noun. Jesus Christ, that's a lot!
Related terms: metric buttload, metric assload, metric arseload, metric heinie-load, metric bootyload, metric poop-load, metric poo-load, metric shitload, metric crapload, metric fuckload, metric boatload, metric truckload, metric smurfload, metric cuntload, metric dickload, metric cockload, metric pantload, metric pantsload.
Real citation: "I've found that i can get to a game with nothing more than a game's core book, my fake book (with it's heavily annotated sheets) and a poke of dice. I remember all too well the dark days when i felt i had to bring a metric jesus-load of materials to a game in order to be prepared."
(Reverend K., "If you hum a few bars i'll fake it.",
Made-up citation: "For my robust health, prosperous children, and large harem, I offer a metric jesus-load of thanks to the Good Lord!"