noun. A frackin' whole lot of I don't know what.
Related terms: frack you, fracked up, motherfracker, clustercrack, metric buttload, metric assload, metric arseload, metric heinie-load, metric bootyload, metric poop-load, metric poo-load, metric shitload, metric crapload, metric fuckload, metric boatload, metric truckload, metric smurfload, metric cuntload, metric dickload, metric cockload, metric pantload, metric pantsload.
Real citation: "Yeah, there's only a whole metric frackload of Boomers out there. She isn't going anywhere."
(SurvivAR-15, 2005, http://184.108.40.206/search?q=cache:x48V1RHAo4gJ:ar15.com/forums/topic.html%3Fb%3D1%26f%3D5%26t%3D298560%26page%3D19+%22metric+frackload%22&hl=en)
Made-up citation: "A metric frackload of folks have told me to check out the new Battlestar Galactica, and damn it, I will. By Odin's beard, I will."