adj. Very worthy of being strapped down on a romantic surface for hot-monkey-sex-related purposes.
Real citation: "'tie-to-the-bedable', adj. (with a reasonably compositional meaning). No google hits, but the formation process is obviously productive."
(Laurence Horn, May 9, 2005, http://listserv.linguistlist.org/cgi-bin/wa?A2=ind0505B&L=ads-l&P=R1279)
Made-up citation: “To a goliath bird-eating spider, another goliath bird-eating spider is likeable, boinkable, and very tie-to-the-bedable.”