Thursday, December 20, 2007


noun. Who has time for cumbersome priests and crosses and holy water these days?

Real citation: “Maybe she's a ‘poser’ and had no idea what you meant by that. Probably thinking ‘Blessed Be’ is some kind of Christian insta-exorcism.”
(May 17, 2007,

Made-up citation: “My Christmas wish list: demon-possessed villagers, an insta-exorcism kit, towels, God’s blessing, and oatmeal stout. Hey, the righteous get thirsty.”

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