present participle. Thong-flaunting; thong-wearing; thong-displaying; thong-mongering; thongariffic.
Real citation: "Undiverted, Alfred observed that what happened between the chief executive and the thong-twanging intern, though inappropriate and, yes, icky, was consenual; Schwarzenegger's advances weren't."
(James Wolcott, "Bungle in the Jungle," page 212, Attack Poodles, 2004)
Made-up citation: "As the Bible says, 'all women are thong-twanging strumpets, and all men are leg-humping shitbags.'"