Thursday, May 19, 2011

Five observations

It is difficult for even a trained munchologist to tell the difference between an assmunch and a buttmunch.

The Three Stooges will always be more popular than The Three Humanitarians.

“I have certain proclivities” sounds more respectable than “The stuff I do would grow hair on the inside of your brain.”

It’s not easy living a life of quiet dignity while waving a giant foam finger.

The most we can say about the ultimate reality of the cosmos is it tastes better with parm cheese.

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