Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Five thoughts about exorcism

As a compromise, the Pope announced his support for same-sex exorcism.

Proctologists should offer exorcisms. If you’re already wrist-deep, pulling out a gerbil, why not scoop out some demons too?

I’d like to be living proof of something. Maybe that you shouldn’t do exorcisms in a thong?

I hate waiting from 8-12 or 12-4 for the cable guy or exorcist.

It may strain our precious holy-water reserves, but the only real health-care fix is a new generation of exorcist practitioners.

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