Sunday, November 25, 2007


adj. A word that will never be applied to Barry White.

Related terms: nano-bionic-whateverization, nano-douche-bot, nanoschlong, nanotesticles, nano-wand of love.

Real citation: “My God, Peter. Why on earth you would approvingly quote a man who called the passengers on the two WTC-crashed flights “scaredy cats” escapes me entirely. That you continue to offer these watery mealy-mouthed defenses of that nano-souled charlatan simply makes me want to give up on you.”
(Sept. 12, 2007, Blowhards,

Made-up citation: “Come see my presentation, ‘Nano-souledness: Technological innovation or existential nightmare?’ Free donuts to audience members without souls.”

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