Sunday, September 30, 2007


noun. A tiny, shiny process that creates fembotty warriors, small batteries, and microscopic lifeforms that, even now, are playing capture the flag inside your brain!

Real citation: “And in what universe would the girlfriend of one of the scientists ever be a candidate for nano-bionic-Whateverization? 'Plot-device-ocytes', hee! Dr. Boyfriend came through so completely unscathed, I was sure he and Starbot had cooked up the plan together.”
(Sandman, “1-1: "Second Chances" 2007.09.26,” Sept. 27, 2007, Television Without Pity,

Made-up citation: "The same nano-bionic-whateverization process Starbucks uses to brew your coffee can now be used to brew your soul. By brew, I mean harvest. Mmm....raspberry mocha soul."

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