Monday, March 10, 2008


noun. A trusty kajigger that solves your carpet needs and annihilates your enemies, while conserving valuable space.

Related terms: nano-bionic-whateverization, nano-cylo-std, nano-douche-bot, nanopoop, nanoschlong, nanosomethingorother, nano-souled, nanotesticles, nano-wand of love.

Real citation: “You can't destroy all the clone factories, I've made nano-factories that create and assemble small parts into fully formed JDiv's. It looks like spontaneous generation! I'm so clever...- Kemrain the Clever. And Modest, Too.*activates Nano-Destructo-Mat*”
(July 5, 2005,

Made-up citation: "I was depressed last week, so I bought a velour sweater, a nano-destructo-mat, and a mountain of refreshing crack."

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