Tuesday, December 18, 2007

spoogeaholic screwpuppet

noun phrase. A naughty, naughty person. Or puppet.

Real citation: “Gals: tired of being called a "slut", a "whore", or a "spoogeaholic screwpuppet"? Vagiseal to the rescue!”
(“Wet Spots,” Fleshbot, Oct. 11, 2004, http://www.fleshbot.com/archives/wet-spots-023078.php)

Made-up citation: “In the eyes of God, all people are either virgins or spoogeaholic screwpuppets. That's why Odin is the man. He sees people as trolls, Vikings, or giant fire demons."

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