noun. A petite mini-tallywhacker.
Real citation: “It's his nano-wand of love”
(Dec. 15, 2000, TTLG Forums, http://www.ttlg.com/forums/showthread.php?t=31854)
Made-up citation: "If your nano-wand of love has a Napoleon complex the size of a Christmas ham, read my new book: Nanoschlongs and the Nanobots Who Surgically Enlarge Them."