Friday, May 27, 2011

Five thoughts about men

Some men are born great. Others are hatched. Most are made in a lab by twisted maniacs.

Deep inside every man, there’s another man—a wiser man—drawing a penis on his lungs.

What men think during sex: “Wow, sex!” You’re welcome, Cosmo.

It’s gross, but I’d say over 50% of men don’t wash their hands after an exorcism.

Men are like noodles. If you boil them long enough, they’ll stick to the kitchen wall.

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