Thursday, July 07, 2005


adj. USA! USA!

Real citation: "38. Toby Keith
Crimes: The worst kind of proud-to-be-brainwashed dolt, one who feels he should express himself. The fact that this ambulatory hamburger’s opinions were ever given public forum is an indictment of our entire civilization and all human history leading up to this point."
("The Beast 50 Most Loathsome People in America, 2004," The Beast,

Made-up citation: "Maybe I'm just another proud-to-be-brainwashed lout, but Sam Adams beer really does make me feel patriotic. And a little lightheaded."

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