noun. Look deep into a bottomless pit of pain, and this ye shall find, under some poo.
Real citation: “Once again I am at a loss of ideas for shit to write on this godforsaken blog that has taken me through whirlwinds of twists and turns from distraughtitude (screw it others in blogsconcin make up words why shouldn't I) to elation back down to feeling a bit above the common weevil.”
(Aug. 25, 2005, Media in Trouble, http://mediaintrouble.blogspot.com/2005/08/sphere-she-is-round_25.html)
Made-up citation: “Save me from distraughtitude, sweet Melinda! I only require a crumb of your heart's tender mercy and a morsel of your cousin’s finest weed.”