noun. A motherhumper Frank Zappa would be proud of.
Related terms: clusterplook, roto-plooker.
Real citation: "We don't need no water, let the motherplooker burn."
(AAlgar, June 20, 2006, http://www.606studios.com/bendisboard/showthread.php?t=73507&page=174)
Made-up citation: "Edward James Olmos is the scariest motherplooker on my TV these days, narrowly edging the Reno 911 guy's shorts."