Monday, May 02, 2011

Five thoughts about children

Maybe if we gave children pitchforks instead of laptops, the world wouldn’t be such a mess. Back to basics, people!

The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is they’re both in the pocket of the oil industry.

Always be kind to children, because today’s snot-nosed kids will be tomorrow’s snot-nosed warlords.

The most important thing parents can teach their children is how to make hobos dance.

Children are like snowflakes. In hell, they’re gonna melt pretty quickly.

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