

noun. Insert one-liner here.

Real citation: "It's much easier to write an entertaining review if the reviewer doesn't let legitimate complexities and unknowables interfere with his or her wit, and just spews out whatever clever pithicism he happens to invent without bothering to wonder if it's really at the heart off anything."
("How to be a critic," Oct. 8, 2002, provenance: unknown, http://www.provenanceunknown.com/archive/2002/10-08_how_to_be_a_.html)

Made-up citation: "Does 'bros before hos' count as a pithicism? Or is it more of a Zen koan?"

terroristette

noun. An evildoer with feminine charms. And maybe some anthrax.

Real citation: "Thenmuli Rajaratnam wasn't a terrorist, she was a terroristette."
(July 23, 2005, groups.google.com/group/alt.buddha.short.fat.guy/
msg/ba2f2b8b3ad9dd13)

Made-up citation: "I'm looking for a thong-twanging, testicle-chomping, testosterone-lactating, tie-to-the-bedable terroristette who likes veggie pizza and sailing. No smokers please."

pins-and-needles-y

adj. Sweet merciful mother of mothballs! That tingles.

Real citation: "First few miles, felt like stopping though we know this is pretty much normal and I soon got into my stride. 4 miles in and my right leg started to feel a bit puffy and pins-and-needles-y, although I get this when I do long runs so it wasn't any worry."
(Steven Pick, Sept. 17, 2006, http://www.realbuzz.com/network/myBlogs/blog.php?blog=503&caldate=2006-09&post=7936)

Made-up citation: "When I think about seeing the Dresden Dolls in a few weeks, my brain and crotch get mega-pins-and-needles-y. I'm a little excited."

absosmurfing

adverb. An absolutely smurfing alternative to "absolutely."

Related terms: absodiddly, absoforking, absofracking, absofreaking, absofricking, absofucking.

Real citation: "In any case, Horace Andy is obviously a god of some kind, and they were absosmurfing brilliant when I saw them on June 18, so bugger Richard Ashcroft (I don't care what you say Ebby, that's a *weird* double bill).Go and see 'em in a town near you."
(Danielle, July 2, 1998, http://www.smoe.org/lists/fegmaniax/1998/v07.n247)

Made-up citation: "I absosmurfing dread the thought of putting winter booties on my dog. Shoot me in the head."

expositiolicious

adj. Blah blah, yada yada, STFUA.

Real citation: "I don't have a huge problem with skipping forward a year, except that the next season will inevitably be expositiolicious."
(ender988, "2-20: "Lay Down Your Burdens, Part II" 2006.03.10," March 11, 2006, Television Without Pity, http://forums.televisionwithoutpity.com/index.php?s=&showtopic=3136980&view=findpost&p=4704010)

Made-up citation: "My life is a little expositiolicious lately. I need more adult situations and graphic nudity. I've got the strong language covered."

ho-diddly-fucking-hum

interjection. Quite ho hum.

Real citation: "I conceed it was not the most exciting of days on that particular trip, though that’s just ho-diddly-fucking-hum really isn’t it? ;)"
(Jonathan Stanley, June 10, 2005, http://lambcutlet.org/blog/2005/06/08/day-13-in-hong-kong-unlucky-13/)

Made-up citation: "Working at home can get a little ho-diddly-fucking-hum. Thank God my dog is there to bark at the neighbors and eat the condoms they discard."

debutchify

verb. Femme it up! Butch it down! Shave something, I guess.

Real citation: "It is a sentence that is personal to us, but I am thinking that I would like to get it incorporated with a pretty picture with colors and stuff in it as well. I kind of need a more femme tattoo to debutchify what I've got on my arm."
(Siobhan, "Tattoos," Jan. 30, 2006, http://noyoudoit.blogspot.com/2006/01/tattoos.html)

Made-up citation: "Long hair can debutchify a woman. All it did for me was make me a goddamn hippie."

fembotitude

noun. Look deep into the circuitry of a sultry female sexpotbot, and this ye shall find.

Real citation: "Thanks. I thought we needed a robot with Fembotitude. ; )"
(Lazarus, Feb. 19, 2006, http://64.233.167.104/search?q=cache:07iXkIBk8qUJ:www.woot.com/Forums/ShowPost.aspx%3FPostID%3D463058+%22fembotitude%22&hl=en&gl=us&ct=clnk&cd=1)

Made-up citation: "While giving medical advice, I suggested that my friend Kelly might be a fembot. But how can we prove her fembotitude?"

Jeezass-loving

present participle. Christ-adoring; savior-snorkeling; Jeebus-hugging.

Real citation: "I never said they did. But this crop of Jeezass-loving Rethuglicunts is the worst I've ever seen. Trafficant was an outsider even among the Democrats. Tom DeLay and Duke Cunningham were fist deep up the asses of the Bush inner circle."
(MoeLarryandJesus, May 4, 2006, The Huffington Post, http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2006/05/03/republicans-split-on-lobb_n_20328.html)

Made-up citation: "Sam Harris' new epistle to the Jeezass-loving crown doesn't add much to his first book, but I still love it like pancakes."

skankstache

noun. A rodent-sized pile of hair, proving that skankitude is a gender-neutral concept.

Related terms: pornstache, fuckstache.

Real citation: "Yeah, shaving is kind of a drag. I only shave about every 3 days, which by then I'm plenty due, but I kinda like the scruff. I keep the upper lip trimmed at all times to avoid the skankstache. This will all change though come May when I have to conform to CP's guidelines. No biggie though."
(Thrill Rider, Jan. 28, 2005, http://www.thrillnetwork.com/boards/archive/index.php/t-33411.html)

Made-up citation: "I'm a beard man, but skankstaches make me weep with bed-wetting fear. I'm complex."

infatuationish

adj. Lovey-dovey-obsessiony.

Real citation: "i wonder if he still likes me or if it was like a week-long thing. like an infatuationish thing."
(jax, March 7, 2005, http://64.233.167.104/search?q=cache:YIX-DIJ-XRwJ:pleonast.com/weblog.php%3FSID%3D81f23bc6dddf57324061a%26user%3Driotgirl05%26o%3D50%26%26l%3D5+infatuationish&hl=en&gl=us&ct=clnk&cd=1)

Made-up citation: "I could use a new crush and some fresh infatuationish feelings right now. Otherwise, I'll get a lot of work done."

smurftarded

adj. Tarded...though blue and adorable.

Related terms: fucktarded, fracktarded, asstarded, nontarded, untarded.

Real citation: "I was asking around from some recently ex-patted patrons from the USA; and Emo kids LIKE to be called Emo because it's 'cool'. Personally I think pretending to be emotional or 'emo' is smurftarded."
(Iri Valentine, April 12, 2004, http://forums.eyesonff.com/showthread.php?p=1074804)

Made-up citation: "Smurftarded gnomes need extra classes. But the elves and leprechauns won't pay for it!"

goitertastic

adj. Mmm...abnormally enlarged thyroid gland.

Real citation: "Springer: Goitertastic! I mean, fantastic! I'm really having a lot of goiter...I mean fun!"
("Out With the Old," http://www.worlds-worst.com/worldsworst/fanfic/idea_detail.php?LinkID=55&CatID=5&Gamescope_Session=
150df7e5dd3f7e5b3cbf465d11cf1aa0)

Made-up citation: "Ben & Jerry's new Goitertastic Grandson isn't flying off the shelves, leaving marketers stunned."

megadumpage

noun. A substantial instance of dumping, whether of significant others or God-given feces.

Real citation: "So, did anybody hit this during last season's Tahoe megadumpage?"
(bad_roo, Sept. 10, 2005, http://www.tetongravity.com/forums/archive/index.php?t-34868.html)

Made-up citation: "As a summer camp counselor for disabled children, I cleaned up the mightiest megadumpage in the land. And a shitstorm or two."

collision-y

adj. May cause an owie.

Real citation: "I'm keen on seeing Baby Face Nelson, the one Siegel I've never lucked across, and even keener to re-see the seldom-shown, collision-y procedural The Lineup, which features a hit man and his dapper assistant, who writes down the victim's last words into a keepsake notebook."
(James Wolcott, "The Siegel Catalog," March 19, 2006, http://jameswolcott.com/archives/2006/03/the_siegel_cata.php)

Made-up citation: "My dad is the ultimate sports nut: if there are balls and collision-y behavior involved, he will watch."

fuckboozled

adj. Fuckin' bamboozled, I'd say. Or drunk.

Real citation: "farrkin school. the only thing ive got to look forward to tonight is CSI. wana get fuckboozled this weekend? xxx"
(March 7, 2006, http://64.233.167.104/search?q=cache:1IJBD5qv9j0J:profile.myspace.com/index.cfm%3Ffuseaction%3Duser.viewprofile%26friendID%3D14368590+fuckboozled&hl=en&gl=us&ct=clnk&cd=1)

Made-up citation: "I'm trying to deal with some issues. Should I try meditation, therapy, or fuckboozlement?"

douchebagface

noun. Not the best name for a kitten.

Related term: douchebaghead.

Real citation: "THAT IS COPYRIGHT OF MEGAN BAKED YOU BIG FAT DOUCHEBAGFACE."
(justsignbythex, Dec. 31, 2005, http://www.blurty.com/talkread.bml?journal=emolyrics&itemid=67115512)

Made-up citation: "Hey douchebagface! Are you enjoying your meal?"

jizz-ism

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non-nonchalant-ness

adj. Look deep into my eyes, and you may see my brain spinning like a top propelled by a hyperactive hamster who put too much crack on his cornflakes. Thus, the non-nonchalant-ness.

Real citation: "After a few minutes of chatting with Richard Roth, the interviewer, my non-nonchalant-ness and his non-nonchalant-ness coupled to make one interesting conversation."
(Drew Powell, "Long Term Benefits of Media Fellows," http://www.depauw.edu/honors/media/alum2.asp)

Made-up citation: "Every time I've ever tried to commit a crime, no matter how small, I've failed miserably, probably due to my non-nonchalant-ness. I couldn't have scored coke in Rick James' bathroom."

Batshitistan

noun. The la-la-iest land of the looniest.

Related terms: batshit loony, batshit whacko, batshit insane, batshit nutty, batshit nutso, batshit-demented, super-batshit-insane, completely-fucking-batshit-insane, batshit-fucking-crazy, batshit-sounding, non-batshit, pre-batshit, anti-batshit, batshit loonball, holy batshit, batshittery, batcrap, batpoop.

Real citation: "For the Shi'ites in the south, strip them of all resources, cut them off from everyone, and let them have their batshit insane theocracy. Gradually, airlift in supplies to the people of Batshitistan so they can kick out the oppressive rulers when they get sick of them."
(Ice Hockey Players, Aug. 24, 2006, http://www.forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=497202&page=2)

Made-up citation: "As a sometimes resident of Batshitistan, I'm just happy I have a passport. Potato wing!"

skankitudinous

adj. When "skanky" just doesn't cover it.

Real citation: "OT: For those with Paradise Hotel withdrawals... Fox Reality is going to be airing Temptation Island (I think it's Season 2 or 3) beginning the week of 11/1. Obviously PH is the pinnacle of skankitudinous tv entertainment."
(Crankie, "Paradise Hotel," Oct. 24, 2005, Television Without Pity, http://forums.televisionwithoutpity.com/index.php?s=&showtopic=3093936&view=findpost&p=3844596)

Made-up citation: "Supposedly, skankitudinous Seattle sisters sip sake so serenely. Selah."

proctologistette

noun. A proctologist of the female-ier sex.

Related terms: proctologistess.

Real citation: "a future proctologistette???"
(zipperzap, Aug. 11, 2006, http://forums.gunbroker.com/post.asp?method=ReplyQuote&REPLY_ID=1493584&TOPIC_ID=
210331&FORUM_ID=4)

Made-up citation: "If my lovely daughter Emily grows up to be a proctologistette, I'll be so proud and barfed out."

sketchbally

adj. A balmier form of sketchitude. Er—make that ballsier. Damn you, spellcheck!

Related terms: sketchballish, non-sketchball.

Real citation: "Well my utmost apologies to anyone who actually reads the stuff on my web site.. no pictures to go along with tonight's blog. You know - I've had a lot on my mind this week. I think that I can credit that to the fact that I've been home sick most of the week. But none the less, I've had a lot on my mind. I'm convinced that God's timing in life, is pretty much just crazy. Not necessarilly crazy in a bad way, but it seems so sketchbally to me. (yes... I just said sketchbally...)"
(Chelsea, May 27, 2005, http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&FriendID=15886063&
amp;amp;amp;blogMonth=5&blogDate=27&blogYear=2005)

Made-up citation: "Dogs are often better than people at detecting sketchbally characters and half-eaten sandwiches."

crapcation

noun. A vacation that sucks mega monkey balls.

Related terms: mancation.

Real citation: "Aug. 12-15th, sporadic last visits (before crapcation)"
(Shadrax, Aug. 8, 2005, http://www.chulsang.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=433&sid=a481e3bcb20ef7b4baf098bf52c14de9)

Made-up citation: "My worst crapcation was probably a drive to Florida with some of the more loathsome fish in my gene pool. I was 10, and if my parents really loved me, they would have hit me with a sledgehammer instead."

biscuitwad

noun. Wads don't get any yummier.

Real citation: "Your face is the biggest laugh though I haven't seen a zombie make it in music yet, still it's early days for you yet. How about you try psychadelics and open your mind rather then poison your soul biscuitwad!"
(http://64.233.167.104/search?q=cache:RPoMqXBObEAJ:www.linqglobal.com/mdh/index.php%3F%26show%3D4+biscuitwad&hl=en&gl=us&ct=clnk&cd=1)

Made-up citation: "Yes, you're a biscuitwad, Julian. But you're my biscuitwad."

turdbuffery

noun. They say you can't put lipstick on a pig, but apparently you can buff a turd.

Real citation: "If you *insist*... I would use a large lawnmower engine. In an extreme act of turdbuffery, the camshaft could be modified with extra lobes to open the intake and exhaust valves on *every* downstroke and upstroke (MIG or braze, and make a "pattern" with filecard stock to get the lobe shape fairly close with the grinder/file) and the neatest thing about this is that many lawnmower engines seem to already use NPT for the muffler attachment *anyway*"
(peejay, April 22, 2004, http://www.rx7club.com/forum/showthread.php?s=924860f93be657c29e530ade30b6365a&p=5571977#post5571977)

Made-up citation: "Even Mr. Turd Blossom Karl Rove doesn't have enough powers of turdbuffery to make this president shine."

schmoopiecakes

noun. Are you my schmoopiecakes? Are you my schmoopiecakes? Yes, yes you are!

Related terms: schmoopiepants, schmoopieface, schmoopiehead, schmoopie-poo, schmoopsie-poo, de-schmoopify.

Real citation: "She was really starting to look unhappy now. Poor schmoopiecakes!"
(mr. pseudostudent & pseudostudent, "How Swede It Is," http://www.tarflies.com/virtual/index.php?leg=3)

Made-up citation: "Many a schmoopiecakes--when called 'schmoopiecakes'--responds with a fork to the eyeball."

unfuckedupedness

noun. A sad state of non-drunken affairs.

Real citation: "The cat needed a broken tooth fixed. *fuckin cat* Normally I would have drowned my sorrows for a while then moved on, but it was winter.*fuckin snow* so there was no work,*fuckin work* which meant no money, which meant no booze.*fuckin unfuckedupedness*"
(Aug. 3, 2006, http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&FriendID=54338333&
amp;amp;amp;blogMonth=8&blogDate=3&blogYear=2006)

Made-up citation: "Professors at a local research university have uncovered new evidence that suggests 'unfuckedupedness' has a lot of syllables."

sentientish

adj. Doctor, we've created conscious life! Or a delicious new bagel.

Real citation: "Unnamed it might be, but it definitely had a purpose. Hmm, a sentientish sword? with a yen for a magic user to fulfill its grand plan? I'm loving this. Giles's mental state is spot on, and his interaction with Travers is distressingly realistic. Poor Grissom, he gets no love around there, does he?"
(houses7177, Dec. 5, 2004, http://elementalv.livejournal.com/114066.html)

Made-up citation: "A good head massage leaves me in a drooly, sentientish, puddle-like state of bliss."

buttholicious

adj. I'll go out on a limb and say "deliciously buttholey."

Real citation: "I'm loving it. JonorJoan is a new archetype for insanely determined, stubborn idiocy. He shall level mountains with mighty blows from his big, throbbing intellect. Jon, honey, you are seriously buttholicious, and let no-one tell you otherwise."
(Jed, Dec. 18, 2001, http://p083.ezboard.com/fpseudochainsawfrm7.showMessageRange?topicID=363.topic&start=141&stop=158)

Made-up citation: "Though their coffee is solid, Intelligentsia's name is pretentious, preposterous, and buttholicious. But if they redubbed themselves 'Buttholia,' I'd be a lifelong fan."

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non-oodles

noun. A metric zilchload.

Real citation: "You can get oodles of belts for non-oodles of money at Goodwill or other thrift shops."
("Rachel's guide to Renaissance Costuming for Badass Babes," http://www.warren-wilson.edu/~redidin/costuming.html)

Made-up citation: "'Non-oodles of Noodles' doesn't sound like a promising lunchtime destination for hungry Americans."

shitheadface

noun. A shithead squared.

Real citation: "I agree with sara you shitheadface! But anyhow whats up!?"
(A.DUCK, Aug. 20, 2006, http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=53797465)

Made-up citation: "When dating, I constantly fear the emergence of my inner shitheadface--though I probably have an inner poopoobrain at worst."

tardocracy

noun. A special form of government.

Real citation: "Seriously, guys, this isn't a democracy. And to prevent it from becoming a tardocracy, I've selected moderators, who I trust to delete posts that have no value. So there."
(Jick, Jan. 27, 2003, http://forums.kingdomofloathing.com/viewtopic.php?t=859&sid=36e863bb9debbad5c905db5108a0ff02)

Made-up citation: "Living in a tardocracy is annoying and dangerous, though I do enjoy Bowling Night."

kvetchitude

noun. Look deep into a complainer's cold walnut of a heart, and this ye shall find.

Real citation: "It's also a good day to brush up on kvetchitude. For, y'see, summer is coming and one of my favorite activities is to get together with a friend or two, sip some homemade lemonade and/or drink some beer and just sit on the porch and bitch about stuff."
(Tuning Spork, April 23, 2005, http://blatherreview.mu.nu/archives/cat_i_got_nothin.html#077601)

Made-up citation: "When my kvetchitude reaches Costanza-like proportions, it's time to make a refreshing grain alcohol smoothie and relax."

post-beefgasm

adj. Mmm...post-coital beefy goodness.

Real citation: "In short, I've been comfortable. So comfortable I've bugger all to write about. Even now I sit here post-beefgasm (that exquisite sensation felt after ingesting 400+ grams of marinated char-grilled scotch fillet), quaffing a glass of Mr. Riggs Shiraz and tapping away at the keyboard over my ever-growing paunch."
(Robbie, Sept. 3, 2006, YMOTG, http://www.ymotg.com/permalink/all-apologies)

Made-up citation: "I haven't eaten beef in 15 years, so I don't know much about the post-beefgasm state. If it's anything like the happiness my dog finds in chewing on pig ears, I'll just stay ignorant, thank you."

deassify

verb. To make something less assy, especially a brain. Or a bathroom.

Real citation: "You are only going to defeat that kind of attack through intelligence, and our intelligence is completely lacking because of political bullshit, and myopia. Not having enough Arab language translators? That's a fixable problem, if only the politicans would deassify their heads."
(HaemishM, May 1, 2006, http://www.gameangst.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=7&pid=142&mode=threaded&show=&st=&)

Made-up citation: "The deassification of my bathtub will now commence."

batfuckery

noun. Batshittery meets bugfuckery in one loonballish nutburger.

Real citation: "What the fuck? This makes no sense. At all. Are you trying to say they called llamas horses? Because that's batfuckery."
(Surlethe, May 4, 2005, http://bbs.stardestroyer.net/viewtopic.php?p=1588470)

Made-up citation: "George Carlin says men have more stupidity and women have more batfuckery, but I'm not smart enough to know if this is true."

anti-milf

noun. The masses have spoken, and they do not want to do your mom.

Related terms: milf, non-milf, unmilf, milfitude, milfage, milfery, milfosity, milfy, milfish, milfishness, milfesque.

Real citation: "Pamela Anderson: The Anti-Milf"
(January 6, 2006, http://metadish.com/news/celebrities/pamela-anderson-the-antimilf.php)

Made-up citation: "Like the wacky neighbor and the stoic first officer, the anti-milf has been a TV staple since Christ was a cowboy."

cockawhatever

noun. An unidentified bird or other cockamamie creature.

Real citation: "just got to the indep. coffee house near me...they have a bird in here. a cockawhatever in a cage. isn't there something about spreading the ebola virus that the health department frowns upon? at the same time, i kind of dig it."
(Kelly, email message, Sept. 4, 2006)

Made-up citation: "A cockapoo is a mix of a cocker spaniel and a poodle. A cockawhatever is an unholy crime against nature and all that is good and true and right."

testicle-ish

adj. Nutty.

Real citation: "my poor baby! april 7th is doomsday!! IM SO SORRY, but i have to do it :( youll forgive me im sure. i think your one nut was kinda cute in its own testicle-ish way, ill miss the little fella."
(Mel Nasty, March 23, 2006, http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=64402637)

Made-up citation: "A testicle-ish lump in a non-testicle-ish place is not recommended by doctors."

absoforking

adverb. Used to modify an absolutely motherforking something or other.

Related terms: absodiddly, absofracking, absofreaking, absofricking, absofucking.

Real citation: "Absoforking hilarious!!"
(Prime Mover, Feb. 9, 2001, groups.google.com/group/alt.music.rush/msg/10d3a8a7ddb6d3cf?hl=en&)

Made-up citation: "If I can get my dog to heel--and stop swerving around the sidewalk like DWI who sprinkled too much crack on his cornflakes--I'll be absoforking delighted."

not-so-hee

adj. Lacking the funny.

Real citation: "On the not-so-hee side, I had forgotten about Dualla's wall of photos scene. It's funny how (for me, at least) it had more emotional impact then bombed-out Caprica."
(aliana, "1-1 & 1-2: "33 / Water" 2005.01.14,"
April 9, 2005, http://forums.televisionwithoutpity.com/index.php?s=&showtopic=3122122&view=findpost&p=2765071)

Made-up citation: "The difference between hee-larious and not-so-hee depends on where the pee is sprinkled."

performance artist-y

adj. Yams may be involved.

Real citation: "1. Res- If you haven't heard her, you need to. I love her vibe; it's like R&B with a performance artist-y thing. Very cool."
(lauraz, Nov. 20, 2001, http://www.3blackchicks.com/ubb/Forum9/HTML/000008.html)

Made-up citation: "Though I once squawked like a bird while butt naked on stage, I don't feel very performance artist-y this summer."

masterplanesque

adj. An evil genius may be involved.

Related terms: masterplanish.

Real citation: "as did about 3000 people in this 'catastrophic and catalyzing event', as it is entitled in the officially available masterplanesque document 'Rebuilding´s Americas Defenses',"
(Jan. 7, 2006, http://www.turnmeondeadman.net/cgi/forum/Blah.pl?b=IBP,m=1127405565)

Made-up citation: "They're not masterplanesque, but my daily to-do lists are mega-detailed and probably symptomatic of something."

blamfrazzled

adj. Confuzzled, bamboozled, flabbergasted, and whangdoodled.

Real citation: "It's not quite matter-of-factly that she says this (I bet you can imagine right now the precise note of weariness she gives this speech), but Adama is still blamfrazzled, as I imagine most viewers were too. So sudden!"
(Jacob, "Resurrection Ship, Part I," page 5, http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/articles/content/a425/index-4.html)

Made-up citation: "I was blamfrazzled at the news that my puppy peed on the dogsitter's bed. Urine-soaked sheets do not a happy dogsitter make. Bad puppy!"

smurfitudinous

adj. When "smurfy" just doesn't cut it.

Related terms: crapitudinous, fuckitudinous, funkitudinous.

Real citation: "Secondly: King Schlong! Oh, my dear sweet Boring Smurf of Smurfitudinous Retching. Yick."
(Bex, "King Schlong and The Island of HORRID STUPIDITY," Jan. 9, 2006, http://bexschwartz.blogspot.com/2006/01/king-schlong-and-island-of-horrid.html)

Made-up citation: "I'm pretty sure Texas is smurfitudinous, and that's another reason I'm glad to be leaving."

East Buttfuckistan

noun. The boon-diddly-fucking-docks.

Real citation: "They'll do it Olympics-style and nail some guy from East Buttfuckistan or some similarly small former Soviet Bloc country. The dude won't make it out of his motos anyway so the main show goes on yet the governing bodies can cheer the success of their testing campaign."
(DNBLC, June 29, 2005, http://www.bmxnews.com/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=707&highlight
=&PHPSESSID =7e8b4c9ea90fc3b9c9f288dfc9deec0f)

Made-up citation: "Staying at a hotel in East Buttfuckistan, Texas makes me all the more grateful for my Chicago neighborhood, where the lake, two sushi restaurants, and boatloads of coconut bubble tea are blocks away."

horndogess

noun. A horndog with feminine wiles and parts.

Related terms: horndogette.

Real citation: "Whenever I get a massage, I become an absolute horndogess. My husband loves it!"
(M'Kay, May 16, 2006, http://sweatpantsmom.blogspot.com/2006/05/agony-and-ecstasy-sort-of.html)

Made-up citation: "My life is lacking boats and horndogesses. Everything else is groovy."

squicknaciousness

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motherplooker

noun. A motherhumper Frank Zappa would be proud of.

Related terms: clusterplook, roto-plooker.

Real citation: "We don't need no water, let the motherplooker burn."
(AAlgar, June 20, 2006, http://www.606studios.com/bendisboard/showthread.php?t=73507&page=174)

Made-up citation: "Edward James Olmos is the scariest motherplooker on my TV these days, narrowly edging the Reno 911 guy's shorts."

Jeebusish

adj. Kinda sorta Jeebus-y.

Related terms: Jeebus, Jeebusly, Jeebus-free, anti-Jeebusness.

Real citation: "In typical Republican slime fashion Mayor James West was all Jeebusish and Family Values when he was in front of the public, but in accordance with the Republican Agenda it was all lies in an effort to gain the trust of the public so he could betray it."
(Steve Rider, "Anti-Gay Gay Mayor Outed and Ousted in Spokane," Dec. 7, 2005, My Daily Rant, http://my-daily-rant.com/?p=252)

Made-up citation: "My carefully groomed beard is Jeebusish, though my passionate belief in leprechauns is not."

speedotastic

adj. Sausage-tight swimwear for sausages.

Real citation: "Have a speedotastic birthday!!"
(July 14, 2006, http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=27170462)

Made-up citation: "Well-endowed, speedotastic wearers of the banana hammock prefer to think of it as a Banana Republic."

fracktarded

adj. Dumb as a fox of fracked-up rocks.

Related terms: fucktarded, asstarded, smurftarded, nontarded, untarded.

Real citation: "I never played any of the D&D games so to be honest I have no idea what the debate is about. 1stDevil, coming in and not only not have a clue at what this thread is really talking about and then thrashing out like a baby at what others have to say is pretty fracktarded."
(Zor Primus, Dec. 19, 2005, http://www.macrossworld.com/mwf/lofiversion/index.php?t17198.html)

Made-up citation: "When my meerkat-like puppy barks at the barking meerkats on TV, it is both fracktarded and adorable."

kegelicious

adj. Chock full o' delicious groin-exercising goodness.

Real citation: "cheesebikini> kegelicious"
(http://www.seanbonner.com/blog/archives/000377.php)

Made-up citation: "Mmm...kegelicious coffee. What? I like coffee."

jackasswad

noun. Asshole plus jackhole plus dickwad minus a dick and two holes.

Real citation: "Well, this woman pulled out paperwork upon paperwork on this guy and sat and told my friend of the tales of this asshole....the guy and the ex wife have an 8 yr old daughter together...I guess they have pretty much found proof along with some things the 8 yr old has said, that has led to them investigating this jackasswad for child molesting/neglect!!!!"
(July 20, 2002, "Grrrrr I hate Ma Bell for letting..........." http://mistybrowneyes.mydeardiary.com/entry.html?de_key=663326)

Made-up citation: "Until now, no one has called the President our Jackasswad-in-Chief. But it was inevitable."

midpiddle

adj. In medias piss.

Real citation: "From here our story spins wildly out of control: bodyguards, snotty remarks, alleged weaponry, wanton pee-splash, some poor fool getting smacked several times in the face midpiddle."
(Adrian Ryan, "Celebrity I Saw U," July 20, 2006, The Stranger, http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/Content?oid=44513)

Made-up citation: "When my puppy is in midpiddle and looks up at me, I say 'good potty.' This guy down the street has a more creative proclamation of potty praise: 'Tally ho!'"

fucked-in-the-headitude

noun. If you're farooked in the melon or even plooked in the noggin, you possess this quality.

Related terms: bone-headitude.

Real citation: "Whatever it is that's driving you into this sad, sad display of fucked-in-the-headitude, I hope you know you can tell all about it to Unca Ari. I promise to seriously consider any mitigating circumstances you might want to present."
(Ari, April 6, 2002, http://groups.google.com/group/alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk/
msg/0b22983fdbdfaaf8?hl=en&)

Made-up citation: "Dudes on quaaludes exuded fucked-in-the-headitude when they wooed nude geese."

non-spyful

adj. Completely lacking double agents, Bondish gadgetry, and covert wigs.

Real citation: "I like that Isabelle toppled her Project Christmas Tower of Portent. It makes me think that she might be able to choose a non-spyful life. It's probably giving the writers too much credit to think that they did that on purpose. "
(joshleejosh, "5-16/5-17: "Reprisal"/"All the Time in the World" 2006.05.22," May 22, 2006, Television Without Pity, http://forums.televisionwithoutpity.com/index.php?s=&showtopic=3141076&view=findpost&p=5321000)

Made-up citation: "While housesitting, it's hard to be non-spyful. What's in this drawer? Wheeee!"

confessy-time

noun. A Catholic tradition that's catholic enough for the whole fucking world, it would seem.

Real citation: "Isabel, Sandra Oh, and Seattle Grey are leaning over the railing overlooking the big Seattle poster from last week. Oh looks in pain, but she won't take meds because they're for wussies. Isabel non-sequiturs about hating Alex, which gives Meredith the chance to announce that she broke up with Dempsey. Since it's all confessy-time, Oh tells them Chief Wannabe #2 wants a relationship. The girls agree that boys are stupid."
(Josh, Oct. 24, 2005, seattle.metblogs.com/archives/2005/10/greys_anatomy_r_11.phtml)

Made-up citation: "Ok folks, it's confessy-time time: Last week my dog tried to eat a condom on the street, and this week doggie kisses were once again permitted in my household. Decapitate me now."

mutineeress

noun. A mutineer with feminine wiles. And possibly a shiv.

Real citation: "GETTING A BIT HUNGRY, YOU MUTINEERESS!!!!' WE'LL HAVE NONE OF THAT!!!!"
(Jeanway, May 10, 2004, http://www.startrekfans.net/lofiversion/index.php/t12797.html)

Made-up citation: "On boats, spacecraft, and canoes, mutineeresses are never welcome. However, ark-owners will take whoever they can get."