adj. This describes any object, service, or small mammal that has been yoinked--or in non-Simpsons lingo--stolen.
Related terms: yoink, yoinker, yoinkee, yoinkage.
Real citation: "Yoink: To violently or non violently take an object from another, regardless of the love or respect the yoinkee has for the beyoinked object. "
Made-up citation: "'Verily, thou hast truly won my beyoinked heart,' said Thor, setting down his hammer in the plush foliage, as he gazed upon the duct-taped squirrel."