Monday, May 30, 2005

bonership society

noun. A community based on boners, boning, or outright boneration.

Real citation: "At first glance, Grassley's bill act seems like a conservative no-brainer: It's anti-sex, it's fiscally responsible, and it fits in nicely with President Bush's recent calls to privatize massive, rock-hard erections via a "bonership society" that encourages people to take control of their own ball-draining fuck sessions."
(Greg Beato, "Iowa Senator: No Hard-On Pills For Poor People!" May 24, 2005, Wonkette, http://www.wonkette.com/politics/hill/index.php#iowa-senator-no-hardon-pills-for-poor-people-104849)

Made-up citation: “In a bonership society, only the schmuck-faced hoser is truly a dickhead.”

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